Baby It's You

Then her husband finds them.

Then all the men get hold of Paul Newman...

And they back him against his car and they smash his face with a board.

Oh, don't say it. They say, "You'll never get another woman

"to look at you." Oh, sure.

In the play, they castrate him.

You're making that up.

So how did he look? He had a cut on his face.

Big deal. He's still gorgeous.

Hi. Hi.

I think I'm gonna pee in my pants.

Do you know him? I never did before.

I think he's so cute.

If it wasn't for his name.

Jack and Jill.

Do you know him?

God, no.

Who is he?

Just got kicked out of Saint Anthony's, so he's coming here.

I wonder what he did.

He raped a nun. Debra!

We gotta have sorority after school.

We electing officers?

We already did. Jill's president.

We called you. Who's subbing for PE?

Would you believe Miss Nagronsky?

See you at lunch.

Thank you.

Okay. I need an example

of how commerce would work in a meritocracy.

Yeah. The cafeteria.

The food's lousy, but it's cheap.

Now, you see? We can learn from the most unlikely sources,

which is why I continue to bother calling on Jill.

Okay. Monarchy, oligarchy,

democracy, plutocracy,

anarchy, meritocracy...

I think about him all the time.

I dream about him.

I dream about being near him

for the rest of my life.

I dream of having children that look like him.

I wouldn't be an actress all the time,

only until I found him and fell in love with him.

After that... After that, we'd take a train and go to the beautiful cities

and see the wonderful people everywhere.

And whenever people were sick,

he'd go to them and make them well again.

That's enough.

Very nice, Jill.

I'm sorry. I went off the wrong track. I'm sorry.

An actor never apologizes for an audition, dear.

Next, please.

Got the mail already?

Hiya. Hi. Anything for me?

Nope.

How was school?

Do your time. Keep your mouth shut and they leave you alone.

Nothing, huh? Mmm-mmm.

I mean, how was the audition?

I stank up the joint.

I told you you should have had breakfast.

You can't act on a full stomach.

You're quoting Stanislavski

or Audrey Hepburn?

A body cannot function properly

on a diet of tomato pies.

You need protein! You need fiber.

You need complex carbohydrates.

When do you find out?

Tomorrow.

What's the play?

The Time of your Life. I wanna do Kitty.

There must be other parts besides Kitty.

The object isn't to have the biggest part.

Yes, it is.

I hope you get it.

Fat chance.

You have homework? Loads.

I'll call you when dinner's ready.

Hi.

What's your name?

Jill. What?

Jill.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Jill.

They call me the Sheik.

The Sheik?

Yeah.

Are you an Arab?

No. I'm Italian. Capadilupo.

Then why do they call you Sheik?

It's a long story.

Listen, you want to go out with me sometime?

Are you kidding?

No. You want to?

I don't even know you.

Go out with me, I'll tell you my life history.

You just go up to people you don't even know and start talking to them?

Sure. People I like.

I like you.

You don't know me.

So what do you like to do? You like to go to the movies?

You like to dance? Whatever you wanna do.

I don't want to go out with you, really.

Okay. Be that way.

I'll see you later. No. I...

You know, you really should eat more than that.

You're too skinny for your height.

What did he want?

He asked me out.

Really? Just like that?

His name is Sheik.

He's an Arab?

No. Capata... Something or other.

No. Christ! He looks like he should be selling used cars.

Or stealing them.

This macaroni looks like it's been left over

from last year.

Do you think I'm too skinny?

From the definition of similar polygons,

it follows that for two polygons to be similar,

two distinct conditions must be fulfilled.

One, the corresponding angles must be equal.

And number two,

The corresponding sides must be proportional.

Also, since the definition is reversible,

if two polygons...

Hey, congratulations.

I'm going to pretend you're not there.

Too bad you didn't get the lead.

Kitty is the lead.

Oh.

I bet you're real good.

Acting.

You want to take a shot?

You don't give up, do you?

No. It's just that, uh, well...

I thought you might like to see

what a real machine rides like.

Is it yours? It belongs to my friend Rat.

You wouldn't believe what he's got under the hood.

I got to go.

What are you afraid of? Nothing.

I got to bring some people home.

I'll bring you right back here.

You really expect me to get into a car with you?

What, I'm going to make a move on you, huh?

You do not know the Sheik very well.

You gotta celebrate getting casted, right?

Five minutes.

Five minutes.

You can learn a lot in five minutes.

You might want to put your seatbelt on.

Oh, come on. Hey, it's your life.

You like to drive fast?

I love it.

I'll see you tomorrow, then.

Don't count on it.

You better drive.

Hello!

Oh, hi.

No. I got homework.

Oh, come on. What am I supposed to be afraid of?

Okay. For a little while.

No. Not here. I'll meet you someplace.

I don't know. Where?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

See ya.

You're such a dope!

You ready with those, Ma?

Keep your voice down in there, will you?

Here they are.

I'd like to see you move that fast

When I need something around here.

Attaway, guys. Kick ass.

Got a new jacket?

He looks nice.

Where did you get the money for it?

Not from you.

Where you going?

Since when do you care?

If I find out you're making money the way I think you're making money,

I'll rip your lungs out. Stop.

Promises, promises.

Isn't that a little over your head?

One of these days, Mr. Bigshot, you're gonna find yourself flat on your ass.

Spread out on the sidewalk.

Long as I don't end up like you.

Night, Ma.

Have a good time.

Dresses like a pimp.

He looks handsome.

Jill.

Hi. Hi.

You look real pretty.

Thank you.

Come on. Rat's waiting on us.

You don't remember me.