Full Metal Panic! (フルメタル・パニック！)

Rugon and Ninikke, Omega tita Q tani...

Noninna structure's primary construction material...

Platheodium, televium, polyal, amydogel,

fle, flexible ishal muscle...

Paradididium, reactor is a cube. Curil nucleon electro-magnetic

force... camouflage...

Kwah! It's morning!

Kwah! Get up, Kaname! If you don't, you'll be late!

Kwah!

Stop it!

Let me bite it. Or please, just kill me now.

L-L-Let me bite it, or k-k-k...

I said stop it! Augh!

They did a horrible, horrible thing to you...

Look! Look, it's the mountains! Do you see them?

We're almost there! We can go home!

It's... It's an Arm Slave...

Mithril's knights in shining armor to the rescue!

Hang on, Princess!

Idiot. Hurry up, Sousuke, we got incoming!

Pick up in 15 seconds.

Wh... What are you going to do with me?

Take you back with us.

Your name... What is it? Please tell me...

Sagara. Sousuke Sagara.

I tell ya, it's a good thing

you didn't have an old M6.

Otherewise, you'da been buried under the tundra. Heh.

This guy grabbed an enemy Hind in his M9

and took that bad boy out!

A Hind?! You're kidding!

No. If you take a quick look at the M9's specs,

you'll see that it's quite possible.

Hmph. Here it comes! The Hind is closing in fast

on this poor, defenseless babe!

Waugh!

Here comes Sosuke-- grabs that Hind

and throws his big-ass body to the wild!

Ka-boom!

Lieutenant Commander Kalinin's calling you.

If you have complaints, they'll be addressed there.

Sousuke, you too.

Roger.

Stop leering. It makes you look ugly.

No... I take that back. You're just ugly.

Whatever you say, babe.

I've been a front page model for the Tag.

One look at me,

and there goes Cupid's bullet through your heart.

Loser.

Now listen to me, you bitch! I'll have you clawing my back,

and beggin' for more 'til you can't take it!

What'd you call me?! Huh? Huh?!

I said you're the lovely sergeant major

who covers my back,

and without you, I'd neve make it!

Come in.

Sergeant Major Melissa Mao,

Sergeant Kurz Weber,

and Sergeant Sousuke Sagara, reporting for duty.

Your mission.

Ooh...

Kanami Chidori...

Oh, this is gonna be one foxy lady in a few years!

The photo is 4 years old. Miss Chidori is 16 now.

Ahh... Where can I get a photo of that version?

It's highly probable that the KGB

or other unknown organizations will attempt to kidnap her.

You'll need to gurard her

without making your prescence known

to the Japanese government or Miss Chidori.

The three of you will work together.

Just the three of us?! You're joking!

We're counting on each one of you.

Our team is requesting class B equipment, sir.

Approved. One M9 with minimum equipment.

Take two exterior condensors with you.

I know you're up to the task.

First things first:

we'll start forging documents and ID photos!

Now, where's that camera?!

Documents? Photos?

Excuse me, sir, but what do we need them for?

For you, Sergeant. For your transfer notification.

What's all this stuff?

Things that Japanese highschool students

are likely to have.

I collected them from all over the submarine.

Is that so? And what's this?

A condom, of course.

I'm aware it's a condom, but I can't figure out

what possible use it could be to highschool students.

Stop turning your head! Come on, Sousuke, let's see a smile!

Oh, please.

Don't you even try to play innocent, you dirty old man.

I... don't know what you're talking about.

I mean, sure, I've used it a couple of times.

Whoa!

I was on mission deep in the jungle

when I lost everything...

Everything but this.

You know they can hold a liter of water, right?

Oh...

Now say "Mithril"!

Are you sure it's a good idea to use your real name?

Since my family's not registered in this country,

there's probably nothing to worry about.

It won't be a problem.

Well... I don't know.

Are you sure you're gonna be okay?

I'll be trying my best.

You know, Tessa was worried about you.

Captain Testarossa? Well, you have to admit,

it is a rather important mission.

That's not exactly what I was talking about.

Get ready for take off!

Kwah! Kwah! Good morning, Kaname, don't be late!

It appears our "angel" has low blood pressure

and doesn't do well in the morning, don't you think?

What's that?!

Yes, a highschool girl taking a morning shower...

Idiot. Shouldn't you be somewhere?!

Initializing voice print check.

Your name, rank, and ID number.

Kurz Weber, Sergeant, B-3127.

Sergeant Kurz Weber, confirmed.

Time is 0750 hours, and "Angel" is on her way to school.

Okay. Lock hatch. Start running mode 4. Bi-lateral angle is 3.5.

Roger. Run mode 4. BMSA 3.5, completed.

Activate ECS invisible mode.

ECS activated.

Yow! I am diggin' that uniform!

Idiot...

Sousuke!

Malbim's Philosophy of Success...

Uh, history text, Let's Live Fair and Square.

Dolphin's Last Message to Mankind:

So long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

You certainly have unusual tastes, Miss Chidori.

Alright, who's next? Open your bag.

Good morning, teacher.

Ka...na... me! Good morning!

Kyoko... you...!

Who the heck was that guy?!

He said his father was a designer

and his friend was in J League! Like I really care!

I just wanted to shank him and say

"Great, but what about you?!"

Jeez, can't anyone have a conversation

about something that matters for once?

Hey, mister, you better stop right there!

Give me that!

Hmm... C'est la vie.

What do you mean "C'est la vie," Kyoko?!

I mean, you're the one who set me up on that stupid date!

I did it because someone asked me to.

Well then...

If someone asked you to sell me to a foreign country,

would you do it, Kyoko? I'm really curious.

Hmm... Yeah, maybe.