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943-66-2291. Pension Services, please.

Thank you, Mr. Moses, please hold for your representative.

Hi, this is Sarah.

It's Frank Moses.

Hey. Frank. What's going on?

Not much.

I just called because they didn't send that check out again.

Oh. I can't believe they haven't worked this out by now.

I'll make sure they send another one out today.

I'm so sorry.

Well, what are you gonna do?

So how's your avocado?

It's got two green leaves on it.

Yay!

I told you, you could grow something.

Well, it was pretty close. It was life or death.

I'm not kidding. It could have gone either way.

How's your day going?

My day? My day sucks.

Your day sucks?

Yeah.

Right now I just want to travel.

I'm thinking Chile. Sounds like an adventure. I don't know.

You ever been to Chile?

Yeah.

You have? What's it like?

Mountains.

That's it?

Well, it was night, I…

It was…

Look, I gotta go.

Okay. Sure.

No, sorry, it's just Gladys.

What?

«It was night.»

Hi, Mr. Moses!

Hi.

Did you start that new book? – I did.

And, what's it called?

It's called Love's Savage Secret .

Nice.

Is it any good?

It's terrible. I love it. It's awful.

It's about this fashion designer

and his supermodel girlfriend, and they get recruited

by the CIA to stop an assassination at the Milan spring shows.

Well, who doesn't like Milan in the spring?

I guess.

Anyway, I gotta do something for excitement.

My landlady keeps trying to set me up with her bridge partners' kids.

She just told me she thinks I'm gay.

I try not to judge.

What? Shut up! I'm not gay.

So here's something weird.

I'm actually gonna be in Kansas City next week.

In person?

Mmm-hmm.

Wow. That could be a bad idea.

It could be.

You still there?

Yeah. Yeah.

Why don't you call me when you get to town?

Or… Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

Okay, bye.

Okay.

All right.

Come in, Unit One.

Come in, Unit One.

Unit One, respond.

Don't you know I got to find me a home

Right now in your heart

I'll travel over miles…

Hey, aren't you going to invite me in?

No, I don't think so.

But I bought you dinner!

Wow.

Wow! Wow!

And you live with your mother.

Awesome.

Yeah, of course. You have no job.

You, mister, are not getting any of this.

Hey.

It's me. Frank.

The avocado?

Why are you here? Get out of my house!

– Hey! – I told you to call first.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

Would you just listen to me? Please? Stop that!

Get back. Go away. Stay away from me!

Is that my bag?

Yeah.

You packed it?

Yes.

Did you vacuum?

A little, yeah, it was messy.

Get back. Get out!

Please. We have to leave. Right now. Stop it.

– Help! Help! – Hey! Just listen to me, please!

– Someone is trying to kill me. – Help!

– What are you doing? Listen to me! – Intruder!

– Help! – They've been trying to kill you, too.

Why would anyone want to kill me?

Because we've been under surveillance.

They've been listening to our conversations.

Why?

Because of the way I talk to you.

What?

They know I like you.

Listen to me. Right now. Out the back door.

No way! No!

Don't get me wrong, I know it's crazy.

Don't think that

I don't think this is crazy.

And it (SIGHS)

couldn't be more different than how I'd hoped to meet you for the first time.

But sometimes things happen.

And I just hope that someday you and I could be

sitting somewhere, comfortably

and look back on this as the great, big adventure that it is.

I'm a little hungry, too. What should we get?

Pizza.

Listen, hon.

Yeah, lots of boys get bullied at school.

I know, but you can't solve it by intervening like that.

No, I don't agree with you.

I know, it's hard.

I'll talk to him about it when I get home.

Mmm-hmm.

No, I should be on time tonight.

Milk, two percent? Okay, love you, bye.

Listen. I can make you rich.

Don't you know who I am?

Of course, I do.

This is off the books. Total blackout.

Yes, ma'am.

There's your target.

Retired analyst.

He was CIA.

Is that a problem?

No.

The spark in your eye sets my soul on fire

Your voice is like a angel above

The touch of your hand, woman Drives me insane

But, baby, I want to be loved

Sorry.

Wow. If you let me go now, I won't press charges.

– There's no hard feelings. – We're way past charges.

How do I always attract losers like you?

I was in the CIA.

Yeah, I bet you were. I'll bet you're a spy.

I have to go see someone now…

You're just gonna make me sit here? Like this?

You couldn't be safer. No one knows where you are.

Oh, no. Don't do it.

– Just hold still. – Don't please. I don't want it.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Your eyes are so beautiful.

Want to watch TV?

Be back soon.

Is that thing acting up again?

Oh, hi, Marna, yeah.

Give it a rap, will ya? See if you could get it going for me.

Of course.

I don't know why you don't fix this old thing.

Better picture.

– Try a little bit more to the left. – Okay.

Yeah.

That's just perfect.

Thank you very much, Marna.

Unbelievable.

Should be ashamed of yourself.

It's nice to see you, kid.

It's good to see you, too.

So what's up?

Met a girl.

No.

Complicated.

Got a visit from a wet team.

At my house, 24 hours ago.

Did you ID any of them?

Kinda.

This used to be a gentleman's game.

And you know I love you. Bye.

Independent South African hit team

suspected of killing a New York Times reporter.

Stephanie Chan. You know her?

No.

Somebody has a serious hard-on for you, kid.

Yeah.

But why now? I'm retired.

Just have to dig some more.

Watch your back, too.

I'm 80 years old, I got stage 4 liver cancer.

– What the hell can they do to me? – They can still shoot you.

Well…

I never thought this would happen to me.

What?