Horndogs Beach Party (Beach Babe Bingo)

Here she comes, the woman that makes

you ask are those lash marks or stretch marks?

Are those remnants of lustful pains or varicose veins?

It's Sister Sadie Safeword!

Seriously?

That is my intro?

What?

I, uh, said your name right, didn't I?

I will have you know I am 100% Grade A fresh as a daisy.

Stretch marks?

I don't see any!

I don't see any on these pumpkins.

Anyway, enough of that, Cretin,

how are my movie loving maggots?

Are you ready for another painful picture

to pound your putrid peepers into submission?

Good to hear, my wormy weirdos.

You have pleased your mistress.

But do not think that I will go easy on you.

I'm in a very torturous mood.

Slave, bring me the sack of cinematic Sadism!

Thank you, Slave.

You will be thrashed soundly for your loyal service.

Let's see what we have today.

What in the Holy Hell?

Horndog's Beach Party.

What, what is this?

Is this like a porno or something?

Is this even a real movie?

It's on tape, isn't it?

Of course it's on tape.

But look at it, look at the label.

It looks like child wrote this.

A movie is a movie is a movie, right?

I mean, do you think our audience tunes in for high art?

I would hope that they tune in for these babies.

The movies are just, how you say, gravy.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Sister.

Don't make me come over there!

Anyway, let's get to the movie or whatever this is.

I don't know, your guess is as good as mine.

If is beach party,

perhaps there will be girls in bikinis.

Or maybe there will be sand where it doesn't belong.

Now that is true torture!

I will be back to check on

the progress of your torture soon.

You know, I went to beach once.

There was beautiful sun, happy people,

children laughing, I hated it!

Come on down to

the 10th Annual Horndog's Beach Party.

Located on beautiful Venice Beach, California.

And oh boy, do we have all sorts of fun

in store for your whole family.

Plus, our famous Wet T-Shirt Competition for adults only.

This Sunday, don't miss it.

Sponsored by the Riverside County Jaycees.

Hey Man.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm out here by the paddle boats.

Alright.

Yeah, I'll see you in a little bit.

This is so awesome that your aunt

let us have the condo for the weekend!

Well, at least part of it.

You know, Auntie Brinke never lets a buck go to waste.

Hmm, I really hope the two girls are actually cool.

I'm sure they'll be good.

It's just I hope they don't party too hard.

When did you become such a buzzkill?

Didn't you use to rule the beach party scene?

That was like 30 years ago!

Thanks Man, get ya on the app.

Dude, this is gonna be so sick.

Look at this.

Hey Fellas.

Huh, uh, I guess nobody's here to meet us yet.

Let me see.

It says if this guy named Dusty isn't here

just get the key from under the doormat.

Oh.

Here it is.

Got it!

Not bad!

Not bad at all.

This will do.

Two bad it's only two bedrooms.

Yeah.

We'll just have to take turns

when we got the chicks in there.

Oh, yeah!

Hey, nice day, Ladies!

Hi!

So you think we can do it?

What?

Come on, Man!

The best beach party ever!

Hope so.

I guess we'll have to see what our weekend roommates think.

Yeah.

Hey, you okay?

Yeah, just don't like travel.

That's true.

Those 4 a.m. flights suck.

Hey, do you need the bathroom?

I'm gonna take a shower.

Ah, no, I'm cool.

Cool.

Sweet.

Check under the doormat for the key.

Okay.

They must already have it.

Hmm, maybe they're already down at the beach?

Hey, this place is pretty sweet!

I've been here a few times back in high school.

Always had fun.

Killer view!

I can't wait to get down there.

I think I hear the shower.

I'm gonna go pee and change.

Shouldn't you wait until she's done?

It'll be fine.

It's a great way to meet new people.

Hello!

I hope you don't mind.

We just got in and I need to go change.

Is that okay?

Uh, sure.

Thanks.

It sure is a nice place here.

Mhmm.

I'm gonna go change real quick

and go down to the beach.

You should join us.

Sounds like fun!

Whoops, sorry!

What was that?

Whoa!

Okay, what's the deal?

They're guys!

What?

Who are you?

Why are you here?

We're obviously here because of your double D.

You son of a bitch.

Cory, call the police.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

We're here because of the Desired Destination Rental.

Hold up.

Here's our receipt for the Desired Destination Rental.

It says Stacy and Loren.

Yeah, I'm Stacy.

And I'm Loren.

So, who are you two?

I'm Dusty.

And I'm Cory.

What the hell are we gonna do about this?

Do about what?

We already paid Brinke or whoever, here's our receipt.

There's no hotel rooms within 20 miles,

we just have to make it work.

I'm gonna call Auntie Brinke about this.

Excuse me, is it okay if I go back and change.

Uh, I'm gonna go get something on too, okay?

So...

I'll come change too.

Hello?

Hi, Auntie Brinke.

Oh, hi Dusty.

Did you and Cory make it okay?

Yes we did, thank you.

Is everything alright?

Well, there's a slight issue.

Oh no, what's that?

We are having to share it with a couple

of guys who rented through Desired Destination.

What?

I thought I turned those two down.

Well, they're here.

That doesn't make any sense.

I specifically turned down Brad and Tad

and accepted Loren and Stacy so there

wouldn't be any boy trouble.

Loren and Stacy are here.

Did they bring Brad and Tad with them?

If so, I'm really gonna be pissed.

I told them no more than two for their group.

No, there is no Brad and Tad here.

Well that's good.

What two boys did Loren and Stacy bring with them?

Just themselves.

Well then I don't see the issue.

Hopefully they're a couple of nice girls.

No, Loren and Stacy are the boys.

Really?

Did Brad and Tad change their names just to get the place?

No, Brad and Tad are nowhere here!

Loren are Stacy are two totally different guys.

So instead of Brad and Tad, I accepted