Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

It's happening!

Wait up, guys!

The baby is coming! The baby is coming! I'm having a baby.

- Code blue, code blue. - Or pink, if it's a girl

Coming up baby! Coming up baby! I'm coming, Ellie!

We got it.

- Ellie, Ellie! Where are you? Where am I? - Manny!

I told you! It was just a kick.

Oh... right! Right... Oh, wow!

Oh, you really gave daddy a scare! Daddy got silly.

Daddy fall down cliff and go boom, boom, boom. Silly daddy!

Sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.

- Do you know who I want to kick? - That's the third false alarm this week.

Alright show's over... break it up, break it up!

Oh, I see someone else who has a bun in the oven?

I'm not pregnant!

Too bad. You'd make a wonderful mother.

Manny, I know you're excited. I am too.

But you're getting a little carried away.

Okay, okay...

Boy, you're starting to sound like Diego.

Wait a second... Where is Diego?

My hooves are burning, baby! They are burning!

Oh, look at this! I got to tiptoe! I got to tiptoe! Eat my dust, dingo!

- Huh, can I look now? - Easy, don't freak out the baby.

The baby is fine. It's the freaked out daddy I'm worried about.

Ah, uh, uh! No peeking.

- Voila! Playground for junior... - Oh, wow!

It's amazing.

- Oh, Manny... - I made it myself. Our family.

Hey why aren't I up there?

- You can be on ours. - You'd fit right in.

Of course, it's still work in progress. Few rough edges, here and there.

I don't believe it! You're trying to baby proof nature.

Baby proof nature? Get outta here.

That's ridiculous.

Manny, this is the world our baby's gonna grow up in. You can't change that.

Of course I can, I'm the biggest thing on earth.

Okay big daddy, I can't wait to see, how you handle the teen years.

Come on, Sid. I don't want you touching anything. This place is for kids.

Are you a kid? Don't answer that.

Diego, there you are. You missed the big surprise.

- I'll check it out later. - Okay. See ya!

You know, I think there's something bothering, Diego.

No, I'm sure everything's fine.

You should talk to him.

Guys don't talk to guys, about guy problems.

- We just punch each other on the shoulders. - That's stupid!

To a girl, but for a guy, that's like six months of therapy.

Okay, Okay I'm going.

- Hey! - Oww!

- Why'd you do that? - I don't know.

So, listen! Ellie thinks theres something bothering you...

Actually, I've been thinking, that soon, it might be time for me to head out.

Okay. So, I'll just tell her that you're fine. It was nothing.

Look, who are we kidding, Manny? I'm losing my edge.

I'm not really built for chaperoning playdates.

What do you talking about?

Having a family, that's huge. And I'm happy for you, but...

- It's your adventure, not mine. - So, you don't want to be around my kid?

No, no, no... That's... You're taking this the wrong way.

No, go! Go find some adventure, Mr. adventure guy!

Don't let my boring domestic life hit you on the bottom, on your way out.

Isn't Ellie supposed to be the one with the hormonal imbalance?

Manny, wait! No one has to leave.

- So? - That's why guys don't talk to guys.

- Why? What happened? - Diego's leaving.

Whoa, whoa! This should be the best time of our lives. We're having a baby.

- No, Sid. They're havin' a baby - Yeah, but we're a herd. We're a family

Look things have changed. Manny has other priority's now.

Face it, Sid. We had a great run, but... now it's time to move on.

- So, it's just the two of us. - No, Sid. It's not the two of us.

Crash and Eddie are coming with us?

Just Crash? Just Eddie?

Goodbye, Sid!

Okay, calm down. Calm down. I'm good at making friends.

I'll make my own herd. That's what I'll do!

Hey! "Me amigo's. Que pasa?"

Well, at least you still got your looks.

Oh, great!

Anybody here?

Hello?

Oh, poor guys! I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

Don't worry, you're not alone anymore.

There you go.

Stay here! You take care of your brother now.

Momma's coming right back.

Momma's coming, baby!

I got you.

What did I just tell you kids?

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Bad eggs, rotten eggs! A heart attack you almost gave me.

Oh, I'm sorry, darling! It's just that I love you so much.

Hello!

I'd like to present, Eggbert, Shelly and Yoko.

Sid, whatever you're doing. It's a bad idea!

Shh! My kids will hear you.

