Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Oh. Hello, children.

Uh... hey.

You should be at home with the door locked.

We're here for your... to see your haunted house.

But this is the most dangerous place to be.

Well, then, step inside...

at your peril.

Is this a joke?

Just remember our deal.

Perhaps you are more brave than smart.

Or perhaps you are just like me.

Perhaps you, too, have sympathy for the monster.

Oh, boy.

But beware.

Do not do what I have done.

You must never let the monster inside.

I can't do this.

Can you turn on the lights, please?

Look, man, you seem like a nice guy,

and I wanna be scared,

I really do.

But the truth is, I'm eight.

That's like 90 years old in Halloween years.

Next year, we might not even be afraid of monsters.

I don't wanna waste my time.

I'm sorry.

You're just not scary.

I'm not scary?

Come on, guys. Let's go to a real haunted house.

We had a deal, remember?

Okay. Halloween is over.

Janna and Star need to go home now.

Dad, Star lives here.

Yes, Marco.

It doesn't always have to be an argument.

Sometimes we just do what Daddy says.

Now if anybody needs me, I'll be in the shed.

He does this every year, and it makes him miserable.

Okay, so what do we do?

Oh, I got it.

Let's go to that other house down the street

and just ditch this one.

What? No.

You're missing the point.

How do we make my dad's haunted house scary?

We can always summon Hungry Larry.

Uh... who?

Oh, Hungry Larry.

You know, you summon him, he comes and haunts your house.

I hear he's a real creep.

We're not summoning...

anyone.

We're not summoning... ugh!

I can't believe I even have to have this conversation with you.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go bribe some five-year-olds.

Maybe they'll think my dad's scary.

No summoning.

Okay, it says here, "If Hungry Larry is the haunt you need",

do these actions and you'll succeed.

A lick of mustard you must bear,

"off an old takeout menu if you dare."

All right. Done.

"Then three times his name is said.

Arrive he does with scares and dread."

Hungry Larry.

Hungry Larry.

Hungry Larry.

Uh, Star Butterfly?

You summoned me.

Can I come in or what?

Star, invite him in.

Please, come on in.

Honey, I know you're probably totally humiliated

that you wrestled that blow-up doll

in front of your son and his friends,

but everyone inside loves you.

There's a bowl of candy corn for you out here on the porch.

Don't step on it.

Rafael, I can see you in the window!

So, basically, we just need the house

to be, like, super scary.

Mr. Diaz hasn't scared a single kid all night.

Actually, I don't know if he's ever scared a single kid ever.

But Janna and I are pretty handy,

so how can we help?

Larry?

Larry, whatcha doing?

Oh, you guys are still here?

We're not guys.

Cool. Can you leave?

Uh, yeah, yeah. Okay, fine.

You're working. I get it.

You guys are still here?

That guy isn't scary. He's creepy.

Bummer. I really just wanted Mr. D. to have his haunted house.

Even if you did give him a haunted house,

that wouldn't make Mr. Diaz scary.

Yeah, maybe not.

But at least it'd be something.

Should we just call it off?

You mean fire Hungry Larry?

I guess.

Oh, can I fire him?

- Go for it. - Yes!

Poor Mr. Diaz.

Star, what was that?

Uh, I think it was Janna.

Hey, did that scream come from inside of this haunted house?

Uh...

Yes. Welcome, kids,

to the Diaz House of Horror!

Star, seriously.

What is going on?

Okay, Marco, I know you said no summoning,

but we summoned, we summoned Hungry Larry.

You what?!

Oh, Chill, Marco.

Everyone's having a great time.

Can't you hear all those bloodcurdling screams?

I don't hear anything, Star.

Candy.

Uh, no duh. It's Halloween.

This is saliva.

Hungry Larry?

Where's Hungry Larry?

He's... still... hungry.

I'm still hungry.

What the... Hungry for what?

Marco!

I'm still hungry.

I'm still...

...hungry.

Oh, no, no, no.

Honey, I'm... I'm sorry.

I thought this year was going to be different.

Honey?

Kids?

Marco, Marco, Marc... oh!

Wet ceiling.

Oh!

Kids.

They're in here.

Who are you?

I'm Hungry...

I'm Hungry Larry.

I've been summoned here to haunt your home,

because you're not scary.

But where is my family?

I told you.

They're in...

...here.

- Help! - Get us out of here!

Kids!

Oh, your wife is in here, too.

Um, uh, somewhere.

She's pretty.

Oh. Thank you.

I would eat you, too,

but I'm stuffed.

So, uh, count your blessings.

I guess.

But my family is my blessings.

Oh.

What I meant to say was, get out!!

Give me back my family!

Aww!

Mr. Diaz!

You were terrifying in there.

Best Halloween ever!

Yeah, Dad, that was amazing.

It's like I always say.

Nothing more terrifying

than a man who has lost everything.

Leave this place.

How rude. Whatever.

Oh, man!

We got chewed up and spit out.

Why the sour word play, guys?