Jane the Virgin

Glad you're back. Here we go.

As you know, Jane was accidentally inseminated

with Rafael's sperm.

I accidentally inseminated you two weeks ago.

Oh, and the doctor? She was Rafael's sister.

And Rafael underwrote her medical malpractice insurance.

No one would insure Luisa with her history of addiction.

But Jane didn't know that,

and Rafael wasn't about to tell her.

And from there, things got complicated.

See, Jane was with Michael, but now she's not.

- And Rafael was with Petra. - We're done, Petra.

And despite Jane's reservations...

What's better for a baby than its parents actually together?

Jane and Rafael were falling for each other.

Unfortunately, Jane's mother, Xo, did not approve.

- Rafael is already a bad influence on you. - He's a good guy.

For the record, Xiomara's love life was complicated as well.

See, she was falling for Jane's father,

telenovela star Rogelio De La Vega.

But she broke it off.

You have to focus on your relationship with Jane,

and I'll only get in the way.

And she was currently distracting herself

- with a new man. - Good to see you.

And speaking of complicated,

Dr. Luisa had been hooking up

with her stepmother, Rose.

That is, until she fell off the wagon and disappeared.

I don't know where you are.

Oh, and Michael was currently on the hunt

for the notorious drug dealer known as Sin Rostro.

And honestly, there are

a gazillion other things going on.

But hould just get started, right?

As a young girl,

Jane Gloriana Villanueva loved to hear stories.

Okay, so tell me what happened.

From the very beginning.

Well, first the producer said

he loved my voice. Then he said

I had great energy up there.

Oh, sorry, ma.

I didn't mean to wake you.

Oh, shoot.

I thought I paid this.

Mom, it's a parking ticket. I'll pay the fine.

So... what is it about?

I like long stories.

So what does that have to do with mom's parking ticket?

How can I be patient?

I haven't seen you in two weeks.

I know, I know.

I- I miss you, too. I'm hurrying.

Do you know what? I'm gonna stop right here.

I should really set the stage. Fill in some gaps.

Ah, yes.

This is where we left off.

Rafael, you'll remember, was about to meet Jane, when...

We've got to talk.

Dad, not right now.

- You're fired. - What?

Why?

And here's what you didn't see.

I'm sorry.

I felt obligated to tell your father.

You're jeopardizing the hotel.

What the hell are you talking about?

The fact that you put up your shares of the hotel

for Luisa's medical malpractice insurance.

I did that, dad, but come on.

You're the one who always says

family comes first, right?

The problem is,

Luisa needs to answer to this lawsuit in two weeks.

If she doesn't, this waitress...

Jane.

Right. Jane.

Jane could get a default judgment

and then lay claim to your 20% of the Marbella.

And that led to this.

Hey. Where are you?

I'm on my way to the airport.

I have to go to Mexico City.

What? Why?

It has to do with your lawsuit

and my sister.

But, Jane, I don't want to make you uncomfortable.

Oh. Uh... church and state,

we separate everything.

Don't tell me why you're going to Mexico City

as someone who's suing your sister.

Tell me as...

Someone who cares about you

and wants to know why the hell you're going to Mexico City.

If Luisa doesn't come back in two weeks,

then you get a default judgment against her.

I should pause to point out

that Jane had no idea that Rafael's hotel was on the line.

And he wasn't about to tell her.

We have a Hacienda in Mexico City.

I've been tracking her credit cards.

Just to make sure she's alive.

I really hope you find her.

And that brings us...

I'm sorry you didn't find her.

It was like chasing a ghost.

A drunk ghost.

San Miguel, Mexico City, Tulum...

She probably figures

her insurance will take care of my lawsuit.

So how was teaching?

Oh, you know... uneventful.

A lot of grading papers.

There was one other thing.

She also spent a great deal of time

hugging churchgoers who thought she could grant miracles

because she was a pregnant virgin.

But Jane wasn't about to tell him that.

I just want to see you.

I've really missed you.

I'm here.

Hi.

What?

You're showing.

Yeah, I am, a little, right?

Are you still feeling good?

Yeah. Yeah.

So...

This is my place.

Yeah, I've been here, actually.

With Petra.

Ah, yes. Petra.

I'm not gonna lie.

The last two weeks have been tough for Petra.

You can't keep ordering room service.

When I settle my divorce, I'm going to have to pay it off.

Oh, Petra, stop.

We are cooped up in this tiny room.

Yeah.

Oh, stop. You're no better.

Having a hostage

was turning into a major headache.

Who needs lobster every night?

Hello?

Rafael's back. Here we go.

No more leaving, okay?

Okay.

I missed you so much, Jane.

Should we move to the bedroom?

Ah. Now it's time for Jane

to tell him she's a virgin.

I should probably go home.

I have court tomorrow, so...

Oh. Uh... okay.

Um... well, can I take you to dinner?

To celebrate your victory?

Winning a default judgment against your sister?

Church and state.

Maybe afterwards, you could even...

Sleep over.

Okay, tell him right now.

And speaking of sleeping over,

remember Marco, Xo's soccer-playing hottie?

The past few weeks had been pretty good for them.

Less good, however, for Rogelio.

Oh. Rogelio. Again.

Ugh, it's so annoying.

He's trying to get close to Jane, so...

I should probably head in.

Oh. But first, Eva would like you to come over

for an official family dinner.

Like with place mats and everything.

Sounds good.

- Bye. - Bye.

Oh, hello, Xiomara.

Finished with your date so soon?

What are you even doing here again?

I was actually helping Jane prepare for court.

I have played many lawyers,

so I was giving her lots of tips.

Ah. Got it.

Avoiding Rogelio and his legal tips?

Yeah, something about...

Putting hand sanitizer under my eyes,

so that I can cry.

Oh...

So... how was the big reunion with Rafael?

It was good.

Uh-oh.

- What happened? - We...

Had a moment in his penthouse

where I could have told him

that I'm not having sex, but I didn't.

Makes sense.

I don't know how a guy like that responds.

- Seriously? - What?

“A guy like that”?

I'm sorry.

I- I just don't really see you two together.