Mr. Suave

Let us all stand. Place our right hand...

on the chest of the person next to us.

Let us wear our mustache.

And let us all sing the anthem of all suave men.

Are you looking at the sky?

It seems that you're looking far beyond

My only wish is to make you smile

This is my affection

My love has been tested

You're the only one in this world for me

Hear my heart beat

Come and join me

I am Mr. Suave

Ooh...

I'm a girl magnet

Day and night

Yes, I am Mr. Suave

Oohh...

My dashing moves

Leave them awestruck

And if I need to make you happy

Don't hesitate to call me

My suave mustache

can tickle you.

I am Mr. Suave

Oohh...

I'm a girl magnet

Day and night

Yes, I am Mr. Suave

Oohh...

My dashing moves

Leave them awestruck

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Rico. I want to buy some of your shrimps.

- I'll get two kilos. - Give me the big ones!

Please. Could you attend to my order first?

- Shrimps. - They look so fresh!

Add some more for me. Rico!

Because you have a gorgeous smile. you'll have two shrimps free.

Thank you.

Because you're a sexy pregnant lady...

- You'll have one free shrimp. - Lucky you!

Thank you!

Here's my payment.

- Me too! Here's my payment. - I got it! Two kilos. One moment please!

- Thanks Rico. - Thanks to you too.

Hi Rico!

- I'll buy it all. - Really?

- Your shrimps are very tasty. - Let me buy it all.

Keep it cool girls!

I'll divide these for both of you to make it fair.

- Okay. - Here it is!

They say your shrimps are great when served raw.

- I guess they are. - Keep the change.

Here's mine. Please keep the change.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

Hi. Rico. How's your shrimp business?

It's doing quite fine. Mr. Tea.

- You're lucky. - How about yours?

My congee business is turning bad. Almost everyone eats here for free.

Rico. Take a break first. Have a cigarette.

Sorry. I quit smoking.

I don't want my body to end up like yours.

I'm happy we're together again here in my eatery.

You've all grown up! I've missed you all.

We need to get into this theater tour in Japan.

Even if we need to qualify just as bit players.

I suggest that we trim our expectations.

No. This is my only way to get to Japan.

They better pick me or else...

Miss Venus Marte?

'Tis but thy name. that is my enemy.

Thou are thyself. thou not a Montagwe.

- Montague! - Montague.

What's Montague?

It is nor hand. nor foot. Nor arm...

- Nor face... - Okay!

That's enough. Thank you.

What do you mean? Did I pass the audition or not?

You're reading the script and yet you couldn't deliver well.

We'll call you Ms. Marte.

How arrogant of you!

Don't you know that it's so hard to read this junk?

Hey you! Tell your scriptwriter that his script stinks!

Rico. Why are you so attractive to women?

Better share us this talent of yours.

I don't have disease.

Not disease! Share your talent with us.

- Do you really want to know my secret? - Yes. Share them with us. Please.

- Yes. Your secret. - Share your secret! Come on!

- Promise? - Promise!

Okay. Move closer.

First. this thing should be removed.

- Amboy! Remove this. - Yes. Sir.

Thanks. Amboy.

Second. If you happen to see a girl who's alone. Approach her.

But you should arm yourself with your own pick-up line.

- Pick up? - What's a pick up line?

- How do you make one? - For example...

Hi! Do you come here often?

No.

- Well. That's one. - One what?

One thing we have in common.

- By the way. I'm Rico. - I'm Scarlet.

- It's nice meeting you. - One orange juice. Please.

- Angel? - No.

Oh. I'm sorry. I thought you're an angel.

Because you look like one.

You should be a gentleman.

Excuse me. Miss. Can I help you?

Sure. Thanks.

There's more.

Aren't you a house thief?

- No. I'm not. - Are you sure?

Thank you very much.

No problem.

Fourth. you must have...

a suave look.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Get ready later!

- We will have a suave men's night. - Suave men's night!

Let's meet at the meeting place later.

You know where it is. Right?

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Hey hey hey hey hey hey!

Let's go forth and multiply.

The things to remember when courting a girl is...

You need to court her whole family.

- Good evening. Sir Rico! - Good evening.

- Hey! - For you

- Thanks! - You're welcome.

Hey Boris!

Including the family pet.

- Hello. - Good evening. Sir Rico!

- Congee for you. - Wow! Is this my favorite congee?

- Yes. - Thank you very much.

Please come inside. Ma'am has been waiting for you.

That's right. The housemaid. Too.

Rico!

- For you. - A robot toy again?

Thanks.

Wait. I'll just call my mom.

- Mom! - Okay.

Of course. You should also court the girl's sibling.

But the most important of all is her mother.

Hi!

- For you. - What's that?

- Your favorite. - Really?

Let me see. Steamed shrimps?

- Yes. - It's my favorite indeed!

I'll just bring this to the kitchen. Feel at home. Okay?

- Sure. - Okay.

Hi. Rico.

Did I keep you waiting?

I'm sorry.

It's okay. You are worth waiting for.

You're so sweet.

- For me? - For you.

Thank you so much. Come on. Let's go.

Hi! Hello!

Do you come here often or after one?

What?

Because you're special...

I'll give you this special congee.

Moron! How could you give congee to a congee-vendor?

Go to hell!

Good evening. Sir.

For you.

Do you think I'm a dog. Huh?

For you.

Not again!

Leave me alone!

Good evening. Mom.

Don't call me Mom because I don't know you.

I'm just fetching your daughter. Joan.

And why?

By the way Mom. I brought something for you.

Marlboro cigarettes. This brand is rare nowadays.

Oh my God! How horrible!

So you're the one who taught my daughter how to smoke.