Excursion

What the fuck?

Finally, woke up?

I wanted to ask.

No screaming.

No screaming.

No screaming.

Phone, call...

Hello, Tom.

How are you today?

What're you doing with all my stuff?

Checking if anyone is listening.

Those things take forever to set up.

It wouldn't shut up.

That's fair.

I'm sure that tells you where I went to school.

That's not about you.

It doesn't say what to do with you either.

Don't have the kill if they bother you training.

Not ex-KGB then.

No, too young.

No, you are,

what does Putin call it now?

Anyway, not good news for me.

You would've killed me already if you wanted to.

Shot to the knee won't kill you.

Can I have a glass of water?

Much better.

Okay,

so,

what the fuck is happening?!

You turn up in my bedroom in the middle of the night

out of goddamn nowhere!

Stop screaming!

I thought you would know what to do.

They didn't tell me you would attack me.

Do you at least know who I am?

You are,

we are.

Where did you get that?

Must be 30 years old.

And it's mine.

How did you get my old identification documents?

Look at the picture.

Are you sure you're not my nephew or something?

Do you have any siblings?

No, no, I don't.

Is this necessary?

You tried to attack me.

That's not even the worse thing I did today.

What do you mean?

You're the third person to appear in my room.

So you killed them.

Like you tried to kill me.

Maybe you're crazy.

Maybe somebody fucked with your mind.

My name is Tomas Mraz.

I was born in Prague in...

Oh, seriously, how hard is it to rehearse that?

If you're me from the past,

I would get a scar where you cut yourself.

You must be at least 40 years older than me.

Excuse me, are you 10?

I am 25.

You think I'm nearly 70?

It doesn't matter.

The point is, I must cut off a finger or something

to have a scar that big.

Do you have any scars that old?

I have a scar from when I stepped on a nail when I as 5.

That's

interesting.

So walk me through it again.

Walk where?

Explain what happened.

How can you be...

They didn't explain the technicalities.

Who's they?

The doctors.

They didn't experiment, I volunteered

to defend our country and socialism.

Oh, you're serious?

I guess you would be.

I would be back in 1980-something.

1987.

I was hand-picked from my regiment

and sent to the Ukraine to participate

in a very, very important experiment.

And what was the point of this amazing experiment?

To ensure our country's prosperity under socialism.

First of all, you may have noticed we are in London.

I thought that's where this is.

Are you here with the government?

What government?

I mean, I had to.

What did he do to persuade you to come here?

What did he give you?

He didn't.

An apartment?

An apartment?

And a bottomless bar.

Is that all it took?

I can't believe you, of all people...

He died.

I don't care.

He is the reason I never had a proper family.

Soviet tanks in the streets is the reason

you never had a proper family, you brainwashed fuck!

You defected!

You defected.

I don't speak to capitalist swine!

It's 2018!

Everybody is a capitalist swine!

And I need the toilet!

I really need the toilet!

I need to take a piss!

Stop acting like a child.

What do you think you're getting out of this?

Are you gonna make me piss my pants?

Wouldn't be the first time for me.

See?

It's not so hard to be a little bit nicer.

What's so funny?

Nothing, nothing.

You're very close.

You don't know what I'm looking for.

I heard you talking to the coffee maker earlier.

You were trying to make a call.

And?

I can help.

I can't trust you.

You have been turned to the other side.

That's not true.

I guess, it kind of is.

Anyway, I can tell you that the phone

is one the side in the kitchen.

Fuck you.

I'm sorry, sorry.

It's the other one.

You need to touch the screen.

I knew that.

I can unlock that.

Show you how to put in a number.

How would you do that?

I'm not exactly enjoying this.

Do you wanna make that call?

Did it work?

So, no.

How am I a threat to you?

You have the gun.

You must realize by now I have no secret backup to call on.

I can't exactly call the police.

There is nothing I can do to you.

I can, however, make coffee.

Oh look, you figured out how to make

an international phone call.

What?

You entered a dialing code.

I'm not from the stone age.

I know what phone numbers are.

These are Russian anyway.

So?

I thought you said you were in the Ukraine.

Yes.

Still the U.S.S.R.

But socialism lasts forever.

This brings me back.

What happened?

The people took to the streets.

I don't know, I was in the army.

At a certain point, the generals stopped calling them

"enemies of the state" and started calling them

"the government."

And then my father died.

This can't be the future.

This can't be how I live.

Thanks.

There must've been a big mistake.

I must fix the machine

and then someone will come and explain everything

and everything will be fine.

Sounds like a plan.

I think I'll try to go to bed.

What did you do?

Did you steal this?

Get off me!

- Who is that? - They followed.

They followed me from the store.

Did you fix whatever you've got hidden in your brief case?

I took a nap and I went to go buy food.

You don't have any food here.

I get stuff delivered.

Are you crazy?

It could be a spy.

Or it could be the only person who knows

what the fuck is happening here.

Can I help you?

Where is the younger one?

What did he do?

You said you didn't rob the store.

I don't know what you are talking about.