Kidnap and Ransom

It's time.

Check.

Chalo! Chalo!

Yeah. Well played.

Yes?

Do you have the money?

Yes.

'Do you have the family?' 'Yes.'

OK.

The Goddess Durga.

Preserves moral order and righteousness in the creation.

The tiger represents power, I think.

The embodiment of creative feminine force.

Now THAT'S a chat-up line.

You shouldn't have drunk so much last night.

Janet, I'm on my holiday. What's it matter?

Can't even make a cup of tea at my hotel.

You're going straight back there? You on this trip?

The what's-its-name caves? Amarnath. Yeah, I'm going.

You want to come? I'm mean to be in Delhi.

And miss discovering immorality?

What? It's where Bhole Shankar narrated the secret of IMMORTALITY.

Well, paradise on earth is how my guidebook has it. See? Paradise.

He's a walking Wikipedia.

Ah, Shaun. There you are. Did you get through? How's Liam?

I'm starving. Was it the chicken pox?

Yeah, yeah.

Is he gonna be like this all day?

I told you we should nae have come without Beth.

Yeah, well, you didn't even want to bloody come at all, did you?

Ah! Morning, everybody! Welcome!

We're gonna have a great day today. Let's go.

He's not hungover.

He just doesn't want you to worry about him. You know what he's like.

Let's move. Come on, guys. Let's go.

What's matey doing?

Our drivers should be doing that.

I'll put it to the union in the name of the Father, the Son, and the RMT.

Ah, Mr and Mrs Fraser!

One night, and we're married? I didn't know your surname.

They needed it for the passenger list.

No, no, no, no. No going back now.

Anyway, according to Kashmiri law we're man and wife now.

Please go, my friend. Please go.

It's fine. Everything is fine. Everything is fine.

Thank you for doing this.

Don't thank me, thank the insurance company. I have the family.

OK. Yeah.

It's been hell. Not the kidnappers, my father.

Ruko! Police! Golee Marta Hoo!

Get down! Get down! DOWN!

Down! Hey! Get back!

Argh!

Come!

Welcome, everyone. Today we are going to be visiting

one of the great attractions of the Kashmir.

The world-famous Amarnath Caves.

A magic bloody mystery tour by the way it's decked out.

Don't encourage him. Ugh.

It all kicked off in 1947, during Partition.

Uh, the Indians and the Pakistanis both wanted Kashmir.

The UN got involved, and a line was drawn.

North and south. This part is autonomous and free.

What are you doing? Updating my status.

Engaged.

There you go, my friend. Thanks. Congratulations.

Are you OK? I'll tell you when I'm dead, all right?

OK, fine.

Don't you think we should've talked to our parents, though?

It's old-fashioned.

I love it.

This was only partly free, I mean, what kind of autonomous government

stops its citizens from sending text messages?

A government who wants to stop riots and revolution.

Your boyfriend? My dad.

He thinks I'm in Delhi.

Do you HAVE a boyfriend? Why would I need a boyfriend?

I'm a happily married woman.

Damn.

Oh, shit. Ooh!

Exciting, guys! This is going to be a great ride. Believe you me.

It's going to be loads of fun,

and also, if any of you need some water...

Hello, everybody!

Whoa, whoa! Yes, everybody, hello.

Hey!

Just get back! Just get back!

Shut up and sit down, or you will be shot!

Drive! Drive, drive!

Close that!

He's going out!

Watch the front. The next person that tries to get out

will have his brains blown out!

Stay where you are! I said, stay where you are!

Peech-che hatto. Sab ko peech-che hatto. Bill-kul ab-hee.

Peech-che hatto.

Sab ko peech-che hatto, Jal-dee.

Get back. Please move. Keep them back.

Peech-che hatto!

Inspector, can I just... Please?

You have three minutes. I know you want to shoot them

because that's how it's done in Kashmir,

but these people are not terrorists or separatists,

they're kidnappers who took the wrong - Leave.

Kachoor! OK, get a sniper and take the woman out first.

