Mr & Mrs 420

O my dear chicken, look atthat.

Send the kid.

Palli, ask rickshaw guy to hold on, I'll finish pooping and come.

Hold on, Sure I'll insure that.

Hey, hello!

You always come alone, at least bring the kid along.

He's has gone to toilet. He'll be bit delayed.

Palli! Once again door got locked from outside.

Please wait for a while, he'll be here shortly.

You better ask village Chief to feed his grandson a bit less.

Madam, it's his daily routine.

Now you drop the kid at school, I am leaving.

"The guests who have come to the wedding so decked up"

"The guests who are here for the wedding so decked up"

"They'll run leaving plates behind they won't be able to use even spoon"

"I'll get them bashed up, I won't let your wedding go through.

"Your aunts are crying"

Leave my bag.

Punnu, go! Don't you have to take care of chickens?

What are you doing here?

Yeah, I will go later.

I have given chickens time after an hour.

Given appointment to chicks?

Get lost!

Don't finger chicks.

They will stop laying eggs.

God know why grandpa such bufioons on job.

"I'll beat up your wedding processession, not let you marry.

"I'll beat up your wedding processession, not let you marry.

"I shall uproot the pegs of tents"

"I shall uproot the pegs of tents"

"Shall loosen wires of the speaks"

"I shall not allow Jussy Gill to sing songs"

Palli, you look so happy?

Actually, our Mintu's rickshaw was missed..

...so I thought I'd drop him on my cycle.

Is it? So what's there to be so happy about?

Oh, yeah. This is the happiness about going to the village.

After so long I am gonna meet my dear friends.

The same dear frieds who you curse all day?

Curse I do. Wanted to do a lot in life..

"But did nothing.

What do you mean? - My friend Dipti.

All his life he kept borrowing money from me saying...

The day your friend becomes a big star like Dharmendan.

...I shall make you happy.

So has he done it? - What happiness?

Wanted to go to Mum bai and become hero Dharmendan.

"And he became a epic Ham Leea's female character.

What does your son do?

He is undertraining police officer.

He stays in police camp day night.

He has big dream s.

Shurpnakha! - Yes, brother?

Your nose is chopped off4? - Yes, brother.

You are laughing as if it's not my nose but a ribbon is cut.

Hey, your sister's nose is cut off. Go and take revenge.

By the way, looking at son's photo it appears"

...that this dashing young man does some exceptional work.

The alliances we arrange are always tops.

Hawan became hit because he abducted mother Sita.

Hey, director, make him understand, man!

Can he that I can.

Hey, I am already suffering from back sprain.

How'd I go and take revenge. Look, I have a belt on.

Who asked to you to become Hawan.

Hey, portray Hawn positive charter this time"

Don't show violence.

Guys, at least think of mytummy belt.

Rascal, should we change history for you?

You are strapped in belt, and audience will smoother us.

Hold on Hawan bro, I'll show you..

...how the sprain is treated.

Hawan bro, wait! Nobody will snare you. Hold on.

Now carry me.

Wait a minute, I've a call.

Hey!

Hey, be hurry. - Yes, daddy?

Damn you, if daddy calls four times you reply once.

Where are you? I am riding Hawan.

Don't force your dad to become bad like Hawan, I warn you.

Hurry, come home and die!

Hey, what happened?

Hawan fell.

Damn you, idiots!

Have heard Hawan burning many times but falling, I've heard first time.

What kind of Ham Leela (Epic drama) do you perform?

Hurry, come home you jokers.

Come on, I am coming.

Hey, come clean up.

I have phoned and called the maid.

You have some refreshment.

Mean while my son too will be here.

How long will it be for your son to come?

Just in five minutes.

Actually, as he left office his boss fell down.

How much is sari for! How much is it for!

Get aside! Get aside! Pull her sari, pull her sari!

Get lost! Go away!

Rascals!

Sis, your maid is here.

