The Amazing World of Gumball

Did anyone order anything? Nah.

This was the credit-card company's answer

when I asked if I can order things online.

It's been like that for three days.

I think they're working in shifts.

Well, it was delivered to our door, so...

Uh... uh...

Opening other people's mail is a crime!

Oh, why is there always a law against everything I want to do?

Because the last thing you wanted to do

was to move into the supermarket so you could eat for free.

Uh, if the food enters your body and exits it

while still in the supermarket, it's technically not stealing.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

Come on! Am I the only one who wants to open the box?

Opening other people's mail is like staring at the sun...

The more people tell you you shouldn't do it,

the more you just gotta.

Richard, we're over here.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Now, kids, there's plenty of fun things we could do

to take our mind off opening the box.

Just think outside the box.

Play some music on the boom box,

maybe go watch a boxing match,

or just open the box, the box... open the box!

Wait. I think know what it is.

It's a teleportation gun.

How could you possibly know

what a fictional object sounds like?

Uh, what does a laser sword sound like?

Pshew!

Wah-wah. Pshew!

Hwoosh!

Case closed. Box open.

We're not opening it. Oh, come on.

Think about how this could benefit society and enrich our lives...

Gumball, I told you to take out the garbage.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this.

Speak for yourself.

Hi, Mom.

What are you doing?

I just found a way to avoid walking.

Are you sure that thing is safe?

I think so. What makes you say that?

Uh, probably that weird thing on your nose.

It seems teleportation is dangerously affecting your DNA.

So you're saying I'm getting superpowers?

No.

That's a rather specific interpretation

of what I just said.

But you're not saying that I won't?

Indeed.

But I would say there is a 99.9% chance

you will turn into a cyst-like pile of flesh

with tongues where there shouldn't be tongues.

Oh. Uh, right.

I... I understand.

Good. Finally.

So you're saying there's a 0.01% chance

that I could get superpowers?!

No, no, no, no!

Hey, dude... whoa!

Looks like you've been teleporting...

a lot.

Whoa. What's that?!

I've been trying to get superpowers.

I wanted to fly, so I took a bird through the portal.

But instead, now I can lay eggs.

Then I tried to get invisibility,

so I took a chameleon through.

And now I can lay chameleon eggs.

And then I tried to get super jump,

so I took a frog through, and...

Now you can lay...

Uh, yeah. So, uh, I decided to take something

that couldn't lay eggs,

and ta-da!

Ah, a laser pointer. Did it work?

Sure did.

Check this out.

Laser vision!

Oh, great.

Now I can see exactly where you're looking.

But maybe you should focus some of your efforts

on the aesthetic side of superheroes.

You know, maybe look a little less like...

...that.

You're right.

I need to merge with something that looks super cool.

Okay, wait a minute.

I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking...

Please do.

Are you gonna finish that fictional food that's on your plate?

What?! No!

Why did you choose to merge with a cockroach?

Just imagine what I could do

with the powers of a nuclear-resistant parasite!

Repel girls even more?

Oh, I still don't know what it is.

But I know what I wish it was...

Whoo!

We're rich!

We never have to worry about the end of the month again!

I could get a submarine to school every day!

But there's no water between here and school.

We'll buy some. Exactly!

I can finally call myself "retired" instead of unemployed!

Come on, let's go.

Mom, where are you taking us?

You see, such a large amount of cash

is bound to belong to somebody shady,

and it's very likely that...

...they'll send someone to retrieve it.

Wait! So now we're on the run from a hit man?!

Exactly.

So now we have to live every day like it's our last?!

Yes. But isn't that a good philosophy to have?

Carpe diem!

Run!

I think I know how he's tracking us.

I'm sorry. I'm just so scared.