Mardaani (मर्दानी)

Wireless crackling with instructions.

Patil, don't move from there. Be alert.

Yes, sir. Okay. Out.

It's always crowded here.

Its okay, Morey. We have to go straight.

Look at that... you scum!

You get awesome chicken on the left here.

Don't just pay lip service, Morey. Get it tomorrow.

Morey, stop here. Ma'am...

Jai hind, ma'am.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Jai hind, sir.

Boss is in a bad mood today.

He's pissed with everyone.

His wife must've screamt at him.

Ma'am, his PA was telling me,

he forgot to take his wife shopping for their anniversary.

She got so upset she cancelled their dinner reservations.

We can handle the toughest of criminals easily...

...but when it comes to handling family, we goof up.

So true, ma'am.

That's why Morey is taking the day off tomorrow.

Oh yes. It's your sister-in-law's wedding on sunday, right?

Yes, ma'am.

How is your younger one studying?

Wonder when she studies!

She's always glued to the TV or the computer.

That reminds me...

Hello.

- Hello, Meera. - Yes, aunty.

- Done with your revision? - Of course.

I can hear the TV.

- When are you coming? - Soon.

- Have you got it? - What?

Yes, ma'am.

I was speaking to Jafar.

Okay.

Better get done with your revision till I am back.

Okay, bye.

Have you fed them?

They are getting a royal treatment.

Morey, is feeding them cheese since the afternoon.

Who told you mice eat cheese, Morey?

I saw it on Tom & Jerry.

These guys love cheese.

Our surveillance team is already there, right?

I'll confirm, ma'am.

Shinde...

The baby's crying...

Oh my god!

You son of a...

Get up!

Bloody rascal!

Only a mouse can get another mouse out of his hole.

Ma'am, please don't shoot me. Please, ma'am.

We are not going to shoot you.

Please, ma'am...

I don't have orders to shoot you, you scum.

I have to take you in alive.

- Jafar... - Yes, ma'am.

- Send the rest of the unit inside. - Yes, ma'am.

God knows who else is hiding inside for a threesome.

Get him!

You son of a...

You have dodged us four times before.

You think we'll let you escape so easily?

Ma'am, I am warning you. Ali bhai will ruin you.

Take him away!

Giving refuge to rats spreads plague.

Rehman, you should be thankful to me.

You could at least make love one last time.

Jafar was all set to spoil it for you.

You are ragging me, aren't you, ma'am?

Sir's call.

- Yes, sir. - You got Rehman?

Yes, we are taking him to the station.

I had ordered you to get him out and nab him...

...not barge right inside the chawl.

You know how sly Rehman is, sir.

If we had let him come out he would definitely have escaped.

We would have arrested him again if he escaped.

But who would be responsible...

...if a civilian was killed in a shootout?

We had taken precautions, sir.

Taking rats along was your precaution?

Oh, for god's sake, Shivani!

It was a calculated risk, sir.

Your job is to take orders, not risks. You understand?

Someone please take sir's wife for shopping.

Go home, ma'am.

Meera has asked you to come early, right?

If we don't get this rascal's paperwork right...

...he'll find a loophole to escape from the law.

No chance, ma'am.

We'll keep the papers ready by morning.

You have a look at it.

Okay.

Sorry, I am late again.

It's okay.

Meera, wake up. Your aunty is home.

Sorry...

Happy birthday, sweetheart!

Aunty! You are so late. Happy birthday, aunty!

For me?

No, aunty. I stood first in the orange belt category.

Wow! Did you show it to mom and dad?

Yes.

Happy birthday to you...

Happy birthday dear Shivani...

Happy birthday to you.

This is for Meera.

And for me? Come on...

Fast, fast, fast.

And this is for you.

Wow! It looks great on you, ma'am.

Just like John Abraham .

Wear these goggles and ride a bike in style...

Hey, hey!

If I look like John Abraham, then girls will chase me.

Show me something else.

Of course, ma'am. I'll show you something else.

I have a lot of variety.

Try this one.

Chulbul style. Dabang (indian film).

He was a cop just like you.

Roam around in style with these.

That one Chulbul Pandey is enough. We don't need another.

Ma'am, I also have a Sunny Leone style goggle.

But that one doesn't have a glass.

It's a see through. That's why I am not offering it.

But don't worry ma'am.

I know exactly what you are looking for.

Hang on a second. I have a lot of variety...

What the hell is going on there?

Go check Morey.

Ignore it, ma'am. We are from the crime branch.

Why do we need to get into it?

Morey, we are from the crime branch later.

We are cops first. Let's go.

Let's go.

Ma'am, goggles...

How dare they celebrate Valentine's day!

Enough! Enough of this destruction!

Ma'am, please don't come in our way. Let us do our job.

Get lost!

Only one of us can do our job right now.

And right now, I am on duty.

So, you stop working and let me work.

Don't act smart. Shut up and get lost.

You guys keep going!

Last warning.

You and your bloody last warning!

You...! I will screw your happiness!

Start counting, Morey.

Section 143 - unlawful assembly.

Section 147 - rioting.

Section 132 - abetment of mutiny.

Section 504 - intentional insult with intent...

...to provoke breach of peace.

Section 506 - criminal intimidation.

Get up!

Two more sections left. Get up!

Section 188 - disobedience to order given by public servant.

And section 353 - assault or criminal force...

...to deter public servant from discharge of duty.

Anybody else wants a lesson in law?

Jafar, did you get record the video?

Yes, ma'am.

Make sure your boss gets my name right.

Shivani Shivaji Roy.

Senior inspector, crime branch,

unit 3.

Do whatever the hell you want!

Get lost!

Aunty, it's only for fifty bucks.

- How much? - Aunty, fifty bucks.

No, no. Give it for thirty.

No, aunty. Take it for fifty.

Okay, let's settle at thirty-five. Okay?

Okay.

Pyaari!

Pyaari! Come here!

Hang on. Aunty, please hurry.

Here's a twenty... thirty...

Pyaari, come quickly!

Coming!

Keep the change.

Pyaari, get in.

How are you?

There it is.

Read later, Pyaari. Eat first.

I am going to treat both of you this Friday.

Really? Why?

It's my birthday.

- Really? - No.

I thought I'll celebrate my birthday along with Ganpati's (Hindu God).

The whole of India will celebrate it then.

Very smart.

If the whole of India will celebrate...

...then even we must too, right?