Good Behavior

You know what would look good on you?

What's that?

Me.

Oh, that's beautiful.

You should write Hallmark cards.

Letty.

Hi, Lloyd.

Bathrooms... They're disgusting.

I have two tables.

You have three toilets.

Just a minute.

All yours.

Letty, right?

Right.

You want to earn your tip?

How about we go back in there for a few minutes.

Oh, hell, yeah.

Ugh!

You junkie whore.

Lloyd... You belong in prison.

This asshole tried to force...

You're fired.

Get out.

Thank you, Jesse.

Woman: Think about it.

Every day you do nothing but make choices.

You choose to be exactly where you are,

but ask yourself this...

Is the person you say you want to be the person

you're choosing to be?

Ask yourself, "Am I ch..."

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Here's a twenty.

You need change?

On a $9 fare?

What does your heart tell you?

San Pellegrino with lime.

What do I owe you?

It's on the house.

Thank you.

Man: Thank you for calling The Resort at Blue Crest.

How many I direct your call? - Room 316, please.

One moment, please.

Thank you for calling The Resort at Blue Crest.

How many I direct your call?

427, please.

Room 824, please. Thank you.

Hi. Hi.

Room 1112, please.

What? - Man: What room are you in?

- 1112. - Get out of there.

A guest is coming back. - How much time do I have?

You might not have any. I got tied up

giving directions to that older couple.

Drink?

Scotch, if they have it.

Sit down, Chase.

I understand you have a son.

Tyler.

He's 11. From a previous...

You will go out with your son tomorrow morning at 10:00.

Buy some gas with a credit card.

Go to Starbucks.

Flirt with the barista.

Buy a hot chocolate for Tyler, peppermint mocha for yourself.

Well, th-they only have peppermint mochas

during the holidays.

I don't care if it's a peppermint mocha,

Chase... just some memorable. Okay.

All right. Establish a record of you

not being in your house between 10:00 and noon.

Okay. Then what?

Where does your wife usually shower?

In our bathroom upstairs.

As you step out of the shower, is there a sink right there?

Yeah, a few feet away, maybe three feet.

Okay.

You're going to find Daphne on the floor beside the sink,

neck broken like she slipped getting out of the shower.

It happens all the time.

Um, I think this is everything you asked for.

You think?

Uh, th-the money, photograph, address,

and the key to the house.

And a floor plan.

Yes, the floor plan, of course.

So... Are we good?

Are we good?

I-I just mean, is that all?

I haven't told you how you will help me.

Help you? No, no, no, I can't help.

I need you to distract your wife so I can get inside.

You will call her at exactly 10:15 a.m.

and tell her you can't find your wallet.

Do you have a bedside table?

Yes. Good.

You say you think you might have left your wallet there,

would she please go check.

That would get her upstairs, and I'll have time to get in.

I should write this down.

Don't write it down.

Right. No, don't write.

No, no, no, right, like I... I understand.

Chase... after you walk out that door,

there is no going back.

I understand.

Okay.

Golf?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Si.

Bye.

Woman: I have a lot to be proud of.

I am glad to be alive.

Whee!

I am in control of my life

I live by my positive choices.

I am the best me I can...

Shit.

Man: How's the job hunt going?

I have a job. You know that.

Diner in Statesville?

Yeah. You got fired.

How'd you know that?

I went there to check on you.

Wow. That's really sad.

I'm your parole officer.

It's almost two hours away.

You have to get a job, Letty,

either that or I sign you up

for some super fun community service.

Hard pass. Are we done?

No. I've answered all the questions.

It's almost 7:30.

Don't you have to be home for dinner or something?

I'm divorced.

So, you like to work late to fill the void?

And it helps with the whole sober thing.

How's that going for you?

One week.

That's great! Celebration-worthy.

Right? We should totally go get wasted.

Do you have plans tonight?

Are you asking me out?

No. I'm asking if you have plans tonight.

You're the weirdest P.O. I've ever had.

Thank you.

Are you like this with Gary?

How do you know Gary?

I met him outside.

He was peeing next to the front door.

No, I'm not like this with Gary.

Gary is an idiot.

All Gary has to do is not host cockfights.

That's all he ever does.

He will spend most of his life in jail because of this.

I see people like Gary all day long,

people who deserve to be in this building.

But you're smart. You're young.

You're...

Why are you here?

Why are you?

I'm not young and beautiful.

You were a professor.

Yeah.

So, you screwed something up.

For sure.

What's that called?

"Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog."

You like it?

I like how scared shitless that guy is.

How do you know he's scared? You can't even see his face.

If you saw somebody on the side of the road,

broke down or in an accident or whatever,

would you pull over and help?

Did you see somebody who needed help?

Maybe.

Did you help them?

No.