3 Men and a Baby

good evening.

Is it the penthouse? Yes, ma'am.

Welcome to another edition of...

"Lifestyles of the average and anxious"

we move about the apartment of Peter Mitchell,

young architect about town.

It's his late 30s,

or is it his early 40s...

we'll never know...

birthday party.

Entranced by the euphoria and ease...

These glamorous people exude!

I think I spy the birthday boy himself!

How are you, old chum?

You're looking so well, so well.

Over here is his semi-main squeeze,

Rebecca Davidson.

The public wants to know...

What an attractive, successful woman,

sees in a bozo like my roommate.

Well, he's uh... Charming and he's sweet.

He's very thoughtful.

He's sort of boyishly handsome, but...

He has got the most amazing...

Thank you, Rebecca!

You're welcome, Michael.

So Peter, tell me.

Are you and Rebecca still exclusive?

Me and Rebecca?

We both see other people.

Really?

That's nice to know.

Bye.

Hey, birthday boy.

Hi, Adam.

Rebecca's looking sexier than ever. Yeah.

You two still together?

Yeah, for 5 years now.

Tight. Tight as ever.

James! Whatever happened to the "young rascals"?

They old. Real old. Don't say that.

One of them's a senator now.

Oh, God, no!

Real old!

Can I talk to you a minute?

I'm not doing commercials anymore.

No more talking t-bones, or cowboys with heartburn.

I'm only doing serious stuff now.

Hi.

Jack!

Angela... phew!

You look different. What happened? I'm dressed.

That's it!

Gentlemen, I'm in love.

You? Yeah.

In a generic sense.

Right.

So many women...

So little time.

So, Jack...

What's up? You're not really going to do this movie in Turkey?

Yes, I am.

I leave in a few short hours.

What is it? "Zalmon the beautician?"

"Zalmon the barbarian."

What about the play in soho you wanted to do?

Excuse me.

You said it was a once-in- a-lifetime opportunity.

You want my inevitably brilliant reviews,

or next month's rent?

Forget about next month's rent. Do the play.

That's sweet of you.

You are a very decent man.

I'm a goddamn Saint.

"Saint" is a bit much.

Hey, how's it going, baby?

Name's Johnny. Give me five.

I mean, give me three, yeah.

Yeah.

I can't believe you draw "Johnny cool."

Coolest cat in the world, right?

No one cooler, baby.

I can't believe it. It makes me so happy.

What's wrong?

David. The guy you broke up with?

The good looking one.

Incredibly good looking.

He used to read me "Johnny cool" every morning.

Hey, hey. Poor baby.

Know how to get over a lover?

Dance with a stranger.

David's an incredible dancer.

He studied 3 years with the joffrey ballet.

3 years?

Joffrey ballet?

You guys will get back together.

Could I call him and invite him to the party?

Uh, yeah.

Twins!

There it is!

Yeah!

One of the best clutch shots of all time.

Nobody played better than...

Reed, west, Chamberlain, baylor.

I'll run it for you again in slow motion.

People are asking for you.

Let's go mingle.

"Mingle" sounds like something sea lions do before mating.

You are the guest of honor. They love you.

But these guys need me. Don't you?

Go on. Leave your money.

Wait, there it is.

Yeah!

The greatest clutch shot in basketball history.

Unarguably.

The best.

Paul, listen.

You are my friend and a great director,

but I'm not doing commercials ever again.

I don't want you to do a commercial.

I need a favor.

All right, shoot.

I'm having a package delivered tomorrow,

but I'm going to San Francisco on a shoot.

You're going to shoot in San Francisco? Yeah.

Who are you using?

Len Peters. Lennie?

Didn't you like my last dog food commercial?

That was a classic.

Could I have this package delivered here?

Sure, no problem.

Let me ask you something.

Do you think I'm overexposed?

Overexposed? No, not at all.

It'll be delivered tomorrow and picked up Thursday.

Tomorrow; Picked up Thursday.

This is a delicate matter.

Don't mention it.

All right. Delicate.

Speech! Speech!

Oh, uh...

First of all,

I want to thank Jack and Michael and Rebecca...

For embarrassing me with this flow of sentiment.

Thanks for coming.

All right. All right.

I think everybody had a great time.