How to Become a Cult Leader

I know your fears.

I see through your minds.

- Do you have feelings about it? - Feelings?

All my feelings are good.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done.

Remember, if you want to be liked instantly, do as a puppy does.

Become genuinely interested in other people and show it.

TRUTH PARTY

Well, hi.

This is a free country,

and no one has the right to take away my constitutional rights.

His so-called power, it only lies in his happiness.

That's what attracts people, is he's completely happy.

Warm. Glowing.

Generally he dances, he sings.

He looks beautiful, he looks happy, and this draws a lot of people,

just like people are drawn to little babies.

Help! Save me!

I noticed that X on your forehead. How it was there?

- Wasn't that pain... - First we cut them, then...

They weren't leaving a scar, so she... No, it wasn't painful.

With a knife?

At first, then we burned them in with a screwdriver.