Yeah, tell me. What was the emergency?

Sister, your maid is damn big moutn.

Not the maid, Ma'am, actually he's the son.

What? He's your son? - Yes.

Come on let's leave here.

We were here to see a boy for our daughter not a girl.

Yeah, let's go. - Just a minutes, sir, sister.

Tell mewhich state police trains their men in ladies dress?

Yeah, let's go. Just a minute, brother.

Find a groom for him.

Yeah, tell me. Why did you call me?

There I've left the nose chopping scene and com e.

And here you've my nose chopped. They were here to see you.

All village was there to see us, you should have brought them there.

You dramatist! They were here to finalize your alliance.

Couldn't you have taken of your sari and come, idiot!

You were in tearing hurry and told me to hurry up.

Don't you know how long it takes to take off the sari.

Rascal, do I take off saris?

Even then you know how long it takes.

I shall slap you hard!

Everyone is spitting on my name in the village.

Tell me something.

You could only find this role in Fiamlila?2

You know what the entire village says?

My features match with that of Shurnpakha's. Yeah.

You mom witch and I look to you a demon.

Earlier when I used to go around people said, Jagdeep Singh is going.

And now they say, Shurnapkha's daddy is going.

Now listen to me.

After today if I see you in the guise of Shurnpakha..

...Laxrnn would cut your nose later, but I shall behead your first.

Wonderful, daddy! You won't let Hindu's and Sikhs live in peace.

I will slap you, damn you!

Poor fellow.

So what went wrong with your other friend?

The wrong which happens to them let God not that happen to anyone.

He got well educated.

Also fell in love with a nice girl.

Then?

But he could'n marry her. - “my?

You must have heard parents being belittled due to their children..

...but I think he the first child in the world".

"Who is belittled due to his father.

"Funeral Matrial Shop"

Hello, Lalaji! - Hello.

Hey, your old man died today and how come you're back?

Our old man did not die at all.

Actually he watched spiritual channel Asha..

...holding his breath and practcing Yoga.

And we thought he is gone for good..

...and we bought funeral material.

Now take back that material and return 1000 bucks.

If your old man did not die, it's fault.

You should be happy that your old man survived.

And here you're cribbing for 1000 bucks!

Goods sold once isn't taken back.

Hey, we aren't crying for 1000 bucks.

But what are we going to do keeping funeral material at home?

What you say is sensible.

Son, Naviot! - Yes, uncle.

How is your grandma?

What to say uncle, doctors too have lost hope.

They say better take her home and nurse her.

She may pop off any day.

Hey, the job is done. His granny is gonna pop off.

You better sell off your funeral material to him at 50% discount.

You'll be better off. Go, quick. - Yeah, let's go.

Brother, Sahani! We've heard of your granny.

We have funeral materials take it from us at 50% discount.

Also you will be benefited. Here take it.

Damn you! Wait! I'll make you profit!

Get lost, you...! May you be doomed.

Look, how they fled!

Wanted to return goods to me.

They just come for nothing.

Dad, why are out to disgrace me in the village?

Sometime at least talk in my favour! - What side?

Now you're grown up guy, help your father in the shop.

Let both of us together bring up this business further.

Is this some kind of business, selling funeral materials?

Son, we shall make some money. Tomorrow you are to be married too.

Dad, the respect which you carry in this village...

"forget about a bride no one will even be your pallbearer.

Next month the boy's family are coming to see me.

Either change your business 1 shortly".

...or change your father.

Why are you being tensed?

I have already told dad. He'll change business.

Then what will he do?

Would put up a sugarcane stall.

And what will you do?

Now, do you expect my dad to feed sugarcane in expeller in this age!

I will have to that.

Bravo!

An MBA, now you gonna extract juice for sugarcane? - Hello!

Not MBA, I've studied just up to BA. Just a Graduate.

Oh yeah! But you must say MBA to my dad.

You may tell him, I'm a scientist, but let me extract juice.