Magnum P.I.

And ever since then,

I've had to keep my cats in separate rooms.

Well, you see, that would never happen with dogs.

Which brings us to my original argument...

All dogs are boys, and all cats are girls.

I don't think this debate is gonna end anytime soon,

and, um,

I think that this bar closes in, like, ten minutes.

What are you suggesting?

Just because

the bar is closed doesn't mean we have

to stop drinking.

Great point.

The target has been secured.

Prints?

Very well. Secure Mr. Grimshaw's mobile, stay with him.

Someone from our team will grab him within the hour.

Does this assignment settle our arrangement?

I'm afraid the assignment's barely just begun.

What's next?

We'll be in touch.

I'm famished.

I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Go ahead and help yourself out to anything in the fridge.

I get to pick between week-old leftovers from Pig & the Lady

and an open box of baking soda?

Hmm, is that what you think?

Just check it out.

No... way.

Oh, hey.

Uh, I was just texting you.

Oh.

You're not...

Well, I wasn't texting you, obviously. Hi. Hello.

Hi. Hi. Uh, I figured you didn't mean me.

- You don't have my number. - Impressed with the groceries?

I went a little ham, no pun intended.

Higgins.

I tried calling you and texting you, but you weren't picking up,

so... here I am.

Yeah. Uh, I was busy.

You're busy?

Yeah.

Paperwork.

Why were you calling?

We have a case. The client wants to meet really soon.

I did try texting you about it.

Okay, well, I will, uh, get dressed

and, uh, see you in a minute.

Very well.

I will see you in the car.

Mm-hmm.

Do you have time for breakfast?

Now, when you say "breakfast,"

do you mean breakfast, or breakfast?

Guys,

I'm leaving, but I'm still here. Just...

But I'm... I'm going.

So, did you end up having breakfast?

We talking about food or sex?

Food! Magnum, I'm talking about food.

Well, you're the one who barged in unannounced.

Barged in? I called and texted first.

Yeah, but you didn't knock.

Who doesn't knock when they enter a house?

Well, you never knock when you come into the main house.

And why is she sneaking over anyway? I know about her.

You knew about her, but she didn't know

that you knew about her until today.

Right.

She's a very private person, okay?

I mean, I know that.

I think I pretty much have her figured out.

Oh, really?

Okay, let's hear it.

All right.

She's 30.

She's street smart but not book smart.

She comes from a long line of cops.

And you obviously met her on a case.

Wow. That's actually pretty impressive

how completely wrong you are.

First of all, she's 35.

Uh, graduated top of her class

in college and the Academy. Her mother was a waitress.

Her father left before she was born.

And we actually met at a shooting range.

It was really kind of sexy.

Bullets were whizzing by, and that long hair, you know.

So, you really have no idea what you're talking about.

Of course I don't. That was just the best way

to get you to tell me about your secret girlfriend.

Ah, okay. Clever.

Did you...?

Obviously not. Did you?

No.

*MAGNUM P.I. (2018)* Season 04 Episode 03

Episode Title: "Texas Wedge" Aired on: October 15, 2021.

Synchronized by srjanapala

Ah. Jin. Wow, looking sharper than usual.

Oh, that's very offensive, but thanks. That means a lot.

I am spending the day with my niece,

and I wanted to look nice.

And by the way, she has no idea

that I was ever a criminal, so no one say a word.

And just go along with it

if she's under the impression that I own the place.

And why would she have that impression?

- Okay, but... - Hello, gents.

TC, how are you feeling?

Oh, the skyjackers were kind enough

to avoid any organs when they shot me, so...

I'm healing up just fine.

Really, Magnum? Not gonna say anything?

Uh, yeah.

Why'd you put me and Higgins on a mobile billboard?

That's driving around already? Nice.

I mean... surprise.

Hey, what are you talking about?

Yeah. How'd you know it was me?

Well, we called the leasing company.

Why on earth would you do something like this?

After I shut down my cash-cleaning business,

I had six months left on the lease for my billboard.

I was gonna blow it up, you know, get out of the contract,

but I realized that wasn't gonna work out.

Okay, wait. So, just to be clear...

Blowing up your own billboard is not helpful. Got it.

Okay, also, I figured out

that I'd give you guys free advertisement.

You get new clients rolling in,

and you're gonna throw old Jin some cheddar.

Jin, I know you mean well,

but you got to take the billboard down.

We actually do really well just by word of mouth.

Yeah. Plus, you two work under the radar, so

having your faces on a billboard is the last thing

you would want.

Geez. All right, I'll take care of it. Man,

I got to shake off these bad vibes before my niece gets here.

And by the way, she has no idea I was ever in prison.

Oh, and, Higgins, if she's under the impression

that you and I used to date,

and also that you're still heartbroken,

and also you have a pet name...

Juju Higgy-bear... Just go with it.

Uh, you know what? I don't have time for this.

- Our client's here. - You never do.

That's why it didn't work out between us, Juju.

I'm a caddie at Ko 'Opua Country Club.

Or, well, I was.

Two sets of golf clubs went missing recently,

and they're saying I stole 'em, so I was suspended without pay.

Unless I can prove I didn't do it,

my entire future is in jeopardy.

- Your entire future? - I know.

Sounds dramatic, but I play on the amateur circuit,

and they say I have a real shot at going pro.

Losing this job means

losing everything I've been working towards.

So, I understand what you're saying, but

why did they think you stole the clubs?

They said a witness saw me taking them out

of the storage locker,

but whoever that is, they're either lying or mistaken 'cause

I didn't do it.

But they believed 'em enough to report it to HPD.

So, on top of everything,

you're looking at a possible felony conviction.

Yeah.

When I was six, my parents saw I had a passion for golf

and sacrificed everything for me.

Even took on second jobs so I could join league play.

I-I'd never jeopardize my future and all that they sacrificed.

You got to believe me.

Great. Okay. Thanks, Tatty.

Your fridge.

There's food in it.

- It's a fridge. - But... there's never food.

I finally demanded that if we were

gonna keep meeting here,

that, uh, Thomas stock his refrigerator, like an adult.

Ooh, nice call.

- We all win. - Mm-hmm.

Did Tatty ever send that police report?

Yes, the two sets of stolen clubs

were worth $5,000.

The witness who supposedly saw Trevor steal them

is a member named Stan Peters.

Well, Ko 'Opua must have security cameras.

Maybe they caught something.

They do, but they only cover the main areas,

and not the storage locker

where the clubs were actually stolen from.

Still think we should get the footage.

I mean, if we can put Trevor elsewhere

at the time of the theft, that'll exonerate him.

It's a good idea. And at some point,

we ought to check if anyone tried to sell the stolen clubs

- to any local pawnshops. - I can do that for you.