The Open House

Time!

Holy shit.

- What is it? - Guess.

5:19?

5:07.

That's enough for Ridgewood?

Yeah. That's almost enough for the Olympics.

Let's get you some dinner.

- 5:07 - Yeah, man.

Woo.

Hey, how was it?

We are in the presence of a future Olympian.

Just guess my time.

Okay. Five...

- 5:07. - What?

- 5:07. - 5:07? That's incredible.

- Right? - That's my best.

We made that. Did you know we made you?

- Okay. - We made you with our bodies.

- I know. - Okay.

Go take a shower. I'm making breakfast for dinner.

Oh, fuck.

- It won't change until you talk to Jim. - I gotta catch him on a good day.

- He's in a bad mood. - Yeah, he's always in a bad mood, Brian.

- You just have to sit him down. - Okay, I hear you, all right?

Brian, I'm looking for work too, but...

- There he is. - Hey.

- I'm gonna go get some eggs. Wanna come? - Sure.

Hey, get milk, too, okay?

- God. - Right?

- Yeah. It's fucking great. - Yeah, I'm obsessed.

All right. I'm going in.

You staying? Or are you going?

- I'm staying. - Okay.

Hey. Can you bring me something?

I'll think about it.

- Hey, Tommy. - Hey, man.

No!

I guess the driver had a heart attack.

- It's awful. - Yes.

Logan?

Yeah?

The Kellmans are leaving.

Okay.

Are you guys gonna stay here?

I can't afford the rent.

With me being out of work and now...

You should stay at our mountain house.

- No. - No, I'm serious, Naomi.

I mean, it's just sitting there, and...

You know that Bruce won't have a problem with it.

I want to help.

I thought you guys were selling...

We are, but...

You just have to leave for a bit on Sundays during open houses.

- It's nothing. - I don't know, Ally.

- Having people living there is not... - It'll be fine.

Okay? You can look after the place.

Logan would kill me if I pulled him out of school right now.

Okay, look, it's just until you get back on your feet.

And you'll come back.

I just can't believe it.

He's dead.

Okay.

Ready?

Yep.

No, you're not listening to what I'm saying.

I am the executor.

Well, yes. He was my husband.

What?

Hello?

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Hello?

Damn it.

How long did you say we were gonna be here for?

- I don't know, Logan. - You said I'd be back before graduation.

I said I don't know, and I'm gonna do my best, okay?

Can you pass me my phone? It's at your feet.

Hey, Mom! Shit!

Oh, sh...! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Please tell me he's okay.

He's... he's not there.

What?

Hey, let's just... let's just go.

What?

I could have killed him.

Mom, your nose.

Oh, shit.

Hey, uh...

Here.

Here.

It's just the altitude.

Oh, shit.

- Sorry. - Oh, no worry at all, honey.

Wait a minute.

You must be Logan.

Hi?

Oh, and hold on...

Naomi.

- I'm sorry? - Oh, forgive me. I'm Martha.

Bruce and Allison's neighbor.

She told me her sister and nephew were coming in.

She emailed me a picture, so I knew exactly who you two were.

Oh, okay.

So sorry for what happened to your husband.

Allison told me all about it.

So gruesome.

You must miss him dearly.

Yeah, we... we do.

I lost my husband a few years back.

Not a day goes by that I don't feel the void.

- Mom, should we... - Oh. Oh, yes.

I won't keep you any longer. If you need anything,

my house is just west through the woods. You can't miss it.

Thank you. It's very kind of you.

It's always nice to know you have someone nearby.

The quiet out here can get real loud.

Buh-bye now.

You okay?

Yeah.

Oh. Whoa.

Yeah.

Leave it to Ally to have the biggest house on the mountain.

How have we never been here before? It's fucking huge.

Language.

But yeah.

It is huge.

Okay. Let's go.

Well...

Home sweet home.

Hello?

Uh, yes.

Just got in.

Oh, okay.

Thanks.

Who was that?

Martha...

the neighbor.

Just...

calling to see if we got in okay.

I was kind of hoping I wouldn't have reception up here.

Hello?

Oh.

Hi.

Oh, no, no.

Well, you know...

we've been driving all night, so...

But, yeah...

Yeah, I know.

He's okay.

I know.

We're at my sister's house.

It's a big, nice house.

I think he likes it.

Jesus.

Logan?

Yeah?

Did you get a chance to sleep today?

Not... not really.

Well, you'll sleep like a rock tonight.

First open house is tomorrow,

so we gotta be out of here by 11:00, okay?

Okay.

Honey, are you sure you don't want to keep that stuff in my room?

No, no, it's okay.

Okay.

Well, I'm gonna head to bed.

Love you.

Who are you?

What are you doing on our property?

Ma'am?

What do you want?

Ma'am, this is our house.

- Do you need help? - No!

Oh, God!

You need to get up right now. The open house is starting in 15 minutes.

Ed, come on. You gotta get the sign-in sheet out of the car.

- You kidding me? - The open house ends at five.

Ed is gonna be running the show today,

which means he will turn off all the lights, he'll lock up.

And Ed, don't forget to leave the key under the mat.

Got it.

Oh, okay.

- And do I need to do... - Oh, God, no, no.

You don't have to do a thing, except one:

Do not come back here until after five,

because we do not want to upset any potential buyers.

- Mom, why didn't you wake me up? - Oh, sorry.

- I got a call and then I didn't... - They scared the hell out of me.

Ed, make his bed.

You two really have to get going. Really. Now.

Hey, hey. No, hey.

Welcome.

And if you have any further questions today, just sign in right there,

and otherwise, take a cookie, look around,

and, uh, I'm here to help.

So, why would she knock?

She's nuts.

Maybe she was lost.