Dollface

‐ I don't love you anymore. ‐ I don't really know what to do now.

Go back to hanging out with other women.

‐ What? You never seen an old cat lady before?

‐ There seems to be a hold on your account as a woman.

‐ Are you saying I don't have any‐‐ ‐ Friends.

No, I have friends. ‐ Oh my god! Jeremy broke up with you!

‐ What? That's crazy. I'm here to see you...

‐ It's been a minute, babe.

In college, I always got the impression

that I made you feel uncomfortable. ‐ Tzatziki!

I really appreciate you taking the time to meet with me, Ms. Oslow.

‐ Oh, please. Call me Celeste.

‐ Hey, Alison. Alison B.

Other Alison B. ‐ Hey, Jules.

My name isn't Alison. It's Isadora Grossman‐Levine.

Basically, my entire adult life is built on a lie!

‐ Look, he's moved on. So should you.

I mean, I have been texting a little bit with that guy Wes.

Ooh, I don't want you to kiss me.

It would be the beginning of something I'm not ready for.

‐ I'm dating someone. Everyone, this is Colin.

Colin, this is everyone.

‐ I applied to business school.

I think there's a version of settled‐down‐me I'm interested in meeting.

‐ I was just thinking about you. Wes,

can you bring me another towel for my hair?

‐ Colin is married. Divorced, practically.

‐ I'd be lying if I said that Woöm hadn't gotten in the way of my marriage.

Someone talking about me? Colin's married to Celeste.

‐ What is wrong with you?

‐ I heard back from Penn, and I'm moving to Philadelphia in the fall.

‐ Look, Jules, our friendship is far from perfect,

but it's worth it to me.

‐ Colin, this is Madison Maxwell.

She's quite the rising PR star.

Hey! Fuck!

You!

I have no clue if I still have a job or an income,

but I'm glad I have you guys.

‐ It's quarantine day one.

I'm here with my best friend... because she has toilet paper.

‐ Turns out Ramona's wedding last weekend

was something called a "super‐spreader" event.

‐ What should we do?

‐ Just watch TV until this thing is over?

‐ Hi guys, this is me here in Philly,

just freezin' my tits off.

Those are all my books.

I've learned how to become a businesswoman

so I can work from home for the rest of my life.

Miss you all so much.

‐ Well, we're still here. ‐ What are we even watching?

‐ It doesn't matter.

‐ I feel genuine sexual attraction to the Moroccan tile in that pool.

‐ I just applaud the twins' commitment to exclusively sell luxury real estate

in 17‐inch heels.

‐ Shut the fuck up. We went to college with her.

Delaney. Freshman year. She was in our dorm.

‐ Oh, I remember. She gave our RA shingles.

How did she get $5 million?

"Designer decal brand"?

She got rich from stickers?!

‐ And how the hell does she have a husband and a baby?

What was she, a child bride?

‐ We're almost 30. I think the child bride window closed a while ago.

‐ Fuck. ‐ I just think it's stupid to make

such a big deal out of a birthday.

You go to bed on Tuesday 29,

you wake up on Wednesday 30. Nothing else is different.

‐ Well, I just think there's value to acknowledging a milestone

and checking in with yourself about the place you're at in life.

‐ Well, there's no value if it makes you upset.

I don't get why you let this stress you out.

‐ I don't get why you don't let it stress you out!

I mean, we spent the last part of our official youth stuck inside.

Not moving up at work, not meeting new guys.

Just here, watering house plants.

You have too many plants!

‐ Look, you're allowed to be upset. You got cheated on,

you got furloughed. But,

you're going back to work this week,

and you will be crushing it again in no time.

Unlike me who is getting fired the minute Celeste gets back in town.

‐ You don't know that for sure.

‐ Her email said,

"See me in my office before the staff meeting."

That's the boss version of, "We need to talk."

‐ Okay, you're getting fired. But, you know, it might be for the best.

It's not like you love working there.

You know, maybe it'll help you find a place you're more excited about.

‐ Right now, the only place I'm excited about is the airport to pick up Stella.

Is Izzy coming?

Hi, guys.

‐ Hi, Liam. ‐ Hi, Liam.

Jumping in the shower, babe.

‐ I guess what Bad Gal Riri said all those years ago was true.

You can find love in a hopeless place, even if that place

is a Zoom networking mixer.

I'm running late, for obvious reasons...

Can you grab me a towel, babe? ‐ Oh, Jesus!

‐ Whoa! Dick in the frame!

: Flight DF201 from Philadelphia

has been delayed. Oh shit.

Stella's flight's delayed.

‐ Aren't delayed flights what Wetzel's Pretzels'

entire empire is built on?

‐ So, you know how we're both turning 30

and are nowhere near the places we thought we'd be in our lives?

‐ Yes, I recall the tears and panic from 20 minutes ago.

‐ Well, I don't wanna be nowhere when we turn 30.

I wanna be somewhere... Like Greece!

‐ Greece? ‐ Yeah!

Celebrating with my best friend!

White buildings, blue ocean, a beach in Santorini.

‐ Okay, I would just like to reiterate my desire

not to make a huge deal out of my birthday.

But, I guess I could picture us on a beach.

‐ Right? This could be exactly what we need.

‐ Let's go talk to the travel lady.

‐ Hiya, kittens!

‐ And here we go again.

‐ We're hoping you can help us book some upcoming travel.

‐ You betcha, I can! Right this way.

Come on! Come along! Come along!

: Business class boarding on flight 723

to becoming your mother will begin in 10 minutes.

‐ Where are they all going?

All sorts of places.

Settling down in the suburbs, layovers to divorce...

There's a direct route to actual fulfillment,

but, darnedest thing,

there are never any seats on that one!

Come on!

They're all taking flights to their future!

Just like you two have to do.

‐ Well, we just wanna stay together.

‐ You won't be able to figure out where you're meant to go

if you worry about that too much, kitten!

‐ What do you mean? That makes no sense

with that friendship stuff you told me to do a year ago.

‐ Are you saying

being a woman means you're constantly faced with unfair contradictions

about the way you act?

‐ I'm serious! What happened to the whole,

"My relationships with women have to be sacred" thing?

‐ Well, maybe one of those women is supposed to be you.

Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Get out! Get out!

Safe travels, girls!

Good luck figuring out where you wanna go, Dollface!

Yeehaw!

‐ Madison?

Jules Wiley, where the fuck are you going?

Hey! ‐ Hey! You okay?

‐ Yeah, I just thought I lost you for a second.

‐ I was just getting us a brochure for Greece.

‐ I'm here!

She's here!

‐ I knew you losers would make a sign.

‐ Woo! ‐ Easy!

‐ I am borderline not processing how happy I am

that we are all back together.

‐ Does it feel good to be home, Stel?

‐ You have no idea. I mean,

the small talk I had to make with my weed dealer

was getting really annoying.

‐ So, that's what you miss most about LA?

Legalized marijuana?

‐ No. Obviously, I missed you guys, but it was like, please,

just let me purchase drugs in broad daylight

from a store with my AirPods on. As should be my right.

Are all these boxes mine?

‐ Uh, some of them are my random storage stuff from high school and college.

So, besides being happy to be near a MedMen, are you excited

for your fancy finance internship?

‐ I still can't believe I got it.

My entire class applied to work for this bank.

‐ How long until you accept your inevitable future of being

a beautiful billionaire genius?

‐ Ready? Okay!

‐ Very triggering that that fits you.

‐ Our girl is back, she's come on home,

without my Stel, I felt alone.

‐ I mean, we were here the whole time.

‐ Working at a bank, managing wealth,

leave me again, and I'll