Beast Mode

Hollywood is a cesspool.

God I hate my life.

Everyone sucks, I don't even wanna get up.

Hey Breen it's Hampton,

hope you're not still sleeping.

Huckle is as usual, is not responding to me

and we need him to respond.

We have Pish tomorrow, big meeting for "Beast Moon."

Beez, he's not staring at you, he's staring at everybody.

Come on.

You fucking wanker.

This is how you lost more money on "Gods of Pluto"

than any film in history.

Losing track of your star.

Look, I didn't lose Huckle, Scram.

Then where is he?

How the hell did you convince Ali Goldberg

in to giving you 300 million dollars, Breen, hey?

Because I'm awesome and a god.

Yeah, well I'm your god now motherfucker.

And in case you didn't hear,

being on the bottom rung of the industry ladder,

Goldberg's running the studio now and she fucking hates ya.

So I suggest you get your drug-addled, sex-crazed,

motherfucking client to that meeting tomorrow!

Look, don't worry, we're gonna be there at 9 a.m, okay?

And "Beast Moon" is an awesome project,

that's why you believe in it.

I believe in Huckle Saxton you moron.

He's selling like used panties in Hong Kong.

Look, it's not all about the money, right?

Breen, you're a cocksucker.

Do not let Huckle be late for that meeting with Pish.

We will be there at 9 a.m. sharp.

Yeah and you'd better pray to the gods of Pluto he is.

You do not want to get on my bad side.

I'm not on your bad side?

You fucker.

Executive producers.

Huckle's gonna blow this one for you too, isn't he?

Well if you keep thinking negatively.

Look, I need you to go feed Beez for me all right,

I gotta find Huck.

Wait, don't you have a date with Kira?

Yeah, it's our two month anniversary.

Aww.

Good morning Hollyweird, Jade Blaze here,

welcome to a quick ZMT FLash.

Our current favorite bad boy Huckle Saxton,

always up to no good,

is it seems after punching out

the craft department head on "Beast Moon"

the production has been officially shut down once again

due to Huckle refusing to come out of his trailer

for seven days,

costing the production millions in overhead lost funds,

which makes the reckless studio producer Breen Nash

look like the captain of the Titanic right now.

"Gods of Pluto" being the worst film of all time of course

doesn't make Huckle the most bankable at the moment

but he feels like "Beast Moon"

can get him back to number one on the star-o-meter.

He better have a smash on his hands.

Our beloved boss man, Finnegan Mutto,

saw a test screening of Huckle's newest TV pilot,

"Vampire Knights" and called Huckle's acting,

"The worst performance of anything I have ever seen."

More like #hucklesuxton (LAUGHING).

In a fit of rage, Huckle visited Finnegan

outside the ZMT office and stomped his legs

until his testicles were smashed.

He was in a full testicle cast for months.

We're pulling for your Finny, you'll walk again.

Signing off, this is Jade Blaze with ZMT Flash.

Son of a bitch!

These idiots don't understand what it's like

to lose everything.

I need a vengeful man.

I want Huckle's dick in my hand.

I want his legs broken.

His body burned in public

and I want you and the rest of the idiots I hire

to find him before tonight's show.

Hey, no I'm at the club.

I gotta find Huck, okay, just keep calling.

Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, has Kira called?

I've called her a million times, she's not calling.

Wow.

Kira!

Fuck me sideways.

What are you doing?

I've called you like a thousand times.

Oh, I lost my phone.

Well what's that right there?

Oh, you found it, thank you.

What the fuck do you want Breen?

Oh, I wanna know

if you're gonna make the meeting tomorrow.

What's the meeting about, your dick?

Gonna be a short one.

And he's only got one nut.

He looks like a Ken doll down there.

That is not true, I have two nuts.

Remind you of anything She-ra?

Her name's Kira.

A lot longer.

Okay really?

We're going home aren't we dear?

No we're not.

That's disgusting.

Just be at that meeting tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 9 a.m, I'll be there.

Can you leave me alone while your girl sucks my finger?

You be home by midnight young lady.

Bye Breen!

Well, well, well, if it isn't Breen Nash.

Not tonight Finnegan.

Hey, let's ask the Hollywood dinosaur

why homeland security has put him on the top of their list?

Putting bombs in theaters since 1993.

Very funny, thank you.

But I'm sure he's got a client in there?

Who's just waiting for me

to take all types of juicy pics, hey?

Maybe I'll wait 'til he gets too drunk to recognize me.

Maybe I'll sleep with him.

You take advantage of him one more time

and I will smash your legs myself.

I'm gonna destroy him Breen.

And you along with him if you're not careful.

Just leave us alone, okay?

I mean we got a meeting tomorrow,

there's nothing to see here anyway.

Oh yeah, whoa!

You and you.

Yes!

Oh yeah!

Nothing to see, toodles.

I got a story to crack boss.

Go away Finnegan.

God I hate my life.

Why can't I make a movie that people like Beez?

I mean is that too much to ask?

Hey Huck, hi buddy.

I know I've called you a few times,

like seven times now,

but we have 9 o' clock meeting, right, remember?

I hope you're here soon.

Right behind you asshole.

He's at the bar, I know he's at the bar right now.

He's at the bar right?

And oh my god, I gotta go get him.

I gotta go get him.

Where are you?

Pish is gonna be here any minute.

Listen to me, I need you to go to the kitchen

and grab me three cups of coffee quickly,

meet me out front where my car is, okay?

And I will come...

What are you doing?

Hey, hey!

Oh my God, is he okay?

Why do you ask, I mean,

it's not like I hit him with my car or anything.

I mean it's not like we have an important meeting

or anything right now.

He's drunk!

Yes.

Great, I mean what an asshole.

He knows how important this meeting is right now.

Hello, wake up, come on, wake up.

Breen he's ice cold.

Hence the coffee.

Open up, it's the police!

Pish (LAUGHING).

I got ya!

You did, you got me.

You looked frightened.

So Pish, how's the wife?

She died.