They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back.

- You're not meant to be a parent. - Why not?

First sign: stealing someone else's eggs.

Second sign: one of them almost became an omelet.

Sid, someone must be worried sick looking for them.

No, they were underground, in ice.

If it wasn't for me they'd be... Egg sickles.

Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family too someday.

You gonna meet a nice girl, with... with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell...

- What Manny means to say is... - No, I get it. I'll take them back.

You have your family and I'm better off alone. By myself.

A fortress of solitude.

In the ice, for ever!

Alone, lonely loner..

- That's a lot of aloners. - Precisely!

- Sid, wait. - No, no, it's ok.

He'll bounce back, it's one of the advantages of being Sid.

Why should I take you back. I love kids.

I'm responsible, loving, nurturing. What do you think?

I knew you would agree.

Oh, oh, don't cry! I'll find a dry place.

Let me just dry you off.

I don't know, being a parents, a lot of work.

Maybe I'm not ready.

Mamma, mama, mama!

I'm a mommy.

Where's mommy?

Here I am!

There you go, nice clean faces.

I got it! I got it!

Stop it, no.

Hey, no biting!

I'm sorry, no, it's okay, it's okay. Don't cry! Why you still crying?

Are you hungry? Maybe you're hungry. I know just the thing.

...this is animal I am your baby and this is my milk

Ahhhh! I thought you were a female!

I'm sorry, but you can't go in. Manny says, It's just for kids.

Wait a minute... You are kids!

Just don't break anything!

- The Sloth says the playground's open! - No, wait. Not for everyone!

No, no. Don't touch that!

- What are they? - Who cares? Their fun!

Mommy, his not sharing.

- Aren't you gonna do something. - Why my kid had it first.

- Did not! - Did to!

- What is the matter with you? - I'm a single mother with 3 kids.

I could use a little compassion.

- No don't! - No, don't! Stop!

- Ronald! - Whoa! That's insane.

Stop! Stop! Stop!

- Hold on, little Johnny! - I'm trying!

You know, experts say that you should let the kids eat whatever they want.

- Do you think my ankles look fat? - Ankles. What ankles?

Ronald, where did you come from?

Oh, no!

Okay, come on! Spit him out! If you don't spit out little Johnny,

we're leaving the playground this instantly... One...

Two... Don't make me say "three".

- There we are! A picture of health. - That's not little Johnny.

- Well, better than nothing. - Madison!

- Come on, barf him up! - Sid!

- Hello, Manny! - Little Johnny!

Oh, wait... No! No!

Oh, I'm really sorry.

This place is totaled.

- And we didn't wreck it. - We're losing our touch bro!

The important thing is that no one got hurt. Except for that guy.

And, and those three... and her.

I told you to take them back, and you kept them! Now look what they've done.

Okay granted, we do have some discipline issues.

Eating kids is not a discipline issue.

- But he spit them out! - Well, that's super! Lets give him a gold star!

They don't belong here, Sid.

Whatever they are, wherever you found them, take them back.

Manny, I'm not getting rid of my kids!

Earthquake!

It's Okay, It's okay, mamma's here!

Do earthquakes, shriek?

- I thought those guys were extinct. - Well then, that is one angry fossil. Sid!

Come on, inside, inside, inside.

Nobody move a muscle!

No, no, no, don't cry.

We are poor little lambs who have lost our way.

Baah, baaah! Ahhhh!

- Sid! Give them to her. She's their mother. - How do I know she's their mother?

What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a Dinosaur!

Well I've put in the, blood, sweat and tears to raise them.

- For a day! Give them back, you lunatic! - Look, these are my kids!

And you're gonna have to go through me to get them!

- Sid! - Help!

- Run! - Don't you have anything better to do?

- Help! - Sid?

- Sid must be down there. - Well, his dead! Real shame.

- He will be missed. - Oh, no, no, no! Not so fast!

Okay. Ellie, this is where I draw the line. You, Crash and Eddie back to the village.

Yeah that's gonna happen.

Ellie! You saw that thing? This is gonna be dangerous.

Talk to the trunk.

Oh, great! After we save Sid, I'm gonna kill him.

- Ladies first! - Age before beauty!

- No pain, no gain! - What pain?

- Sid? - Sid?

Oh, no, no, no! Not good. Not good.