The Irresistible Piggies (豬扒大聯盟)

Shave her hair first and apply brandy every day. See if it works.

Of course it doesn't work. Look how bad it looks.

Well, you still have to try, don't you?

You know what? She was bullied by a classmate yesterday.

They teased about her bald head.

And you know what she did? She beat the shit out of her.

What for having so much hair?

Prettier.

Look, Ah Mo is pretty herself.

Am I pretty?

15 years later

Morning, handsome and beauty. Time to get up.

I'm Miss 7:15.

You going to be late if you don't get up.

You don't want to give your boss an excuse

To lay you off, do you?

You better get up now.

Brush and wash. Get ready.

Did you hear?

Don't find excuse to stay in bed. Come up, now.

The traffic is very congested to day.

Morning, it's 7:15.

NASDAQ has dropped 200 points today.

I guess the Hang Seng Index will follow.

We've to save up a bit more.

Yeah, save up a bit.

Next is the weather broadcast.

It's getting a bit cold today. It's only 13 C.

You better bring a jacket with you.

It'll be warmer and the temperature will later rise to 17 C.

Let's take a look at the weather of other cities.

Son, get up. Why don't you knock?

Is that a big deal?

I've seen every part of you.

Well, you still have to knock, don't you?

Look. You're all flushing.

How my shy boy is going to court a beautiful girl?

I have to change

Alright...

Just take it easy.

Come out for breakfast.

I always get flushed that easily.

Alright, brush your hair after you're dressed.

Are you ready?

You know the Harbor Tunnel is congested?

For my friends going to Central, you may consider the ferry instead.

Let's go. It's 7:15, bye.

You may enjoy the view of Victoria Harbor at the same time.

Dad, mom, good morning!

Morning! Morning!

Remember your interview.

Your cousin'll be waiting for your at the MTR station.

Alright.

This is a sizable company.

That gives you lots of chance to meet girls.

Hooking up again?

Him? That's too much of a challenge.

All he knows is to flush when he sees girls.

Don't say that to your brother.

Yes.

Am I wrong?

All he likes is Ms. 7:15 on the radio.

Don't let her look down on you.

Go court a nice lady to take care of her.

How come the curtains are down...

...when Ms. 7:15 is broadcasting?

She isn't ugly.

There's a secret. What secret?

Morning!

Morning! Morning!

Whom are you bitching about?

No...

If not, what are you guys doing?

You must be bitching about someone.

We're very serious.

If you're serious, you wouldn't be holding that pornography.

You're naughty.

Someone saw her bald head. Just like yours.

No way.

I guarantee you.

Don't say that in front of her or she will get mad.

She once beat up someone who teased her and ended up in the hospital.

Really? Is she that crazy?

If not, why would someone call her a monster when she's actually pretty?

We better stay away from her.

Cousin, good morning!

I'm sorry. I'm two minutes late.

It's alright. You gave me a couple of minutes to check on the girls.

Let's go.

I will surely work hard on the job

you've introduced.

Please don't. Why not?

The company is called

London Mobile Factory.

If you want to stick around,

you've to act like a lazy man forever.

What do you mean? Being lazy forever?

You're right!

When you don't work, there will be no mistakes, vice versa.

Show up at 9:15 am and disappear sharp at 5:00 pm.

You don't have to be visible in the company.

As long as you keep yourself low profile,

others won't see you as a threat to them.

In such case, they won't bitch about you in front of the management.

And when the company starts laying off,

you will not be the first to be considered.

The longer, the better, do you understand?

She has got a great figure.

Fantastic.

What the hell? How did you drive?

Hi, Alan!

What a coincidence?

I have no more appetite.

Let's go back for the meeting.

Bye.

How can I eat after seeing such a monster?

Are you referring to the girl with a birth mark on her face?

Her name is Panda, from the IT department.

But you just said she has a great figure.

Yeah but I can't help it.

I can't afford seeing only her body all my life, can I?

I've some status in this social world.

What if someone saw me with her?

What will others say about it?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I'm Ms. 7:15.

If you don't get up, you'll be late.

Ms. 7:15?

Sis. Mo, good morning!

Morning your ass!

This is one of the worst monsters in the company.

Shouldn't she be really ugly in order to be called as a monster?

She has a bad mouth.

Yet I guess I will try to hit on her, just as a challenging.

I would like to know whether I can get this "Pork Chop"."

What are you doing?

Nothing?

Nothing?

You face is all red. Nothing?

This is my cousin, Turtle.

I've bought 2 tickets for you.

And they're at your table. Did you see that?

Yes but I gave them to my maid.

Why did you give it to her?

Everyone says you swallow innocent girls in less than a second.

What if I go out with you, wouldn't I become one of the victims?

Am I one of those recyclable

or disposable victims?

It's all rumors. Don't you believe it.

In fact, I have only gone out with two girls in total.

Worst of all, you went out with other girls at the same time.

And you're not faithful and loyal.

Am I right?

We're just friends but I like your wit.

Think of something more appealing next time.

There are a couple of girls at your back, they may suit your appetite.

Morning.

Sorry, Pao.

What are you doing? Running like a horse?

I'm happy.

Just now,

I screamed at Alan.

That jerk who hits on all girls?

That's him.

Don't be mean to him. Hung likes him.

Poor baby.

Well, I will catch you guys later. I have to get Gordon a coffee.

All you care about is your handsome baby boss.

Don't be ridiculous.

What are you afraid of? He separated with his wife long ago.

He wouldn't want to be with me even if I want to. Forget it.

I can't interfere your love life.

But would you listen to me?

If you have to take our daughter away and

Make her stay with your useless boyfriend,

I will definitely not consent.

Good, I will appeal to the court and issue a ban.

See you in the court.

You fought with Helena again?

She is ridiculous.

I've put in more sugar in the coffee.

More sugar glucose will make you happier.

Pat...

Patriciana.

I'm sorry. I still can't say your name.

After you have worked for me for 2 years.

They all called me Pao. Why do you like to call my English name anyways?

I think your nickname is quite negative and degrading.

I don't mind though. You may call me Pao too.

I actually like people calling my nickname.

Really?

If there isn't anything else, I won't retain you any longer.

Pao.

A designer will be coming up soon.

He will be in charge of our new packaging and advertisement.

He said he doesn't know the way.

Can you call him and give him the directions?

Sure.

Chun Chun?