Young & Hungry

I can't believe we're riding in the elevator

as boyfriend and girlfriend for the first time!

I can't believe we're in your penthouse as boyfriend and girlfriend

for the first time!

I can't believe we just had sex in your bed as boyfriend and girlfriend

for the first time!

And on the floor and on the dresser.

You know, I... I thought punch card sex was amazing,

"I love you" sex? Off the charts.

Hey, uh... can you say those three little words again?

Yeah. Off the charts.

No... Yeah. The other three words?

- I love you. - I love you, too.

Hey, you know what I'm thinkin'?

- You're starving? - Yes!

Oh my God, I can't believe I just read your mind for the first time

as boyfriend, girlfriend!

Gabi...

You know what? I just read you mind again,

and I'm gonna stop with the first-time stuff.

Hey, so, um... do I make you breakfast as your chef,

or as your girlfriend?

Won't the eggs taste the same?

I don't know, I mean, it's kind of weird.

We're a couple, but I work for you.

I mean, what's to stop you from comin' up behind me

when I'm workin' and grabbin' me?

Nothing!

That's the point. I mean, it's kind of unprofessional.

Oh, hey, hey, wait a minute.

What about, when I'm wearing my apron, I'm your chef,

and when I'm not, I'm your girlfriend?

But what will you be when you're wearing nothing?

Late for work.

Yolanda, we have to talk.

Alan and I spent the entire weekend in bed,

plowing through Downton Abbey.

Is that where you put one leg on the headboard...

No!

No, the TV show.

We're exactly like the people in Downton Abbey.

They have upstairs people, like Josh,

and downstairs people, like us.

But when one of the downstairs people, the chauffeur,

married an upstairs person, he got all the power.

What are you saying?

The chauffeur is Gabi! The chauffeur is Gabi!

She has all the power now.

Don't you see? She's "Downton Gabi."

That was clever.

Baby, even if Gabi has the power,

She's not gonna do nothin' to me. She loves me.

Ooh, I see your problem.

Gabi's gonna get you fired.

That's what I'm afraid of!

I rue the day she started working here, that little...

Milady!

Did you just come from a Vogue photo shoot?

Uh, okay, what's wrong with my outfit?

I think, the question is,

what's right with it?

And the answer is...

everything!

Okay, Elliot, what's going on with you?

Are you on Ecstasy?

He's just been watchin' too much TV, sister.

Sister? Since when do you call me sister?

Oh... since you feel like family, and family never fires each other.

What?

Ooh, gotta go.

I got laundry to not do.

Wait! You're not gonna tell Josh I said that, are you?

- No, of course not. - Oh. Well, I'm off to the laundry room.

To not drink.

Uh, you're not gonna tell Josh I winked, right?

- Sorry, sister. - Milady.

Okay. What is going on around here?

That's a good one.

You're hilarious!

Okay, something very strange is going on with Elliot and Yolanda.

I think they're kind of freaking out

because you and I are together.

What? No. We've been together before.

Yeah, but it's different this time. I mean,

we're in an actual relationship, and since I'm sleeping here,

that makes them see me as the lady of the house.

Gabi, that's ridiculous.

Elliot called me "Milady."

Okay, I'll talk to them.

No, don't talk to 'em, then they'll just know that I told on 'em.

Actually, I have a better idea.

Why don't you just start sleepin' over at my place?

Done.

We're such a good couple.

Couple of lovebugs, ha! I immediately regret saying that.

Please still have sex with me.

Oh my God. Gabi, wow.

So, um, I know you're making these biscuits for Josh,

you're gonna tell me that I can't eat any,

but, uh, too late!

That's okay, I'm not mad.

You wanna know why? 'Cause Josh and I are gonna eat these,

then we're gonna have sex, then we're gonna fall asleep,

and then we're gonna have sex again, then we're gonna fall asleep.

Guess what we're doing in the morning?

- Have sex again? - Yeah!

And then, we're gonna go to this new bakery, the Rolling Scone.

I'll order a raisin, but they'll accidentally give me a blueberry,

and then Josh will switch with me because he's so sweet, oh my God,

I am so happy, Sofia!

Who isn't?

Uh, Gabi, quick question.

Um, is Josh sleeping here gonna be like

a every night thing now?

Oh, no, not every night, just until, you know, Elliot and Yolanda

get used to me and Josh's new situation.

Okay, but what about my situation?

I mean, what if I want to bring my boyfriend over?

Oh my God, you got a boyfriend?

I said "if."

Hey, Sofia! How you doin'?

Oh, yeah. Don't act like you don't want me to leave. I'm leaving.

Who said I wanted you to leave?

Thank God she's gone.

- Hey, girlfriend. - Hey, boyfriend.

Hey, uh, I brought something special for my first night here.

What is it?

Shwah!

Oh my God, that's so cute.

It'll be the first time you brush your teeth here.

Yeah. Right after the first time I shower here.

Hope you don't mind.

The showers at the Crossfit Gym are... kinda gross.

Oh, hey, Josh, if we're out of TP, I've got some coffee filters.

Uh, that's... that's uh, good, that's okay.

There's... already some in here.

It's okay.

It's okay.

She's got a lot of really good qualities.

I'm just gonna... gonna take a quick shower.

Everything's gonna be fine, it's gonna be fine.

Oh, and Josh, when you turn on the shower,

don't let the brown water freak you out.

Just be patient, it goes away.

That's great to know!

Okay, definitely not taking a shower.

Oh, thank God, a Wet-Nap.

Not a Wet-Nap. It's sticky, it has hair on it!

Oh my God, it's a wax strip!

Oh... Okay, you know what?

I'm brushin' my teeth.

Brushin' my teeth. She's gotta have toothpaste in here.

I'm not touching you.

Did I tell you how happy I am to be spending the night with you?

Aww!

Hey, that was a really quick shower.

Yeah, couldn't wait to get the hell out of there.

To be with you.

Aww.

Hey, uh... you know what I was thinking?

That we should go to a hotel?

Uh, I was thinking...

that we should do it on the counter.

Oh. Uh, that is, uh... dirty.

Hell, yeah, it is.

- Yeah, right. - Oh!

Hey!

Where, uh... Where are we goin'?

Anywhere but the counter.

Oh... how about we do it in the shower?

How about we do it on the counter?

How can you not be hot?

Oh, come on.

Hey, Gabi!

Okay, so... about last night...

No. Apron!

Remember, when I'm wearing my apron, I'm only your chef,

so we can't talk about it.

Fine, we won't talk about it.

How can we not talk about it?

I mean, it was our first full night together

at my apartment, and I woke up in the morning

and you weren't there.

- Can I please explain? - No, you don't have to explain.

I know what's going on, I... I mean, we spent four nights together in Aspen,

and then we came back here, and we spent another night at your place,

and you're feeling smothered.

No! No! No!

Gabi, I had... I had a business call. At 7:00 a.m.

That's why I left early.

Oh, really? 'Cause I woke up at four, and you weren't there.

Yes... because the call was in New York.

And... and they're three hours ahead.

They are?

Believe me, if I didn't have that call, I

could've stayed in bed with you all day.

Aww...

- So are we good? - Yes. We're very good.

- Okay. So I'll see you tonight? - Here?

Oh. No, silly, my place.