Imperfect: The Series

Don't you want to marry me?

You're asking people to get married like it's a game of PS.

Doni and I are getting married!

Haven't you done it already?

Perhaps she means to get wed.

Sorry, I'm too "exished".

Evening, Ma'am.

I'm Yoseph, I was looking for a female boarding house.

You said it's for your sister, right?

Here's my sister.

-Evening, Ma'am. -Come.

Oh, my God!

Dear Allah, have mercy on us.

There's a ghost that looks like Maria.

Dear Lord, you surprised me!

Why me? You surprised me!

What are you doing? Banging on your door this early?

Look, Pretty.

Pretty? I'm Prita!

That's what I mean.

I'm hanging this name sign, so people won't enter.

Can't you do it in the morning?

But this is in the morning, right?

Yesterday you were still in Papua.

You have to realize where we are now, Maria!

In the boarding house.

You're right.

But know the time difference between Eastern and Western Indonesian Time!

Whatever, I'm going back to bed!

-What are we doing? -Singing, Mar.

=Imperfect The Series=

Heavenly.

This is so good.

-Hello. -Come eat, Mar.

Come. "Lonsay", vegetable rice cake.

You shouldn't have. I'm not that hungry.

Hungry.

Oh, right, can I ask you something?

Why is your hair covering your face like that?

It's my hairstyle.

It's a trend in Jakarta.

What trend? You're just covering your mole!

Don't touch it, it might get bigger!

Mar, how about we reintroduce ourselves to get to know better?

Hi, I'm Prita.

I'm a pretty gamer idol.

You can call me Prita No Limit.

Damn.

This girl with covered up outfit, she's Endah.

She's a college girl, she took the Curious Major.

Marketing.

Just kidding.

She likes to watch Korean movies too.

This girl with revealing outfit,...

she's Neti, she likes to do make-up.

-Not just any make-up. -Awesome!

I'm not rhyming. I'm a professional MUAH.

Make-Up Artist High Class.

Make-up artist?

Have you ever met Prilly?

Of course. Why?

I want to have her number.

I want to ask her how to join that series, "Handsome Animal".

Sorry, Mar. No can do, "privazy".

Privacy, Net.

Well, that's American English, privacy.

This is British English.

"Privazy."

Now, it's your turn to tell your story.

I'm Maria from Papua, I came to Jakarta to find a work.

I like to eat sago porridge and drink green coconut.

So nice.

I'm the ninth child of eleven siblings.

Gosh, like kittens litter.

While we eat, I'll read you the house rules that Ms. Ratih made.

Listen. One, pay rent on the 5th every month.

Two, do not lock the gate...

and your IG account.

Three, do not bring boys here.

Or worse, doing the deed.

Doing what deed?

Playing carrom pool.

What's a carrom pool?

That game where you flick the little puck.

Seek forgiveness, Neti.

Goodness, Ndah. Did I say something wrong?

You have to flick the little puck, not suck it.

Here, read the rest of it yourself.

-Net, invite her to our WhatsApp group. -Alright.

Okay? After we eat, we will go on a room tour.

Room tour, Man!

Welcome to Ratih's Boarding House.

Clap your hands. Applause, yes.

Okay, not too much.

First I'd like to introduce this, my room!

Prita No Limit's room!

Next, this is Neti's room. Her room is so pink.

She has a lot of pictures of her and her boyfriend.

So, next time you see her laughing by herself...

just ignore her, okay? You'll find out later.

This shit place, this is my comfort zone in the world.

Because for me, this is most comfortable place to take number two.

What's number two?

Poop. But it's not a sitting toilet.

So, we do squatting style.

This is the shower made by Prita No Limit, damn!

Look. Awesome, right? I made it myself using mineral water bottle.

A shower is... What do you call it in the village?

Sprinkler.

-Sprinkler? -Yes.

So, yesterday I passed by the Shower Statue.

What do you mean?

That statue at downtown.

Brother Yoseph said we passed by Sprinkler Statue.

Shower Statue, am I right?

Up to you, Mar. Just watch me demonstrate.

It's slow, but... Yes!

So amazing.

-So much water in the city. -Yes.

So much different compared to my village.

So different. Enough, you'll catch a cold. Let's turn it off.

Maria, you have a guest! Are you coming or not?

Yes, Ma'am!

Don't shout when you speak in here!

That's not polite. Keep it down.

I need to wash my body. Go meet your guest.

Neti!

Why did you put your bra here? It's surrounded by flies, you fool!

Just trust your brother.

My friend, Roy. The one whose mouth I always punch.

-Which one? -He has this steam carwash business.

He said tomorrow you can start working for him.

-You're a great brother. -Right?

But what's a steam carwash?

-You don't know a steam carwash is? -No.

-Just Goggle it. -Fine.

Just to make sure. I know, but I just want to make sure.

Just search steam.

S-T-I-M.

S-T-I-M, like this?

What is it?

School of Advanced Scientific Management.

School? You want me to clean a whole school?

-It's a school building? -Yes.

-Dear God! -What do you mean?

Are you telling my sister to clean a whole school?

You think she is...

It's not "STIM", but "steam".

-What do you mean? -I mean we spelled it wrong.

Search it again.

S-T...

-A-M. -"Stam?"

S-T-E-A-M, "steam".

S-T-E-A-M, like this?

-Yeah, what is it? A car wash. -This is the one.

-This is the real one. -Lots of water.

-Nice, huh? -Yeah.

Now try "stum".

"Stum"? What's that?

Just search it. Maybe we'll find something better.

-Nothing. "Steam". -I guess "steam" is right.

Baby, we're going to Japan by the end of this month, right?

Of course we will, Babe.

-What a tramp! -Calm down, Girl.

I can't. What if she takes him from me?

No way. Extras usually try to date famous celebrity.

It's called "Pansos"!

Climbing the social ladder!

-You're missing an S. -Social ladders!

For 150 years I've been working in make-up business,...

That's a long time.

I've never seen an extra dating another extra.

Unless they have to.

-Hey, don't be tough. -Rough!

-That's what I mean. -But it's nice, rough on the bed.

But believe him. Cahyo here is a seasoned make-up artist.

You know Deddy Mizwar?

He did his make-up.

-Spongebob. -I colored him yellow.

You know Dora's fringe? He styled it.

I didn't.

Cut! Devi and Doni, you're done for now.

-Doni is coming. In a moment. -Doni.

-Honey. -Baby.

Honey, this is Devi. Let me introduce you to my girlfriend, Neti.

Hi.

Devi, celebrity.

Neti, Don Don's future wife.

Disgusting.

Honey, Devi will have a morning filming tomorrow.

And the location is near your boarding house.

Can she stay at your place for tonight?

Not you?

-Maybe tomorrow. Yes. -Promise?

You can stay tonight, but not tomorrow.

It's Don Don's turn.

Thank you very much.

Gosh, what about tomorrow's work?

Why aren't you sleeping yet? Are you amnesiac?

-It's imnosia. -No, it's insomnia.