The Nanny

-Hi. -Hi. -Hola. -Hola.

Say, are those flowers for your girlfriend? Actually, they're for my fiancee. -¿Esas flores son para su novia? -En realidad son para mi prometida.

She is so wonderful. We're getting married in a couple of weeks, Es estupenda. Nos casamos en un par de semanas,

over at the... en el...

Is there something I can do for you? ¿Hay algo que pueda hacer por usted?

Yes. But we hardly know each other. Sí. Pero casi no nos conocemos.

Actually, I wanted to order two-dozen white tulips De hecho, quería pedir dos docenas de tulipanes blancos,

to be delivered to my son, Maxwell Sheffield. para entregar a mi hijo, Maxwell Sheffield.

Sorry. That woman has the last of the tulips. Lo siento. Esa mujer tiene los últimos tulipanes.

-Who? -That girl. -¿Quién? -Esa chica.

I had my eye on those. Estoy interesada en esos.

Well, I had my eye on Antonio Banderas, but I ain't taking him home neither. Yo estoy interesada en Antonio Banderas, pero tampoco me lo llevo a casa.

Darling, what if I bought you some plastic flowers Cariño, ¿qué tal si te compro unas flores de plástico...

to go with that petroleum product you're wearing? para que vayan con el producto a base de petróleo que llevas?

Well, as if the Brits are so stylish? ¿Como si los británicos tuvieran estilo?

News flash, the royal wedding pictures looked like Mama's Family. Avance informativo, las fotos de la boda real parecen de Mama's Family.

These New Yorkers are so pushy. Estos neoyorkinos son tan agresivos.

Give me the damn tulips. Deme los malditos tulipanes.

Hey, my boss sent me out to buy tulips for his mother, Mi jefe me ha enviado a comprar tulipanes para su madre,

and I want the old bat to like me. y quiero gustarle a la vieja.

Give me that. Give me... Deme eso. Deme...

Oh, what are we fighting about? You keep it. ¿Por qué nos estamos peleando? Lléveselos.

There's a whole fresh batchright there in the refrigerator. Hay todo un ramo fresco justo en el refrigerador.

-In that case, you keep the wilted ones. -Fine. -En ese caso, llévese los marchitos. -Vale.

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens

'Til her boyfriend kicked her out

in one of those crushing scenes

What was she to do? Where was she to go?

She was out on her fanny TIENDA DE NOVIAS -SE NECESITA PERSONAL

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door

She was there to sell makeup, but the father saw more

She had style! She had flair! She was there!

That's how she became the nanny!

Who would have guessed that the girl we've described

was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

Now the father finds her beguiling

Watch out, C.C.!

And the kids are actually smiling

Such joie de vivre!

She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan

The flashy girl from Flushing The nanny named Fran! THE NANNY -S03E09 "DOS SEÑORAS SHEFFIELD"

Niles, when I meet Mr. Sheffield's mother, do I gotta curtsy? Niles, cuando conozca a la madre del Sr. Sheffield, ¿debo arrodillarme?

Because if I do, this skirt turns into a tube top. Porque si lo hago, esta falda se convertirá en un palabra de honor.

Oh, I'm sure you're exaggerating, but go ahead, try. Estoy seguro de que exagera, pero venga, inténtelo.

Bad butler. Mal mayordomo.

Anyway, I think it's gorgeous. Aun así, creo que es preciosa.

If she doesn't like it, tough. I'm not changing again. Si no le gusta, malo. No voy a cambiarme otra vez.

Oh, Miss Fine, is that what you're wearing? Srta. Fine, ¿eso es lo que se va a poner?

-Hell, no. -Thank you. -Diablos, no. -Gracias.

My mother derives sustenance from criticizing everything in my life. El hobby de mi madre es criticar todo en mi vida.

Yeah? So? Oh, I keep forgetting. You're not Jewish. ¿Sí? Se me olvidaba. No es judío.

Maxwell, your adversarial relationship with your mother is your own fault. Maxwell, tu mala relación con tu madre es culpa tuya.

I find I catch more flies with honey. Creo que se cogen más moscas con miel.

I always thought your tongue darted out. Siempre creí que las pillaba con la lengua.

-Hello, Mother. -Hello, darling. -Hola, madre. -Hola, cariño.

