Footballers' Wives: Extra Time

I know you didn't go to Sheffield today.

No, no! Stop it!

What'd you say to me, slut?

First class to Barbados. Leave in two hours.

You haven't even shagged her yet. So? We want to wait.

You and me. Let's do it.

Will you marry me?

Course I will.

Hey, sorry I'm late.

That's the bastard that nearly killed our Rees!

Don't tell me! You and him?

You're dating that animal after what he did to Rees!

Cash was in a mess back then, he wouldn't do anything like that now.

I suppose you think you can change him?

I don't have to, Mum, he's a different bloke.

I know I've been out with some bastards in my time,

but I thought you might have learned from my mistakes.

Seb ain't even buried yet.

I know, I know. The timing's all wrong.

But me and Cash, we go way back,

and he's really looked after me since Seb.

Jumping in a dead man's shoes. Yeah, charming

Can Uncle Matt stay for lunch? No, he can't.

Go wash your hands, there's a good boy.

You wanted it this way!

I know I did... No! No buts.

You ain't changing your mind now.

I never thought I'd ever be happy again!

I didn't even think I deserved to be.

It's a new start for me.

Meeting Jo... I owe her everything.

And she needs to know who she's waking up with.

So you want to blow my family apart in the process?

Well, I ain't gonna let you do it.

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Detective Inspector Davenport.

You keep coming round like this, people will talk.

Sorry to bother you again, Mr Brown.

What's the cavalry in aid of?

We'd like to take a look round your flat if we may.

Oh... Don't you need a warrant for that sort of thing?

It's the last of it, it's dead out there now.

Just trying a new recipe.

Ooh, can't wait to have a taste.

Can I have a go?

Yeah.

Where did you learn to do that? Must be a natural.

Rees...

What? You don't fancy me any more?

Of course I do.

So what are you waiting for, really?

Someone might see.

Come on.

HE SIGHS

All right, guys, let's leave it. Good idea, Patsy.

You go and dosh out a few parking tickets instead.

I'll leave you to get on with whatever it is you do to pass time.

Come round here again, and I'll do you for harassment.

SHE SIGHS

Cash, babe, it's me. Listen, something's happened.

My mum's found out about us and she ain't happy.

Lizzy, you've got such a great body.

Oh, Rees, not here.

Come on, babes.

I need it to be special. It is. You are.

Not like this, I don't... I don't want to.

It's OK.

Argh! That's enough. Shit!

I need to talk to you.

You look awful, darling. Is everything OK?

Maybe we should go upstairs.

SMOKE ALARM BLARES Shit.

Oh, my God! Stand back.

You stupid little sods!

I'm gonna get back to work. I don't think so.

You two are a bloody liability.

You're sacking me? Mrs Salter, please...

It was only a few sausages, Mum.

You nearly burnt the whole bloody place down, Rees!

We just got distracted, that's all. It was dead out there all day.

You never, ever leave a kitchen unattended.

We trusted you to take care of things. We're sorry.

Look, you can dock my wages for the damage.

Don't take it out on Lizzy, it was my fault.

Right... Well, you're both on a warning.

And if you pull a stunt like this...

Don't worry, Mrs Salter, it'll never happen again.

HE SIGHS

Darling, I was thinking something like this for the wedding dress.

Classy, you know, not too OTT.

Not white, obviously.

Did you want to talk to me about something?

We got a date.

All you have to do is go down and sign the forms,

and we can get married in two weeks. I'll sign anything you like.

So, you got something in mind for me, then?

Yeah.

I thought a sort of cross between Little Lord Fauntleroy

and Justin Hawkins.

You know what?

For you, I'd do it.

You know what? I know you would.

SHE CHUCKLES

I thought you could do with a good night out.

I don't want you sitting on your own moping.

Thanks, Bruno. That's really sweet.

You look after me, I look after you.

That's what family's all about.

Just cos me and Lucy are having another nipper,

don't mean I'm gonna forget about you.

So, how's it all going? Good.

Had a bit of a scare at the beginning, but we're fine now.

This baby, it's...

it's something positive to focus on for the future, you know?

You should come over this weekend. Angelica would love to see ya.

And what about Lucy?

She's cool.

Well, it'd be a bit tricky anyway. I promised Mum I'd go shopping.

You can go shopping any time. Actually, we can't.

We've got to get a wedding dress.

Mum and Matt, they're getting hitched.

Christ.

She ain't up the duff an' all, is she?

That ain't the only reason people get married!

Yeah, right.

HE SIGHS Too right.

Desperate Dan's had pound signs flashing in his eyes since day one.

He loves her. Loves her bank balance, more like.

The one provided by me.

He ain't on the make.

Are you sure about that? Positive.

They just want to be together.

Yeah, well...

I guess your mum's well overdue a bit of happiness.

She reckons he's the one, who am I to argue?

Good luck to her, eh?

And if we have the reception here,

we can afford to splash out on the trimmings.

Decent champagne, posh grub, flowers.

Really push the boat out. You're loving this, aren't you?

What about your family?

We've got to invite your mum. No, I don't think so.

I told you, Jo, she's very frail.

Don't even know what day of the week it is.

We could sort it. We can invite your sister, too.

She could look after her.

Well, I prefer it if it was just us, really.

I thought it was sort of traditional to meet the in-laws first.

Yeah, I suppose it is.

But we're not exactly traditional, are we?

We're writing our own script, you and me.

Two lamb shanks for table four.

Lizzy, wait.

How long you gonna carry on like this for?

I said I'm sorry. So you should be.

I wanted it to be special. I told you that.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry! It's just you're so bloody fit!

I fall asleep every night dreaming about it.

Please, just let me make it up to you.

How? I dunno...

But I'll do anything. Anything you want.

Good night. Thanks for coming.

It was really sweet of you to bring me back, but...

What do you want?

Just thought I'd drop by, congratulate the happy couple.

I know.

I owe an apology for what happened last time I came here.

I was bang out of order. I admit that. Big of you

I was on a real downer and life was a mess.

Those things I said, it was the drink talking.

Anyway, I've got my shit together now.

Back on track. So, what do you say?

Can we forget it?

Right, I'll get us a bottle of wine, then.

You sure about this, then?

He hasn't got any... ulterior motives?

He's a good bloke, you don't know him.

True. We're gonna have to do something about that, then.

Hey, Matt?

How about you and me go sink some beers later this week?