The Big Trip (Большое путешествие)

What a beautiful day,

my little friend.

Congratulations.

Becoming my meal is a great honor for you.

Well, are you up to your old tricks again?

You just refuse to listen, even though I warned you.

Fine! Let's do it the hard way, then.

Take it easy, friend. Let's talk like civilized animals.

Give me those monkeys. They're mine.

Mm-mmm. Not convinced.

Just you wait, beefcake.

My memory is longer than my tail,

and you will be sorry...

very soon.

- Hmm. - What is going on?

Come on. We've got lots of work to do.

Yes, dear. Right away, dear. I'll be right there.

We have a bit of fun with the guys here.

Just like old times.

Huh?

What?

Huh?

Ah. Phew!

I'm glad it was just a dream. Huh?

"Today you will witness a rocket being launched for the moon

carrying this forest's first space traveler, Oscar the hare."

What? Oscar?

I don't like you. I don't like you.

I'm so cool. I'm cool.

Mr. Mic-Mic? Mr. Mic-Mic?

Good morning. Are you coming to see the rocket launch?

Absolutely not, and you should do the same.

Ugh! There's nothing to see there.

All right. Suit yourself.

Have a good day.

Don't leave.

Hey there, Mic-Mic. Are you coming to watch the rocket launch?

No, Houston! We don't want a problem.

But it's not nonsense. Your friend Oscar's going to the moon.

Oscar's not my friend, dude.

Okay, I see. No more questions.

So you're not comin'?

No!

Why didn't you just say so? What's up with all the yelling?

Gosh. Sometimes you just need to chill out.

Oh, what the...

Who's there?

I'm there.

And where is there?

Well, I thought I was home, where I had privacy.

Ah! Mic-Mic, it's you, huh?

I heard they're launching a rocket to the moon.

I can't see a thing, but I had a brilliant idea.

Why don't you come along and tell me everything that's happening all around?

Come on! Do you really believe he's going on that flight?

A kite?

No, he's not using a kite. He's using a rocket.

I don't care if he flies in his own pocket,

'cause I'm... not... going.

Why crowing?

There's no crowing.

I'm talking about your friend Oscar who's going to the moon.

Oscar's not my friend.

He's not!

I don't need friends.

Got it, Stevie?

I got it, I got it. I'm glad you're coming.

I'll be on my way. You catch up.

See you at the launchpad.

♪ On the road again... ♪ Aah!

Huh? Uh...

Huh?

My friends, today is definitely the day.

The moon is within our reach.

That's one small step for a...

...a hare,

yet one giant leap for the whole animal kingdom.

Hey, have you guys seen Mic-Mic?

Uh-uh.

He said he's not coming.

Yeah, not a chance.

Well, haters gonna hate.

I will not let them win.

I will prove to him... I mean them... I mean everyone!

Huh.

Oops. I forgot the fuel.

It happens.

Come on.

We got a liftoff!

Houston, we have got a problem.

Yeah, we most certainly do.

Did you just say a serpent flew too?

No, no, I'm sure Oscar's flying that rocket all by himself.

Goodbye, Oscar.

Goodbye, friend.

Have a safe journey.

My busy bees.

Hmm.

Huh?

Hey!

Oops.

Huh?

Mm!

Holy goats!

Time to get out of here.

Get out of here! Right now?

Yes, right now.

- Come on, boy. Come on, boy. - Watch the ears! Watch the ears!

Whoa.

Wild Beak 2, do you copy? How's the weather over Paris?

It's okay. The sky is clear.

But we expect a little rain today. How about you?

I'm flying to India. Hope to avoid turbulence when I fly over Mumbai.

Stop the chatter, boys.

Keep this channel clear. Good luck to everyone.

Wow. Look, guys, it's Carl.

I cannot believe they've hired him back.

I guess the management's really desperate.

He's on probation for now.

What poor animal are you delivering this time, Carl?

He's got a baby panda.

- Great. - Don't mess it up, Carl.

Like when you delivered a baby zebra to a horse couple.

Hmm?

Mm-mm-mm!

- It was fun. - It was fun.

Don't try to take that baby to a bear, Carl.

Don't you worry.

It's okay, little baby. Everything's under control.

Wait. I'm totally confused.

Who is this baby for, pandas or bears?

Huh?

Right, I remember. Of course it was bears.

There's no doubt about it.

Two words for you, Oscar: long-eared rocketman.

Listen. I understand you're probably upset.

Who's upset? I'm upset?

- Yeah. - No!

I'm furious!

I'm very sorry, Mic-Mic,

but it's your own fault, you know.

You set up those beehives in the wrong order, and...

That's why they fell down.

All you had to do is set them up the right way.

Then even a dozen bunnies crashing down from the skies couldn't break 'em.

Are you insane, rocket-hare?

Why on earth do you tell everybody that we are friends?

You are not friends with me, Oscar.

You're nothing but a pathetic loser who's always getting us into trouble.

Nothing good ever comes out of your mischief, absolutely nothing.

What are you talking about?

You kept saying the rocket would never fly, but it did.

Your stupid rocket flew so well, it turned my favorite boat into Swiss cheese.

All my beehives are ruined.

And you nearly killed me!

But I didn't, right?

Yeah.

But remember how you decided to dam the river and my house got flooded?

I... I just wanted to make a lake and raise trout.

And then you decided to drill a hole in my garden to pump oil.

Remember that, fluff-head?

And out came a fountain of boiling hot water!

And then a b-b-beautiful coconut tree grew in its place.

Except I don't even like coconuts.

I'm sorry, I really couldn't hear you. Can you repeat what you just said?

Yes, I said, "Get out."

Okay, you're absolutely right, but I swear, things will be different now.

I thought it all through. Do you believe me?

I can help if you want.

Collect the harvest, bring the bees back...

Forget the bees. I'll make the honey myself.

Who needs bees?

No way. Go home.

Thing is, my house is kinda blown to pieces,

or "turned to dust," I'd say.

Can I stay at your place for a while? Huh?

So this is why you're calling yourself my friend.

No, I didn't mean it like that.

Look, we make perfect partners, you and I.

A "superhare" like me always needs a "superbear" like you.

Together, we'll be like Batman and Robin.

- Like D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers. - Yeah? Yeah, yeah?

Like Bonnie and Clyde. Like, like...

Dolce and Gabbana.

Huh? No way.

I don't wanna be like Dolce and Gabbana with you.

Yeah, well, what about the Three Musketeers?

Forget about it!

We'll be famous in no time.

Oh, the places we'll go. We'll be on our way up.

We'll be seeing great sights. We'll rock the world.

No!

Oh, come on. You know you want to.

Hmm?

- Hmm? - Huh?

"Baby panda." Mic-Mic, why did you order this?

I didn't.

Oscar, do something. I'm begging you.

I cannot stand when babies cry. It drives me nuts.

He's just hungry. I heard babies cry when they want something to eat.