My Man (Mon homme)

MY MAN

Was that a dirty look?

No, it wasn't.

Ever thought of getting paid for it?

By whom?

By men. Men who wanted you.

I don't want more men. One's enough.

And how!

That's her loss.

You're missing a treat!

Where are these men? I don't see any!

Come with me. I've got a nice spot.

They all know where I am.

We'll hustle. You and me both, we'll hustle.

It's a cinch, you just smile. Can you smile?

Sure I can.

There.

This is where I spin my web.

Just settle in and wait.

Is being a hooker fun?

Joy. Pure joy.

-Don't kid me! -I'm telling you!

I don't know you, you're swell but…

"Is being a hooker fun?" Listen to her!

Do I look unhappy?

You look like a real floozy!

My name's Marie Arbath. Profession: prostitute.

I'm not ashamed to broadcast it.

I've got a happy mind, and a happy ass.

And a healthy bank balance.

I'm Gilberte. Just another housewife.

You like cock?

Why do you ask?

You're a hustler now.

To hustle, you gotta like cock. Don't play cute.

-You want a man? -Yes.

-Then say it. -I do!

Look at that get-up!

You're dressed for church!

A woman needs air. So men can buzz around her.

Here's one now.

What?

A man. A fella.

A night owl kind of fella.

Where's this fella?

Shut up. I can't see him. I hear him.

You hear him too. Listen to his footsteps.

You're right, it's exciting.

Get ready to quiver.

I hope he's not ugly.

A man's never ugly if you look at him right.

Good evening.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening.

Don't you like whores?

Sure I do.

Then take your pick.

I'm getting there…

Almost there…

Ogle faster! I'm paying a babysitter.

This is Mona… That's your name now.

You're her first customer. Do good by her.

Are you part time?

Grab him as soon as he nibbles! Don't let him go soft.

C'mon, honey. Come with Mona.

The hotel's that way!

Ask for the key to room 12.

Hey, what do I charge?

Forget that! Put some feeling into it.

I won't do it for nothing!

Not for nothing, for the pleasure. Don't keep him waiting!

How narrow minded! Such lack of ambition!

Money! You'll rake it in…

Make him happy before counting your money!

What I sell is love. Real love. True love.

With me, they hear great music.

Let me take you apart…

You'll never be the same again.

It's on the sixth floor.

Don't be a wild man. People live here.

Climbing the stairs is the best part, right?

It feels like the first time.

Stop it, please.

I'm asking you to stop.

I can hear your heart pounding.

Mine's pounding too.

-You feel we're almost there? -Yes, I do.

Do you feel the warmth coming from my bed?

Yes, I do.

One more flight and we're there.

Now wait!

We need protection. I'll put it on.

You're really turned on! Because of me?

-You bet! -You won't squirt on me?

Want to come in my hands? It'd be a pity…

Some girls, everything they touch starts to spurt.

I was born with a talent.

To make sap flow.

Even in the fall, leaves grow.

It's spring all year.

You got a heart problem?

I worry a heart'll conk out on me.

Come along, sir.

Don't flag, we're almost there.

I've got some cookies. We'll have a snack.

First, I'll take a nice long pee.

You settle in while I pee.

You're not deaf? Can you hear?

Settle in while I pee.

Sure he can hear. He hears very well.

Now come along.

I know it's not proper, but come along.

I'm giving you a treat…

First, show me your wallet…

How much will you pay for my lost virtue?

One thousand?

Two thousand?

You give me the notes, and I'll play the music…

My name's Marie…

Don't forget… Marie…

My only problem's my dirty mind.

Next time we'll make love, I promise.

Careful going down.

Don't fall.

Don't go break a leg…

I like you old guys. You're hard work, but I like you.

I'm moved by a man with his life behind him.

All those lost loves, with only death ahead.

Watch your step!

You sit him in your armchair, you pose for him…

A few nice poses…

You whisper a few naughty things in his ear…

and a bird comes alive in your hand.

This one's not coming alive!

Yes, but I'm elderly.

It's been an hour!

Of what?

An hour of titillation.

That's not flattering.

I'm getting nowhere today!

Neither am I!

So I noticed. You're going into the closet.

-Into the closet? -Yes, into the closet.

What for? I don't want to go in there!

But you're going to!

Be good! Marie'll be right back.

Wait! We forgot the condom!

We forgot the condom!

-Why did you bite me? -So you put on your condom!

You put it on!

Sure I will…

There…

-Now can I screw? -Yes, hurry!

Don't stop! Now it's my turn!

You can come?

Of course I can come!

Did I make you come?

Guess so. It wasn't the Pope!

You're fabulous!

Save the comments for another day. Someone's waiting.

I haven't even paid you!

I should pay you!

I hope he isn't dead.

You're sweet to come back and see me.

I was feeling a bit low…

I thought, no one's interested in me…

No one loves me anymore.

I'm not kidding.

Maybe you were just passing by…

I'd like to…

I'd like to climb the stairs again.

Don't you want your flowers?

Your bosses are bastards! Tell them!

Poor guy!

You can't sleep there. A rat'll bite you!

Hey! Don't stay there. There's rats!

There's always rats by garbage cans.

Go sleep in the arcade.

There are nice spots there.

-Got an spare change? -What?

Got any spare change?

Spare change? I've got no spare change!

Only big bills.

Spare change…

For tomorrow morning…

For a coffee, a snack.

You ate today?

A sandwich.

And yesterday?

A sandwich.

Just my luck…

Please, lady… Spare change…

Spare change for an old pal…

Come to my place, I'll heat something up.

What was that?

Come to my place. I'll heat something up.

I've got some veal stew left. Sound OK?

With a shot of red wine?

Thanks, lady.

Don't eat the bread, eat the meat.