Did you not hear me? Kill the woman first, the man will give himself up.

I said, leave! Dominic!

The tour guide will have a list of passengers.

He was left at the Gulamry Hotel.

It's fine if you want to get shot. Kidnappers are most vulnerable

in the first and last three minutes of a kidnapping. Are you police? Hostage negotiator.

They held a British Hindu family captive.

The two kidnappers and son the son is on board. I'm in charge.

I'm trying to help you. Listen to me - Get off my square!

Kachoor. I'm just...

What the hell did you bring us on here for? She's English!

He's cut his head open.

They can't be making phonecalls.

Stop phoning!

Take me your phones out! Give me your phones!

Who's got any medical experience? He said don't use them!

So bloody what? Who's got any medical experience? I do!

Get the hell down here, then. Give me your phone, eh?

I asked you for your phone. Take it out.

Hi.

Dominic? 'Hi. Sorry to wake you.'

What's happened? Are you OK?

Does anyone have any wipes?

Any, any plasters? Anything? We've got antibacterial hand gel.

Give me your phone. OK, OK. I'm sorry.

I said, where's your phone?! This needs to be stitched!

Just give me your phone. He needs an x-ray!

Just give me your fucking phone!

It's a man and a woman. Hang on, hang on!

Dominic?

Hey, hey, hey!

Iqbal Razdan...

You want this? From the dead guy. That's his phone? Yeah. Money.

250. 250. All right. Just back off. Keep your distance, all right?

Just give me a bit of space. Will you give me a bit of...?

Come on! OK, give me the phone.

Angela? Yeah, I need all you can get on a Iqbal Razdan.

I-Q-B-A-L Razdan. His son's name is Anwar, I think.

I don't think the police will be too helpful on this.

Maybe we should leave it to them.

This shouldn't have happened.

No-one's gonna blame you for walking away from this one.

There's still a member of the Mehta family on board.

The job's not finished.

'I have never known a hijacking like this end well.'

Everybody feels trapped, nowhere to go...

Yeah.

'What am I meant to do?' Well, you take care.

Aba Jaan?

Your father is dead.

I'm sorry. It's... Anwar, isn't it?

You. You are to blame for this!

No, no. Your father and I had a deal

and I kept my side of the bargain.

You called the police. No, I would never do that.

I warned him not to trust you.

You get the money, I get the hostages. That was the deal.

It's business, pure and simple, Anwar.

What are the police doing now?

Pointing their guns at us.

Lie down on the floor of the bus, you and your girlfriend.

I don't want to talk to you. You're responsible for my father's death!

You don't have to talk. Just listen,

if you want to stay alive.

Are you listening, Anwar?

'This is what you do.'

'We have the latest news

on the unfolding crisis in Srinagar, Kashmir,

where tourists have been taken hostage.' Twitter's gone mad.

What's this? Passengers on board the bus.

They're saying on the radio they don't know who's on board.

Carrie bribed a look into the tour guide's list. Good. She's learning.

Information on Iqbal and Anwar Razdan.

How many Brits? Six, we think, including Mahavir Mehta.

Also, there's a German family,

four Yanks and a couple from South Africa.

I'll call the Foreign Office. You deal with the various embassies.

We need to make sure that Dominic is the sole negotiator on this.

'Foreign and Commonwealth Office.' Angela Beddoes for Robert Holland.

'The line is busy.' I'll wait.

It's already gone seven! I am not taking you in.

What about Liam? He's got chicken pox!

I got no shirt. In the drawer!

'Our reporter on the ground...' It's not there! Ugh.

You're just like your bloody father.

If I find it...!

'To recap, we are reporting on the hostage crisis in Srinigar, Kashmir,

where 16 tourists have been taken hostage on a bus.'

Come in to the left, then all - No, no!

It's too late! You can't!

Can you keep an eye... He'll go crazy in there.

One of your officers shot and killed this man's father.

He'll want to take his anger out on them. I didn't get your name?

Inspector Jyoti Kholi, Srinagar Police Force.

If you start shooting now,