Oh, look at you. Oh, mírate.

The spitting image of your father. Same eyes, same smile. La viva imagen de tu padre. Los mismos ojos, la misma sonrisa.

All that's missing is the naked secretary in your bed, Lo único que falta es la secretaria desnuda en tu cama,

wearing my pearls. llevando mis perlas.

-It's so wonderful to see you again, madam. -Liar. -Es maravilloso verla de nuevo, señora. -Mentiroso.

Niles, where are your tails? Niles, ¿dónde están tus faldones?

He had them cropped when they did his ears. Se los cortaron cuando le arreglaron las orejas.

Oh, C.C., you're a stitch. I missed you. Oh, C.C., eres muy graciosa. Te echaba de menos.

Maxwell, you should have her write a comedy for you. Maxwell, debería escribirte una comedia.

God knows you need a hit. Dios sabe que necesitas una buena.

Shall I poison them at supper, sir? ¿Puedo envenenarlas en la cena, señor?

Niles! ¡Niles!

It's two hours away. Faltan dos horas.

Oh, Elizabeth, I can't wait to tell you all the exciting things that are going on in my life. Elizabeth, me muero por contarte las cosas tan emocionantes que me están pasando.

Right after I visit the powder room, dear. Justo después de que entre al baño, cariño.

Oh, please, she'll be done before you get there. Por favor, acabará antes de que llegue.

Is this any better? This skirt's a designer label. ¿Mejor así? Esta falda lleva etiqueta de diseñador.

The label's lovely. Where's the rest of it? La etiqueta es preciosa. ¿Dónde está el resto?

Oh, I got your mother a little present. And lucky for you, I think I left it upstairs. He traído un regalo para su madre. Y por fortuna para usted, lo dejé arriba.

Oh, I forgot my handbag. Olvidé mi bolso.

Oh, you know, on second thought, I think it's in the kitchen. ¿Sabe? Pensándolo bien, creo que estaba en la cocina.

Oh, I brought my chauffeur over with me. Me traje al chófer conmigo.

I'll just tell him to go. Le diré que se vaya.

When did you hire a new driver? ¿Cuándo contrataste a un nuevo conductor?

When your father hired a new secretary. Cuando tu padre contrató a una nueva secretaria.

Jean Luc. Jean Luc.

I had Grandma Yetta make your mother her famous prune Danish. Le pedí a la abuela Yetta que le hiciera a su madre su famoso pastel.

I figured, you know, with all the flying, the change in water, she could use it. Me imagino que con el vuelo, el cambio del agua, podría usarlo.

That's a lovely thought, Miss Fine. Es un bonito detalle, Srta. Fine.

But my mother's not really the prune Danish type. Pero mi madre no es de ese tipo precisamente.

Oh, well, she will be after she eats Ma's stuffed derma. Lo será después de comer intestinos de ternera rellenos.

Oh, I'll get it. Vale; Yo voy.

-You? -You? -¿Usted? -¿Usted?

What are you, nuts? You followed me home? ¿Está loca? ¿Me ha seguido hasta casa?

What kind of a psycho case are you? Would you get a life, you fruit cake? ¿Qué clase de psicótica es usted? ¿No tiene nada mejor que hacer, chalada?

Do you know who that weirdo was? ¿Sabe quién era esa rarita?

That's my mother. Es mi madre.

Do you think she liked me? ¿Cree que le he gustado?

Turn around. Let's see how you look. Vuélvete. A ver qué tal estás.

Isn't it wonderful? We could be twins. ¿No es maravilloso? Podríamos ser gemelas.

Margaret, do take that off. You look 50. Margaret, quítate eso. Parece que tengas 50 años.

Grandma, Fran and I sort of have a shopping routine. Abuela, Fran y yo solemos ir de compras.

You see, I buy outfits I actually like, Compro ropa que me gusta,

and she looks for a husband in the men's department. y ella busca marido en la sección de hombres.

Darling, I know you prefer a more plunging neckline, Cariño, sé que prefieres un escote más profundo,

but don't you think we should wait until you have something more to plunge into? ¿pero no crees que deberías esperar hasta que tengas algo que meter en él?

Oh, God! ¡Oh, Dios!

You're so good with her. Eres tan buena con ella.

