Magnum P.I.

Hi, boys.

See how you like this.

See ya.

Easy. Easy, easy, easy. You're okay.

Higgins?

Higgins!

Higgins! Yes, Magnum.

Don't shout. I'm right here.

All right, lads.

Honestly, you know, I am a little bit disappointed.

All you had to do was break in

and steal the Ferrari to test my new security upgrades.

Supposed to be a simple task for someone

with your training and experience.

Nice try

on the ultrasonic dog whistle, by the way.

How'd you know? Well, I took

the liberty of installing noise meters which could detect

high-frequency sounds.

So, when the lads came in,

I just put on these nice earmuffs.

Good boys. Go in.

That's not fair. Why?

I merely anticipated the way you might try to penetrate me

and deployed a countermeasure.

Okay, what you just said

was borderline inappropriate, and I'm feeling very harassed

right now. Please, Magnum. You're just upset

that you failed your mission. What are you talking...?

I didn't fail my mission. You cheated.

I... Noise meters? Who does that?

Magnum, there is no such thing

as too much security, especially since you've now found yourself

a nice stalker. Well, we don't know that I have a stalker.

All right? Secondly, we know this isn't about my safety.

This is about you always having to win.

It's...

You called the cops, too? Come on. I did not

call the police. You must have breached a silent alarm.

I did not breach a silent alarm.

I did everything right. Well, clearly,

you are mistaken,

and now you're going to have

to explain to these nice gentlemen

why you're breaking into your own home. You two can relax.

They're here for me.

Kumu Tuileta? Ma'am,

please put your hands behind your back.

You're under arrest. Kumu?

Before we ask you any questions...

Hi.

You didn't have to bail me out. Course we did.

We couldn't let you sit in prison.

Are you okay? Fine. Not my first time in bracelets, you know.

Kumu, they're accusing you

of grand larceny in the third degree.

Please tell us there's a mistake.

It's a mistake.

Thank goodness for that.

It's probably grand larceny in the first degree.

What I took is worth half a million, easy.

Kumu, what happened? I stole

an expensive artifact from a wealthy collector.

And I'm not giving it back.

His name's

Owen Westberry. The developer?

Yesterday, he asked me over

to his house to authenticate some Hawaiian artifacts

that he'd recently acquired.

But when I got there,

I learned the pieces were all purchased through Leonard King,

a local antiquities dealer

who has a reputation for looting hallowed sites.

- Grave robber. - Yeah, it sounds like.

King's the guy who should be in jail.

Well, the Cultural Center's been trying

to shut him down for years,

but no one's ever caught him in the act.

So, what was it that Mr. Westberry

asked you to authenticate?

You know, there were several pieces,

but the most sacred one was

the skull of a young boy.

That's pretty weird.

Yeah, that seems like a rather morbid item to want to possess.

Not if you know its history.

I believe this particular skull is from the 18th century

and belongs

to a 12-year-old boy named Makani

who was killed in battle.

As legend has it,

Makani longed to be a great warrior like his father.

And when Kamehameha invaded Oahu in 1795,

he secretly followed his father

into the Battle of Nu'uanu.

The Oahu army was overwhelmed

and pushed back to the edge of the Pali

by Kamehameha's forces.

Makani saw what was happening

and joined the fight only to be driven off the cliff

with his father and hundreds of other warriors.

What makes you think it's Makani's skull?

Because his mother buried him in a cave near those cliffs,

and it's rumored

that King looted that cave several years ago.

I told Mr. Westberry he should

give the skull and other pieces to the Cultural Center,

but he said he paid good money for all of it

and it was staying in his private collection. So,

that's when you took the skull.

I went back when he was at work,

and I told his staff I misplaced my phone,

and they let me look for it.

That's when I slipped the skull into my bag.

I know. It wasn't a great plan.

But

I had to get that skull out of his house

and back where it belongs.

Now the prosecuting attorney

wants me to return the skull within 24 hours.

If I do, they'll dismiss the case.

But like I said,

it ain't gonna happen.

And

you're certain about this, Kumu?

That's Makani.

I know it in my heart.

And he deserves

to be at peace,

not on a shelf in some rich man's house.

Yeah, well, you know, you're standing up for what's right.

So do I.

And we'll support you, whatever you decide to do next.

Hundred percent.

Mahalo.

Remember,

you have to square both sides,

then multiply both by "A."

Square up the sides, right.

All right, take your time.

Got it. "A" equals one over "X" squared.

That's... actually correct.

Don't be so shocked.

You looked up the answer, didn't you?

What? No.

Dennis, I saw

your hand move on the keyboard and then your eyes move

from your work page to the screen.

Can you maybe stop being a cop

for, like, a minute and just be my dad?

The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Okay,

I may have looked, but I was just double-checking my work.

I might've snuck a peek at the answer 'cause I didn't know it. You know,

I don't have to do this. I graduated from high school.

You're the one who needs to learn this stuff.

When am I gonna use this? Never. You will never use it.

I can't find her anywhere.

Okay, calm down. Okay, w... I'm tired of people telling me to calm down.

Okay? I'm looking for my daughter.

Look, you need to know this stuff

so you can graduate high school and land a decent job.

All right? I don't want you living above my garage

when you're 30, asking to borrow money

that you'll never pay back. That's called being a mooch.

I know a guy like that.

In the station.

I'm here to help you. I understand where the hell I am.

That's why I walked over here.

Okay? Can you get someone to help me right now?...I'll be very disappointed.

Yes, I'm here to help you. All right,

I got to go.

Just finish the rest of the problems,

and we'll go over them tonight, okay?

And no cheating.

Sir, I need you to speak coherently.

I need for you not to tell me when to calm down. Okay?

Excuse me. My daughter's missing right now.

Detective Katsumoto.

Is there a problem here? Yeah.

My daughter's missing, and no one cares.

We don't know if she's missing. He just can't reach her.

And it's only been a few hours.

How old's your daughter, sir?

Call me Izzy. She's 21.

Name's Kai. I was supposed to pick her up

from the airport this morning, and she never showed.

Did you check with the airline? Yeah. They said

she got off the plane, but somewhere between the gate

and the curb, she disappeared. And now her phone's turned off.

There could be any number of explanations. No, no, no, no, no.

Something has happened.

Look, I know you're worried.

All right? I'm a father. I get it.

But Kai is an adult,

which means we can't touch this for 24 hours.

We have that policy for a reason.

Yeah?

And what if it was your kid?

There are a couple people who may be able to help you, okay?