Grey's Anatomy

Psychologists believe

that every aspect of our lives,

all our thought processes and behavior patterns,

are the direct result of our relationship to our parents.

Well, you're looking all thoughtful.

I was just thinking how pretty you are.

And also how pretty our children would be.

Children?

Like multiple?

Child.

Let's just start with one and see how it goes.

You wanna start?

I'm just saying you're pretty.

That's all I'm saying.

That every relationship that we have

is really just another version

of that first relationship.

Did you talk to Dr. Wyatt?

Christina...

When was the last time...

It's just us trying over and over again,

to get it right.

- Alex. - Mer?

Okay, so Izzie's not here, and Cristina's not answering her phone,

and I have a thing,

so I need you to be a girl for me.

What'd he do?

Want me to kick his ass?

He wants me to have a baby.

So you do want me to kick his ass.

Alex.

Do you want to have a baby?

A baby doesn't want me.

I had the worst mother in the world.

I would be the worst mother in the world.

Izzie wants a divorce.

She sent the papers. The official papers.

Want me to kick her ass?

Hey, Alex.

- Hey. - He's being a girl for me.

Dude, it's true.

Right.

Well, there's a guy downstairs says he's your brother.

You want me to send him up here to the bathroom

since this seems to be where you receive your visitors?

Uh, tell him to wait.

Right.

- You have a brother? - Yeah.

- Do you want me to go get rid of him? - Crap.

What's he doing here?

Alex is the oldest, then me, and then Amber.

Amber's graduating from St. Savior's in May.

She's smart, like Alex.

She could go to college if she wanted to, but she's like,

"what's the point?" you know?

And I don't know what to tell her.

Alex is the doctor in the family.

I just move people for a living.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Man, you got old.

- Hey. - Dude.

Uh, what are you doing here?

I had to drive to Portland on a job,

and since I was the neighborhood...

Well, Portland's not in the neighborhood.

It's three hours. I do three hours in my sleep.

Alex, he's your brother. He's allowed to come say hi.

You're gonna be late for pre-rounds.

Okay. Well, it...it was very nice to meet you.

I'm Lexie, by the way.

I'm overdue for a visit, it's been seven years.

No, it has not.

Since you've been home.

Seven years.

You haven't been home in seven years?

Derek.

I have this.

Hey, I'm Derek. Nice meeting you.

- Aaron. - Take care.

- I'll see you. - Meredith, by the way.

- Hello. - Nice to meet you.

Has it been seven years?

Amber was 10 the last time we saw you.

Aaron, what's going on? What do you want?

I do miss you, okay, and I...I did want to say hi,

but since you're a doctor, I thought I'd ask.

Should I be worried about this?

- Thank you. - Cappuccino?

- Cappuccino. - So, how'd the date go with Teddy?

I don't know if I'd call it a date.

Doesn't going on a date imply actually going somewhere?

Oh, shut up.

You had sex?

- Hey, guys. - Hey.

Oh, pound cake.

I love pound cake.

- Thank you. - Rich, buttery pound cake.

Yum. Pound cake.

- Pound cake? - Oh, I'm good. Thanks.

So what exactly constitutes a pound cake?

- It's a yellow cake... - There you go.

- Kinda heavy. - Come on.

Code for something dirty, right?

Like, you eat her pound cake, she eats your pound cake?

No.

Oh please, tell me it's dirty, because otherwise,

that was the most boring conversation I've ever been a part of.

We are talking about pound cake because I want a kid

and she doesn't, and we're not talking about that.

How long are you two not gonna have that conversation?

A year? Two years? Five?

Wow. So...

you and Teddy ate pound cake together?

You're changing the subject.

You like how I did that?

So how was it?

- Mind-blowing. - Yeah?

I pounded her cake, she pounded mine.

- Good. - Excellent pound caking.

"Pound caking" is not a thing.

Whatever. I blew her mind.

- Life changing? - Life changing. Earth shattering.

The point is he's a legend for a reason.

I mean he has skills I never even knew existed.

It's like there was a party going on.

A party in your panties.

Oh.

- Morning. - Good morning.

- Okay. Bye. - Bye. - See ya.

He's always so grumpy.

He's going through something, and Cristina doesn't get it.

She can't, which isn't her fault,

but I do get it, and...and I can't be there for him.

And, that's really hard.

But you're seeing Mark.

But I'm seeing Mark.

So then a couple days ago, we're at the grocery store, Gary and I,

and the next thing I know, I'm flat on my back in the frozen foods section.

She fainted.

And I've never fainted.

I've never seen anyone faint. I don't believe in fainting.

Did you hit your head?

I would've if this one hadn't caught me.

Mrs. Clark is anemic and guaiac-positive,

so there's definitely some internal bleeding,

which looks like it's coming from a...

Friable tumor near the ampulla of Vater.

Yes, thank you for that, Dr. Kepner.

Dr. Swender told us the biopsy showed the cancer was back.

But she said you might be able to take it out.

There's a chance I won't be able to go in as deeply as I'll need to,

but I promise to do everything I can.

Anything you could do.

We appreciate it, Dr. Webber.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I honestly don't think I need surgery.

You do.

It doesn't even hurt that bad.

You have an umbilical hernia.

You need surgery, so shut up and fill out the paperwork.

I think surgery's just gonna make it hurt worse.

You remember when Dad had his gall bladder out?

- Stop talking and write. - Write what?

I don't have insurance.

Okay, what am I suppose to write?

- Ask Bailey to do it pro bono. - I can't ask her to do that.

Alex, he's your brother.

Evilspawn has a brother?

Aaron, Cristina Yang.

Nice to meet you, Dr. Yang. I'm Aaron Karev.

Oh my god. You're so nice. He's so nice.

Why can't you be nice like your brother? Angelspawn?

- Why can't you? - Fair enough.

- Uh, Mer, what's up? You called? - Ten times.

Owen's still in his dark place, and he's still not talking,

so I turned off my cell in case he would say something, which he didn't.

I hate men. They're stupid.

Derek asked me to have a baby with him this morning.

Really stupid.

Oh great!

The pit, with Owen and his dark place.

- What have we got? - Cop with multiple GSW's.

- How many cops did you say? - Just one.

Officer Gina Thompson, 34, GSW's to the hip and chest.

Vitals 100 over 70, pulse 118, respiration's 28.

That's quite a police escort there, Officer Thompson.

I told those guys I was gonna be fine.

Well yeah, I wonder why they didn't believe you.

I been in worse shape.

- Seriously? - Oh, yeah.

You should see the other guys.

You took down three guys by yourself?

Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Am I right, ladies?

Let's go.

- How many bullet wounds? - Four, but I'm wondering if...

- Went through the right leg. - Probably busted the femur.

- And trajectory seems... - Seems to have gone upwards.