C.C., I'm really worried about this... this nanny that Maxwell's hired. C.C., estoy muy preocupada por la niñera que Maxwell ha contratado.

So am I, but I don't want to say anything, Yo también, pero no quiero decir nada,

except she's a low-life gold digger who's trying to move in on the family. excepto que es una interesada que intenta meterse en la familia.

-Did I tell you she has designs on Maxwell? -Oh, please, C.C. -¿Te he dicho que le gusta Maxwell? -Por favor, C.C.

Maxwell would never fall for a trollop like that. Maxwell nunca se enamoraría de una fulana como ésa.

If he's anything like his father... Si es como su padre...

Oh, God. Oh, Dios.

Well, let's just pray that she'll take good care of the children. Sólo recemos para que cuide bien a los niños.

All right, honey. Just ho... hold up your nose. Vale, cariño. Sube la nariz.

You're leaving a trail of blood even the O.J. jury couldn't ignore. Estás dejando un reguero de sangre que ni el jurado de O.J. podría ignorar.

-Lord, what happened? -We won. -Señor, ¿qué ha pasado? -Ganamos.

-C.C., call the doctor. -Oh, no. It's okay. The coach said he's fine. -C.C., llama al doctor. -No. El entrenador dice que está bien.

Just to watch out if he vomitsor falls for no reason. Sólo que vigilemos si vomita o se cae sin sentido.

Okay, sweetie, go upstairs and get cleaned up. Vale, cariño, sube y límpiate.

But scream if your shoulder blade pops out again. Pero grita si el omóplato se te sale de nuevo.

You know, just forget what I said. Olviden lo que he dicho.

If you had Maxwell fire her, I'd just hate myself. Si hicieras que Maxwell la despidiera, me odiaría.

-Miss Fine. -Yes? -Srta. Fine. -¿Sí?

Where were you when the boy was brutalized? ¿Dónde estaba usted cuando se ensañaron con el chico?

I was schmearing eggs on the other team's bus. Estaba pringando de huevos el autobús del otro equipo.

Oh, look, when did you two get so thick? ¿Cuándo os pusisteis tan apegadas?

Oh, well, for me, it happened around the 14th, Bueno, yo en la 14,

but she must have had salty nuts on the plane. pero ella debió haber comido frutos secos en el avión.

Maxwell, do do up your... your shirt. Maxwell, arréglate la camisa.

I can't distinguish you from the servants. No puedo distinguirte del servicio.

Oh, that's easy. I'm the one who's actually working. Es fácil. Soy el que está trabajando.

Oh, that's a good one. Ésa ha sido buena.

I can't wait to tell Niles when he comes back from the track. Tengo ganas de contárselo a Niles cuando vuelva de las carreras.

Mother, do you mind? It's hot in my office. Mamá, ¿te importa? Hace calor en mi oficina.

Oh, I don't remember coming in there. No recuerdo haber estado allí.

You know, sometimes Miss Fine sits on the edge of my desk in one of her outfits. A veces la Srta. Fine se sienta en el filo de mi mesa con uno de sus modelitos.

Yes, well, carry on. Sí, bueno, continúa.

Oh, is he adorable or what? ¿No es adorable?

Boy, when he was a little baby, how did you keep from biting his tushy? Cuando era un bebé, ¿cómo aguantaba sin morderle el pompis?

I guess that prune Danish didn't kick in yet. Creo que el pastel aún no ha hecho efecto.

Bad news, sir. I'm afraid there's been an emergency. Malas noticias, señor. Creo que ha habido una emergencia.

Your mother's been called back to London and is packing as we speak. Han llamado a su madre de Londres y está haciendo el equipaje ahora.

Really? ¿En serio?

Early April Fool's, sir. Va a ser el Día de los Inocentes, señor.

Not funny, Niles. This is not a good day to tease me. No me hace gracia, Niles. No es buen día para chincharme.

Miss Babcock never made it to the theater. La Srta. Babcock nunca llegó al teatro.

-I'm afraid she's missing. -Really? -Me temo que desapareció. -¿En serio?

April Fool's to the second power. Día de los Inocentes de nuevo.

Mine was funny, sir. That's just plain cruel. Lo mío era gracioso, señor. Eso es simplemente cruel.

Maxwell, I have something to discuss with you. Maxwell, tengo que hablar de algo contigo.