The Amazing World of Gumball

Nothing.

Then whose photo are you singing about?

No one's. Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go look wistfully at the sunset.

Dude, it's 2:00 P.M.!

Then I'll be gone for a while.

Hmm.

Teri?

Aww, he wuvs her, but he doesn't know how to tell her!

This kid needs help... badly!

And there's only one person who can help him badly enough!

Okay, so the plan is we make her fall in love with you,

then you guys date, become high-school sweethearts,

go to separate colleges, and probably experiment more...

Break up after a massive argument

because one of you cheated.

Then you'll have to marry someone else and have kids

because you'll want to feel normal.

But one day, you'll do an online search

to see if either of you got fat or bald.

Next thing you know, you'll be paying a ton of money

on divorce and alimony, but don't worry,

because by the time you realize your mistake,

you'll be in your winter years where all that matters

is having someone to fight with.

What are you talking about?

Sorry. Normally, I would talk through my plans with Darwin,

but he can't really know about this one. That wasn't a plan.

That was just a series of bleak things that will probably happen.

Yeah, but still,

would you help me make her fall in love with Darwin?

Uh, well, it depends.

Who's the "her" in this conversation?

Teri... Darwin's into Teri.

Oh, r-really? I see.

I know! Weird, right?

I thought he was into you, but, nope, it's definitely Teri!

There's photographic evidence if you want to see it.

Look! Look! Look!

See? It's her, it's Teri!

Look at it! Can you see?

Look! Look! Look! Look!

You're not looking!

The only difference between love and pain is the spelling.

The only difference between me and you is... is...

The way I'm smelling!

Hmm.

Uh... oh.

Can kids buy potions?

What do you mean?

You know, some kind of love potion

that tricks you into thinking everyone is beautiful.

That sounds more like a mistake potion,

and we need a fake I.D. to buy one.

Well, do you know how to make one?

We need to help him out before he grows a fringe.

No, sorry, I don't.

And what's wrong with emo hair?

Uh...

I... I suppose it's not for everyone.

I got an idea!

They say the feeling of falling in love

is similar to experiencing a life-or-death situation.

So?

So let's give Teri a little adrenalin rush.

Come on, I need your help.

Oh, sure, I'll help you.

Great!

I'll help you fail.

Quick! Save yourself!

There's been a poisonous-chemical spill!

Get to the quarantine room!

My skin! It burn... Whoops.

Hmm.

Kind of looks like soda.

No! It's a lethal cocktail of chemicals

that will completely destroy your metabolism,

deforming your body until your butt crack reaches your shoulder blades!

Yeah, that's soda.

Gumball, you're such a hypochondriac.

No! The quarantine room is right there!

Well, I guess we should get Darwin out of the quarantine room

before the nurse gets back.

I don't think there's a cure for that.

What are you doing?

I'm eating as much as I can before it comes back.

Before what comes back?

Bleh!

Ugh!

The knot in my stomach.

Okay, you know what all girls like?

Being treated like they're all the same

and having generalizations made about them?

What? No, they all hate that.

But they all love a guy who's not scared of being vulnerable.

Share your secrets.

She'll love you for your imperfections.

I don't think she's gonna fall for a guy

who pees in a fishbowl when the water's cold.

Fine, whatever.

Wasn't my idea, anyways. It was hers.

Okay!

She wants me to expose myself,

then I'll expose myself!

- What? - V-Verbally.

I have a cloaca, but I don't know what it is,

and I'm too scared to look it up!

Once I had a bit of meat stuck in my teeth for a week.

I swallowed it instead of spitting it out,

and it tasted like toothpaste.

And when I feel awkward, I forget how to walk.

Okay, bye.

What was that?!

Right, plan "C."

We secretly marry them online,

and hope that Teri's love will grow over time.

Great plan... Thank you.

...if "C" stands for "seriously stupid!"

That's not how you spell serious,

so that doesn't even work.

And we're not at plan "S" yet, so... shh!

That starts with an "S."

Why did you have to drag me into this?

You know very well that I like Darwin.

It's written all over my face.

Your face is literally two dots and a line!

It's like Morse Code.