Steven Universe

And Steven!

Did you see that?

Wapoosh! Just wapoosh!

That's great, Amethyst.

You're getting so fast.

No! This is worse!

This morning, it was like wsshh!

Just wsshh! Superfast, like wsshh, wsshh!

Uh-huh.

I think this is why

a day off would be good for you.

You should take a break

from obsessing over Jasper.

Ugh, are you sure we have to do this now?

Yes!

Visiting Peridot and Lapis will be so much fun!

Yeah, 'cause when I think "fun," I think Lapis.

I wonder what they're up to.

Maybe they drove each other crazy

and burnt the barn down.

Whoa.

They sure did something to the barn.

But, Paulette, I need you.

Oh, get over it, Percy.

Go make another friendship bracelet.

Seriously.

Lapis, Peridot, hi!

Steven!

It's so good to see you again!

You, too, Lapis.

Amethyst!

Something looks different about you.

Like what?

Have you grown taller

since the last time I saw you?

Nope, still short.

You're welcome.

For the joke.

Wow. You guys are looking good.

And I love what you did to the barn.

Aw, I know.

But wait, wait!

You guys have to see the inside!

Lapis, fly us in!

No.

Welcome to our home away from Homeworld.

Whoa!

You made the wall an aquarium!

Eww!

You did all this stuff on purpose?

Like, you didn't just knock over a bunch

of paint cans and go, "Enh, just leave it"?

Oh, no. This was all very intentional.

You see, I had this idea: "What if we made music,

but, instead of sounds, we used things?"

That's dumb.

Guys, that's art!

Art?

That sounds ridiculous!

I've been calling it meep morp.

Let us show you our morps.

This piece is called Wow, Thanks.

It represents the struggles of intercommunication.

The tape is the ribbon that binds

our experience on Earth together.

It has no functional purpose.

It just makes me feel bad.

Here's my meep morp.

This is a baseball bat.

It reminds me of when I played baseball.

This is the leaf Steven gave me.

It reminds me of the time Steven... gave me a leaf.

Hey, yeah, it reminds me of that, too!

I just feel trapped.

I just feel trapped.

Is this one about the thousands of years

you spent trapped in a mirror?

No.

I just really like that show.

Oh, Amethyst, you'll love this one.

Check it out.

They're toilets?

Right!

What will I think of next?!

This represents the time I spent imprisoned

in your bathroom, Steven.

I call it Occupied.

It's a collaborative piece.

It's amazing.

I don't get it.

What's there to get?

It's water!

Shooting out of toilets!

I can see that at home.

All right. I see you're not impressed.

But this... hold on.

This... this is what we've all been waiting for.

With the power of my metal abilities,

I will impress the shirts right off of you!

Ta-da!

It's a one-Gem metal band.

One, a-two, a-three, and...

Welp, that's as far as I've practiced that.

Why don't you try one thing at a time?

Because we have guests, Lapis,

guests who must be impressed!

Hmm.

We can try it together.

Yeah.

Isn't this great?

No.

Look at all this cool stuff they're doing.

This is all nothing!

They've been out here playing with garbage.

But you love playing with garbage.

Not anymore.

Who has time for any that when Jasper is out there?!

Ah, Amethyst,

I, uh, try not to use the J-word

so loosely around here.

I'm gonna go do something useful.

Wow, Amethyst doesn't seem to understand morps at all!

No, it's something else:

Amethyst found out

she's supposed to be just like Jasper.

Meh?

Jasper took her down in a fight and, now,

she's obsessed with getting a rematch,

to prove she's good enough.

Hmm.

Amethyst, Ams, Big A.

You are way better than Jasper.

What?

Oh.

What did you tell her?

I, uh...

What are you even doing, comparing yourself to her?

Oh, Amethyst, that's ridiculous.

I should call you Ridiculousthyst.

Hah! Yah!

I mean, seriously, Amethyst and Jasper

are two completely different Quartzes.

Sure, you're both from Earth,

but your Kindergartens are radically different.

What?

Hold... Hold on. What?!

We're both from Earth?

Well, sure.

Amethyst, you're from the Prime Kindergarten,

in Facet 5.