Teen Titans Go! To the Movies

Hey!

And if we just, like, download it,

it would be a lot easier than if you stream it.

You know? That's what I've learned.

What's going on?

Wakey-wakey!

It is I, the inflated destroyer,

Balloon Man!

Time to inflate my bank account.

Hello.

Ahh!

Titans, go!

Oh, yeah! Scabadoosh!

Booyah!

Ha-ha! Who wants a balloon animal?

Kitties!

Oh.

Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.

I'mma pop you, fool!

Oh!

He farted!

That wasn't a fart. That was just air leaving my butt.

Which is a fart.

You guys are awfully immature for the Justice League.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, do we look like the Justice League to you?

I don't know.

I thought you were maybe some of the lesser-known members.

Man, we ain't no Justice League.

I recognize you now.

You are the Guardians of the Galaxy!

Uh, that's a different superhero universe.

I am the insulted.

All right, all right. Then who are you?

Yo, Cy. This guy don't know who we is.

Oh, really? Then I think it's time we tell him.

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go.

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, go, go, go, go.

T-double-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S.

We the real heroes Takin' down the big menace.

Teen Titan flows - Teen Titan knows.

Where there's real trouble, baby Teen Titans go.

Go, Teen Titans, go Go, Teen Titans, go.

Ah, morons.

Beast Boy I can turn straight up into an animal.

- Animal? - Animal?

Yes, any animal.

Boom, pow Yeah, I'm a kitten now.

- Oh! - Check out my kitten meow.

The star, the fire The live, the wire.

The alien princess in my alien attire.

The energy blasts The supersonic speed.

Is she down with the Titans?

Oh, the yes indeed.

Booyah, booyah Go my cannon blaster.

Cyborg, whoo baby Mr. High Tech Master.

What, what, what?

Mr. Meatball Disaster.

- What, what, what? - Mr. Boom Boom Blaster.

Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans.

Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans.

Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans.

Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans.

Boom with the smoke bombs and birdarangs.

Bow staff hittin' steady Doin' my thang.

Robin, Robin, the leader Robin, Robin, in charge.

Show 'em your baby hands!

No Robin, Robin's are large.

Nah, but for real, man. Those some super-small baby hands.

No, they're not. Whatever. Just keep going, just keep going!

Go, Teen Titans, go.

Raven is here to drop it On you even harder.

There's no darker than me I'm as dark as can be.

Check it Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

Teleportin', magical powers We adios.

Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans.

Teen Teen Titans, the Titans The Teen Titans.

Teen Titans Go!

Oh, yeah! We are so tough!

Sorry, Justice League. You're too late.

Our song was so sick, it took down Balloon Man.

Sure it did.

Since you came all this way, you guys wanna hang?

Yeah, well, we'd love to,

but we gotta get to Batman's movie premiere.

It's always been my dream to have my own movie.

Well, it is important to have dreams, I guess.

What do you mean by that?

Well, you know, they only make movies about real heroes.

I am a real hero. I even have my own superhero team.

You guys are goofsters.

You know, with the farts.

Always cracking your jokes.

You mean people think we're jokes?

Why do you think there's never been a movie made about you?

Well, has there been a movie about you?

So many. And more to come.

It took a while, but yeah, I have my own now.

There was a Green Lantern movie. But we don't talk about that.

Problem is, you guys are never actually doing anything heroic.

Man, please. That ain't true.

What about that time we discovered that sweet diner?

And they had that food?

Oh, yes. It was most delicious.

That wasn't even a crime and you didn't save anything.

This guy thinks we didn't save anything.

We saved room for dessert!

Oh, right in your face!

Titans, if you keep playing the fool,

you'll never be seen as real heroes.

Only as jokes.

- Got him! - Somebody save me.

Anyway, we gotta get going. Ta-ta!

Is it true?

Are we not the real heroes?

Of course we are. We just took down Balloon Man.

I believe we have a premiere to attend.

Teen Titans go to the movies!

Batman! Batman!

Superman, over here!

Supergirl, who are you wearing tonight?

Plastic Man.

Hey, John, how are you?

- Over here! - Show us the bracelets!

Oops, my bad.

The Atom has arrived. Thank you!

Behold...

Behold, Titans!

This is every superhero's dream,

to have your own movie!

This burrito is my dream.

Titans, are you ready to walk the red carpet?

- Yeah! - I'm ready.

Let's go in!

Hold it.

This premiere is for superheroes only. Who are you?

Who are we?

Who are we?

This fool don't know who's we is.

Perhaps this will remind you?

Teen Teen Titans The Titans, the Teen Titans.

Stop! You're not on the list.

But we're superheroes.

Hello.

We're the Challengers of the Unknown.

We're here for the motion picture.

"Challengers, Challengers." Oh! Right this way.

The Challengers of the Unknown are on the list?

That is the obscure.

No one knows them! They's unknown!

It's in the name. "Unknown." It's in the name!

Man! How's we supposed to get in now?

I do have the ability to open portals to any feasible location.

That's right. I always forget about that.

Portal it is!

Oh, man. There's no seats.

What about those?

I can hardly wait for the motion picture to begin.

But that's where the Challengers of the Unknown are sitting.

Dude, no one's gonna miss them.

Yeah! They's unknown!

Exactly.

Challengers, we seem to be drifting in a void of complete darkness.

Nothing waits for us here but madness. Madness!

Super-ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together

for the biggest superhero movie director in the world,

Jade Wilson!

Whoo!

All right!

Who's ready to watch a Batman movie?

Give it up for the Bat himself.

No, you deserve it.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do.

You know who else deserves it? All of you!

It doesn't matter how obscure you are.

You're all getting a movie!

You want a little sneak peek?

Coming this summer.

From the shadows of Batman...

It's happening?

Emerges a hero.

They're finally going to make a movie about me!

Alfred The Movie.

The ultimate grime fighter.

When the dust settles,

only one man will be left dusting.

Coming broom.

Ooh!

Don't worry, brah.

If Alfred got a movie, you must be next.

Huh, right. My movie must be slated for next summer.

Coming next summer.

A new hero will light up the night.

Please be me! Please be me! Please be me! Please be me!

It's the car.

Oh, they did the car before you, bro.

This is ridiculous!

Batmobile The Movie.

Coming vroom.

- That actually does look pretty good. - I'd go see it.

I do love the Batman's automobile.