Crazy Racer (Fengkuang de saiche) (疯狂的赛车)

This is the moment of truth

Geng Hao raises his hands

with his head held high

Guess who's the happiest man now?

Definitely my coach, as his training method

is most effective: Beating

He beats me to death

Wait

The jury has signaled us

the race is too close to call

The result is out

The real champ is

Zhang Ting

from the Shanxi team

He won by 0.01 second

Zhang Ting is the winner

Geng Hao

is a green athlete after all

Ladies and gentlemen

The winner will receive a cash prize of

RMB 200K...

sponsored by SOHU

He wouldn't know how to spend it, right?

I'm the president of FALALI Pharmaceuticals

My name is Li Fala

Mr. Geng

would you like to be our spokesman?

I'm only Silver. Gold is over there

Silver's better

Silver antler tonic

enhances virility

Drink silver and romance awaits

My coach has been telling me

to never give up

Who gave you permission to interview him?

Go take your urine test

You blew it again

"GASC Diagnostic Centre test result"

"Amphetamine: Positive"

Banned for life

He's been training all his life

A lifetime ban means he's over

He was duped

The crook is long gone

I'll do anything. I beg you

I beg you

What are you doing, Coach?

Stop groveling

Did you bring the medal?

Who gives a damn for this piece of junk

I should have won gold

Commissioner

Just leave him alone

Go, go

You can punish me

Sir

I'll take the blame for all this

Any evidence?

Coach, don't you see?

They want a bribe. Just pay and we're good

want money? Here you go

Stop hitting me

Look out for the harpoon

"Being a gangster is my destiny"

"It's against my wish"

"During good times"

"our pockets are lined with gold"

I always travel on your boat

why would you steal from me?

Didn't I put it here just now?

Right?

It's gone

And I'll lose all my fingers

"East wind"

East wind

Players swap seats when it's East wind again

Swap seats?

I forgot we'd swapped seats during our mahjong game

I'd swapped seats. Why didn't you say so?

Toby

Jack, you get carried away too easily

Where's you manner? Look what you've done

Brother

I'm sorry

It was a misunderstanding

You...

Does it hurt?

Must hurt like hell

You... Stay alive

No one knows the way to China

we don't know anything about boats

Hi

You're a cyclist?

Yes

Did you call for room service?

No

It's such a hot day

Enjoy the breeze

Jack

You major sinner

Make an offering

Boss

They don't serve meat here

and we can't survive on incense

Let's go to the hotel

Hotel

Do you have a valid visa?

It's good for 8 days

We'll go back to Taiwan in 8 days

Proximity to the Buddha may do you good

The tournament will soon begin

The Thai team should have arrived

welcome to China

Chacha, you're a Buddhist too

Please

I've been in the business forever

But I haven't seen anything like this

Impressive

Money

Mao

play by the book

I'm an honest man

Relax

You can trust us

Boss

Don't waste your breath

Thai doesn't understand Chinese

Right

Primitive

Police

How dare you Thais try to set us up?

Cheap and fresh

Our cook won a silver medal

we offer you fresh seafood

Let's call it a day

You call this "branding"?

It only attracts flies

You... Look at your head chef

Who wouldn't lose their appetite?

Don't blame me

I must have been nuts listening to you

You want money for this stupid medal

Don't be an ass. You agreed to pay 50

This is only 20

You still want to make deliveries for me?

A deal is a deal

It's a waste of resources

Prosperity and

Luck

You're like a dog

You just eat shit

Shit

I told you, this is branding

If you don't exploit it, it's just a waste of resources

If I don't keep working so hard

both of us will eventually be eating shit

What am I having today?

Crab

High protein

Good for convalescence

Let me first turn on the TV

and then feed you the crab

Never mind

Without money

even sunlight is secondhand

This activity is our payback to society

We'll make all our friends healthy

You ungrateful old fool

Don't go wasting food

It cost me an arm and a leg

You go ahead and curse

With that temper of yours

you'll die of brain thrombosis one of these days

It's him

We are the Falali Group

We are here for you

It's the crook...

Who set you up

A man must be brave

and strong

But sometimes you're too tired

to stand up or sit down

You just want to be in bed goofing the day away

You want to be a pillar of strength?

An enduring sword?

I'll help you

work that night shift every night

Bravo. Great

I'm telling you, I'll give you strength...

In an instant you can

That ass

He must be so rich now

Sponsoring sporting events

Catch him

Catch him

Forget it

Even if I caught him, he'd just deny it all

It's been too long

And we've got no proof anyway

Blame it on society