Standing on the Shoulders of Kitties: The Bubbles and the Shitrockers Story

Bubbles!

Thank you,

Alright, that was a song called "Who Shit In The Saddlebags?"

an old Roy Rogers classic,

It's on an album of mine called "Fur Biscuits",

It's not out yet but,

hopefully at some point,

Alright, how's everybody doin' out there now?

Yessir, we all ready to keep rockin'?

Okay, this next song's about

an old guy named Skooker B,

Some of ya might remember him,

He lived in the trailer park years ago,

and he got drunk and drove through a church

and killed a bunch of people,

Anyway, this is,

this is called "Drinkin With The Angels",

No, wrong beat,

Just wait, Here we go,

Play that one by Hank Williams that I like,

will ya Bubbles?

Look, ya gotta promise

not to curse out your ex-husband again, Gladys,

I won't mention the son of a whore's name,

Alright, fair enough!

This is a little

"Your Cheatin' Heart" for you folks,

Sorry gang, that's it,

Time for supper,

Okay, well, I guess that's it for me then,

Thanks for coming down, everybody!

We'll see ya next week, the same time,

I don't wanna hear any of your excuses, Charlie,

If that turkey had not been as dry

as the goddamn Sahara desert,

then Vera wouldn't have started choking,

End of story,

Excuse me Miss Chisolm, sorry to interrupt,

I was wondering if I could get my wages for the week?

Right here, Bubbles,

Oh, oh, hot turkey!

Decent!

Here, I got this guy back for ya,

clean as a

Oh, how's the old fork antenna I geared up hangin'?

Ah, good, Yeah, it's good,

And how were they today?

Oh, they were fantastic as usual,

I mean, pretty sure Harold mighta had a

front accident when he dozed off,

but before that he was up dancin' like Fred Astaire,

Oh, no, no, no, no,

Harold should not be up dancing,

he just started a new heart medication, Jesus,

Oh, I didn't know that,

I'm sorry,

Listen, I've been meaning to ask ya,,,

putting a band together

and I was thinkin' maybe I could bring them in here

to play with me,

You know, I wouldn't charge ya extra or anything,

What a-a-a band?

Like with drums 'n things?

Oh yeah, but the drummer could use the brush,,, swishies,

Oh, I don't think that's a good idea, Bubbles,

No, no, no, no,

It sounds loud and disruptive,

Yeah, okay, I just thought-

No, no, no,

I'm sorry, Bubbles,

No, it's okay, It's fine,

What's the name of this band?

Who's a good boy?

Snip, snip, snippy dippy doo,

A hundred bucks?!

I'm gonna be entering that!

Look at that sparkly bastard!

Oooh! Oooh!

God! What have you done?

I was just standin' here doin' nothing

and it dropped and it hit me right in the arm,

Oh my God! Sir, I am so sorry,

Feels like a fracture,

Why aren't you helping him?

Hit me right there,

I'm so sorry, sir,

No, it's fine, I mean, I was just,

I was gonna get an electric tambourine

and now I might have to go to the hospital,

Oh my God, Oh my God,

I'm so sorry, Oh my God,

I was working,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

I'm so sorry, sir!

No, it's fine,

I'll just go to the, the hospital,

Takin' this sign,

Song contest,

Oh my God!

This is insane!

Ah, you tubey little meat sluts!

Where the fuck did ya go?!

Taint gobblin' fuckin' meat whores!

You burn up like Freddy Krueger's cock! Fuck!

Holy fuck, Ricky!

What happened?!

I was fuckin' cooking sausages for Moe and his friends,

and I must've fuckin' passed out,

- Jesus Murphy, - No, no, no, no,

What the fuck are they doing here?!

They weren't supposed to be back here for six fuckin' months!

- Ricky! Ricky! Fuckin' calm down, - My ears! Shit, man!

This is different guys,

They're not filming you,

these are Channel 10 guys!

They're doing a story on local musicians,

about my recording studio and the band I'm startin',

Well they better not fuck with me

'cause I'm on fuckin' vacation,

Ricky, they're not gonna fuck with you,

Relax,

Sorry about that, fellas,

He's actually not crazy, believe it or not,

Do you know where Randy is?

I gotta do an emergency recording session,

Why the fuck would I know where Randy is?

He's probably down at the pond finger blasting a male turtle,

Look at this, songwriting contest,

I can win a hundred fuckin' bucks!

Oh, no fucking way!

You gonna put "Liquor And Whores" in?

Well, no Ricky, I told ya that was like a joke song,

I wanna do serious stuff,

No, man, that's a fuckin' mistake,

Everybody knows that song, you can win with it,

I know, but I don't wanna be just known for that, ya know,

Expand my horizons,

Alright, well, you can suit myself, I guess,

but that's fuckin' dumb,

Well, that's what I'm doin', Ricky,

If you get that thing workin' I'd love a sausage,

Here's the studio here, fellas,

Look at this, It's called Tabby Road, you know,

And I got the kitties there instead of The Beatles,

Kitty Beatles!

Thought that was pretty cute,

So, this feels like a bit of a departure

from what you've done in the past,

Have you always wanted to be involved in music?

I've always been into music since I was a little guy,

you know, music and playin' the guitar,

and even recording, you know,

So when the shopping cart business, you know,

when the arse fell out of that I just thought,

well maybe I can make some money, you know,

doing more of my hobby,

more of my passion, you know?

So I built this recording studio

and just thought, I'll get my music going

and then when I get my band going,

we'll have a, a place to record our albums,

But, you know, a fella's gotta make money,

so, yeah, I mean,

I've been recording everything from, you know,

like barbershop quartets,,,

To crazy metal bands that scare me,

To like, weirdo spiritual music,

Bubbles, can I get a little more reverb on the gong, please?

Yes, ma'am,

Stuff like that, Anything, Anything,

And over there,

see that's where I live in that shed over there,

But when I have a big session, you know, that's where the,

the people go to record,

I move all the shit out onto the lawn,

Put the fuckin' bass amp over here,

You don't need a ride cymbal in a fuckin' metal band,

Get rid of that,

And do you run this entire facility all by yourself?

I have help from one guy that I know,

His name's Randy,

You probably saw him around the park there,

No shirt on,

great big shit tank on him,

He's my helper,

So he helps me with the equipment

and running cables and stuff,

and, and I help him on the weekends, you know,