نخستین 200 خط.
You are grounded for an entire week.
And clean this place up.
Don't stop until you can eat off the floor.
We're done.
I always eat off the floor.
Mr. Quince, we really didn't mean to let the night
get so out of control.
She's right dad.
It just kind of blew up.
But really, how bad was it?
A week's grounding isn't nearly enough.
Oh, it looks like I missed some.
Waste not, want not.
I'm managing the construction crew for the research centre.
You're all old enough that I shouldn't need
to manage you too.
Now get cleaning!
Wow.
He's mad.
I knew we should have invited him to the party.
Okay let's start in the living room.
This is a disaster.
I don't know, it's missing something.
There!
Perfect symmetry.
It's like every day is opposite day for you.
Astral, brooms are our friends!
I just don't get it!
Who gets invited to a party by a girl and shows up with
a different girl?
Tristan, I guess.
Doesn't he know anything about
hormonally charged teen interactions?
There are unwritten rules.
Someone should write them down!
I wish you could just fairy him to fall for you.
You really want Biscuit to like you?
Two words: troll potion.
Troll potion?
Best magic around.
It's the oil from the soil.
The fixer elixir.
The supersonic tonic!
It's mostly dirt and snails,
but it will get him to some next-level crushing!
Gross.
Hey Brendoni, mind helping?
No problem-o.
Brendoni.
You don't understand what we're doing here,
do you?
Only the trash is supposed to go outside.
So Brendoni, this troll potion.
If you were to, hypothetically, accidentally, on-purpose,
do this for me...
could you possibly do it tomorrow?
I don't know if you'd be ready for that jelly.
It could be a real disaster.
I do love a good disaster.
My life is over.
I'm always gonna be known as that kid whose dad
shut down his party.
Everyone's gonna laugh at me.
Wait, is that the good kind of laughing, or the bad kind?
The kind that causes you to retreat from society,
adopt eleven cats, and only go outside to tell kids that you're
keeping their frisbees!
Bad kind.
Got it.
I hear talking and not much cleaning!
A little help, please?
I know a shortcut.
What happened?
You asked for a little help.
Why did I reject my instincts and not move to South America
when I had the chance?
Everybody's staring at you.
This is how it begins.
The four stages of humiliation.
Stage one: the looks.
Second stage: the pointing.
Third stage: the verbal assault.
Devon!
Here it comes.
What happens at stage four?
Trust me, you don't want to see stage four.
Dude.
That party was outrageous!!
Wait, what?
You're a legend!
It was totally awesome!
My face will serve as a living tribute to you, Dee-vo.
Long live the party king!
Dee-Vo, Dee-Vo, Dee-Vo!
They love me.
They really love me!
Dee-Vo, Dee-Vo, Dee-Vo!
Troll magic isn't like fairy magic.
So if you're going to back out, now is the time.
No way.
Tristan came to the party with Hailey.
I'm doing this.
Nothing else has worked.
Then.
Game.
On.
Dude, spot me?
Yeah, sure.
Whoa.
Okay.
You just broke the school weight-lifting record
and didn't break a sweat?!
Sweating's for saps.
I owe my super strength to this veggie smoothie.
No sugar.
No additives.
All natural.
Have a sip.
Mmm, that's good.
What's the secret ingredient?
The secret ingredient is love.
Yeah right, it's kale
You're welcome.
You said plants don't die in Athenia?
They never have before.
Not like this.
Well, well... if it isn't the Other.
I'm surprised the pixies haven't bitten your eyelids off yet.
I'll have to tell them to try harder.
We're here to see King Oberon!
Versitude, it's the Summerberries.
Look, something's wrong.
The King does not have time to be addressed by an Other
and a mere wood fairy.
But I will let him know you destroyed a life.
That's not what happened!
Please, let us speak to the King.
He'll know how to fix it.
I suggest you fix it yourselves.
Unless you want to meet the same fate as those berries.
But this was my favorite plant.
It won't die, Peasey.
Not on my watch.
Popularity is fleeting.
I'm still the same old guy.
Nothing's changed.
Good, because for a second there I thought the exact opposite
was going to happen.
Is it true you rode a horse through your living room?
Well, actually...
That's so cool.
You're awesome.
Yeah, Dev.
You're awesome.
There was no horse.
It was a zebra.
The really impressive thing was the laser show.
It was so bright, we blew an entire city block's power.
Like, bam!
I guess that's why they call me The Dee-vo-lition Man.
Are you kidding me?
Can I come to your next party?
Yeah, me too!
Me too!
Me three!
My Princess...
Who told you I was a Princess?
No one had to tell me.
You are a princess and I am going crown you
with amour!
Uh... cool...
Excuse me?
Tristan!
Hello?
Over here.
Hailey, I am getting lost in Astral's eyes right now.
And my GPS is leading me straight to her heart.
How can anyone get so barfy over Astral?
Oh that name just makes me want to sing!
"Oh Astraaaal!"
"Without you my life would be disaaastral!"
"I just want to be next to you, Astraaaal!"
It's okay, Tristan.
Very sweet.
People are starting to stare.
Let them.
No one should be deprived of your beauty.
I can't believe he rhymed Astral with Astral.
Also, "disastral" isn't even a word.
Also, what is happening?!?!
Here, I did your homework for you.
I'm really good at math.
Tristan plus Astral equals true love?
I gotta get to practice.
But, I will be thinking of you the whole time.
Brendoni's a genius.
Who knew?
Echinacea, chamomile, and lavender...
The perfect herbal remedy.
My grandma used to make it when I'd get my head stuck
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