Uninvited

No, don't even think about it.

We can not afford this hotel.

Sorry about that.

Oh, yeah!

Here we go.

Yeah, it's cool, it's cool.

Yeah, take it easy.

Look, honey, we've tried every other place in town, OK?

Let's just go inside and sit in the lobby

for like five minutes, what do you say, huh?

I mean, my feet are killing me.

Why did you let me wear these shoes this morning?

You wanted to wear those shoes!

Do you have any reservations here?

Well, not exactly--

I thought so.

But, my uncle is a stockholder in this place.

I'm sorry but you can not stay

in this lobby without a reservation.

Well, I was wondering if we could have

five minutes to maybe-- - I'm sorry, you will have

to find somewhere else to go.

Now please, just get out, get out!

Lester!

It's OK, they are with me.

- Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. - Graham.

I am really sorry Mr. Graham.

There must have been some misunderstanding.

You see, I thought they were all part of the college crowd.

Sorry about that.

Hotel personnel get a little sensitive

during spring break week.

Yeah.

- You girls do not have a room, do you?

No. - Yes!

Yes. - No.

- It's OK, I understand, I've been there.

I might be able to help you with a place to stay.

I was just about go and have some dinner.

Why don't you join me and we can talk about it?

- I don't think that would really--

- Well it's just something to eat, Suzanne.

Yeah, it's a good restaurant.

Just something to eat, Suzanne, no strings attached.

- I just don't think we are dressed for dinner.

It will be all right, trust me.

I'm starving!

- You can leave your bags here, come on.

Wait for us.

Jesus, do you believe this guy?

We've got to go now.

- Ladies, my business associate, Mike Harvey.

Mmm, how do you do?

We've got a meeting remember?

Walt?

- Bobbie, Suzanne, please accept my apologies.

My associate is correct.

I do have some business to take care of.

- Oh, but you haven't had your dessert yet.

All the more for you.

You are coming to the party, right?

It starts about midnight on my yacht.

Oh, yeah.

- I'll send a limo back here to get you.

It should be fun, lots of interesting people.

Bob, see that the ladies get what they want.

See you in a little while.

Bye, Mr. Graham.

Oh, please, call me, Walter.

Goodnight, Walter.

Bye.

- You know, you really got no class at all, you know that?

You couldn't give me 10 minutes more?

- You want to miss this appointment for a couple of bimbos?

He'll wait!

You can't be certain, Walt!

He's scared, he's desperate.

Desperate men do desperate things.

I don't know Walter.

I'm telling you, I just don't know.

Now Daryl, it's gonna be all right, trust me.

We've all made a lot of money from our little understanding.

It's coming unglued, look what

the commission's doing already.

You sure it won't get too hot in here, my friend?

- Uh, probably, turn on the air conditioning.

I love to look at a fire, don't you?

Sure, it's nice.

- Here, drink this, Perkins, and stop being such a pussy.

- You've got no right to talk to me like that.

- Calm down, Mr. Harvey didn't mean anything.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

- You guys don't know what it's like to fight the FCC.

You got the big bucks to pay the fines and get off.

I don't, I'm just small potatoes, I'll go to jail.

You know, they're really cracking down.

I mean, look at Bosky and Levine and all the rest.

You know, I don't have the money to just--

- All right, now just take a look right in there, Daryl.

There's no problem with money.

Anything you need.

- One million dollars in cold hard cash.

Another one in that.

Another one in that.

- Yeah, maybe I can leave the country, start over.

Easy to arrange.

- Where do you wanna go, we can deposit this

anyway you like.

Oh no, my family, my wife--

- I think we are getting a way head of ourselves here.

Have you been contacted yet by the boys from the FCC?

Not yet.

There have been inquiries at the firm, a lot of talk.

We just got too greedy.

- Are you sure you haven't talked to anybody yet?

No, I haven't.

Of course I won't.

You guys know that, I mean, come on.

You've got nothing to fear, I would stand to lose

as much as you guys, even more.

Walter, you can trust me.

- I know I can, relax, Daryl, it's all right.

Come on, come with me, let me show you around the yacht.

Now bear with me on this, Daryl.

I started this little story because you were

saying that I could trust you.

That I had nothing to fear from you.

- That's right, Walter, you've got nothing to fear from me.

You either, Mike, you can trust me, I swear, I swear.

- It's called blackmail, you've heard the term.

Of course.

- Mike, you're getting ahead of my story.

Anyway, you see the point is that I learned about blackmail

a long time ago.

What I learned was, never put yourself in a position

where some idiot can blackmail you.

Where someone has power over you.

Like being able to make a deal with the FCC.

Telling them something they want to know.

Turn state's evidence for a lighter sentence, hmm?

- Walter, Walter, I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't do that!

Oh, please, Walter.

Come on, Mike.

Mike, come on, what are you doing?

Oh please, Walter.

- There's only one way to be certain.

But, I'll do whatever you want.

I'll do whatever you want!

Mike.

Look at Albert, look, look at him.

I think he's gonna be sick.

Mike, I think...

You OK, Albert?

I think I'm just out of breath.

Well, as long as Albert's OK.

That's the important thing.

Now, I don't think Mr. Perkins here is OK, do you?

I want him way out to sea.

And make damn sure he doesn't come bobbing back

up to the surface.

Do a real Jimmy Hoffa on him, just make him disappear!

Off the face of the earth, OK?

Yes sir.

Yes sir.

Oh, and uh, Albert?

The party is in about an hour and a half.

So after you clean up this mess here, get everything ready.

Will you, please?

- It's about time, Hedgeworth, we're a little hungry here.

You are one class act, Lancelot.

To spring break!

- Speaking of which, you figured out how we're gonna get

gas money to make it down to Fort Lauderdale?

I'm working on it.

So beautiful, you ever been to Lauderdale before?

- Jeeze, Corey, I was only there last year

with you guys.

Yeah, I knew that.

So, you're going with us again this year or what?

- I will if you pay for the gas and motel this time.

- Some people got no sense of humor.

Don't worry, man, I'll figure some angle.

- Need I remind you, we should be leaving right now

on the road, even as we speak?

All right, that's $5.23 each.

Get out of here, that can't be.

Hey Martin, you come figure this out?

Hmm, that's $3.23 each.

Thanks a lot, Edgeworth.

Yeah well, come on, pony up.

Sorry guys, you're $2. 12 short.

Gina, Corey wants to know if we can use

another lottery ticket.

- Not again, Martin, get cash this time.

- Come on, what are you talking about?

Now, this ticket is just under--

- Corey, I don't make the rules here, I just follow them,

I gotta get cash.

No hey, come on back, Martin.