Hot Shots! Part Deux

Hm.

- Arsenio Hall! - Woo! Woo! Woo!

Team Two take the prison. We get the villa.

Little Sister, this is Big Brother, we are in the ballpark.

Big Brother, Little Sister. We're at the prison.

Little Sister, Big Brother. Are you in position?

Big Brother, Little Sister, affirmative. Attack in 30.

Starting now.

Hm!

Ooh! Ooh!

Ah, ah. Ooh.

Six...

...five, four, three, two...

It's an ambush!

Alka-Seltzer!

Whoa!

Ahh!

Big Brother! Harbinger, where are you?

Ahh!

Ahh! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Oh!

Surrender, Yankee infidels! You have no chance.

Off to prison, American Satans.

Americans were shocked by the announcement of the failure

of yet another mission to rescue hostages from the Middle East.

Informed sources reveal that the rescue team itself has been captured

and added to those already being held.

Reports also indicate that an attempt on the life

of a terrorist dictator was thwarted at the same time.

With the election 10 days away, it may be a setback for the White House.

Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards

commented on the failed mission.

This is no time for partisan politics.

Bringing our people home should be our priority.

Despite this crisis, the president put on his best political face

continuing on his campaign schedule.

Benson's 20-point lead in the poll six months ago

has plummeted since the hostage crisis began.

The CNN/Victoria's Secret catalog poll

has the president and Edwards running neck and neck.

Today, Benson made a brief stop in Fergus Falls, Virginia

- for a groundbreaking of a library. - You took my baby!

The five living former chief executives

Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon

were on hand for the groundbreaking ceremony.

Correspondent Jeri Kelter reports on this historic moment.

The library is to be built near the Fergus Falls Civic Center.

- President Benson made no statements. - Oh! My knee!

Publicly, he seemed unaware of the political blow he had been dealt.

Privately, aides marveled at his spirit as he performed his morning routine

by milking the White House goats

and eating two helpings of grapefruit and creamed corn.

Tonight, the president and his top advisers will burn the midnight oil.

Sabotage.

My God, man, what does it mean?

We must tighten security, sir. Find out who's behind it.

No, no, no. The word "sabotage." What does it mean?

Someone's subverting our mission, sir.

One of our own may be aiding the enemy.

Come in!

Mr. President.

Oh, Jesus! Don't you ever sneak up on me like that again.

What is it, Bob?

If Edwards hears of this, he'll use it against you.

- He'll try to prove you're incompetent. - I can prove that too.

Mr. President, the CIA can't afford another failure.

We'll send Colonel Walters to get our people.

To ensure success, we need Topper Harley.

We've located him in the Far East.

Topper Harley.

We've served together before, sir. There's no one better.

- Cookie? - Not me, sir.

- Young lady? - No, thank you.

No, no, I was just offering him a young lady.

Oh, yeah, Topper Harley.

Good. I love the boy. Kid's got guts.

There isn't a fighting man on this planet that can...

Gotcha! Listening at the door, huh?

Well, Walters, looks like we've got our saboteur.

That's your wife, sir.

Huh! Yeah, so it is.

Lavinia. You're looking as lovely as the day we met.

Find out what she knows.

As for you, get me Topper Harley.

Hm?

Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears! Sprinkles, sprinkles!

Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears! Sprinkles, sprinkles...

You fight!

Aisle 5, mezzanine, to your left.

Get your program right here. Program!

One pig snout sandwich.

Both fighters are showing signs of fatigue.

They aren't moving around the ring as much.

Hey, this is where your conditioning pays off.

Coochie-coochie-coo. Coochie-goo.

You win!

Topper, Topper, Topper, Topper...

Topper Harley!

Mmm.

Topper.

I don't believe it.

- Topper. - Colonel.

- Good to see you again. - Yeah, you too.

You want to tell me about it?

Well, they let me live here.

I help out fixing things.

It's peaceful. Quiet.

No one is allowed to talk.

And that dim sum fighting in the warehouse yesterday?

I do that for the extra money.

And to satisfy my male cravings to kill and win.

Colonel, who are they?

She's CIA.

- The other man's an extra. - Ah.

What does she do?

Heads up Middle East covert operations.

Reports directly to Benson.

Colonel, these men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy.

Like their fathers and grandfathers.

They haven't seen a woman in decades.

Miss Huddleston!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

This is Michelle Huddleston.

Topper Harley.

Pleasure.

- You're not easy to find. - Why are you keeping track?

It's like the colonel says:

Good men are hard to find.

I don't know what you know about the last war,

but some of our men were missing in action.

On two occasions we sent in squads to rescue those men.

Both squads failed.

We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the men.

- I'm here to make sure we succeed. - What's this got to do with me?

I'm going this time.

- We want you to go with him. - Why me, ma'am?

Because you're the best of what's left.

My war is over.

Mmm... Ah!

It's a few extra dollars now.

But you'll make that back on your heating bill.

We're gonna caulk the ashram if you want to stop by.

Thanks, Bob.

This mission's important. We've got to take care of our people.

Come with me.

When are you gonna put Ramada behind you?

- What are you saying? - You say your war is over.

Maybe the one out there is, but not the one inside you.

You running from the pain won't solve anything.

Because wherever you go, you take the pain with you.

You've come an awful long way to lecture me.

You were hurt when that woman left.

You're using that to hide from who you really are.

- That was a long time ago. - Thank you. Next!

I don't want it.

Nice butt.

Topper, let me tell you a little story.

It seems there were three bears.

One day when their porridge was too hot, they took a walk.

A little blond girl skipped through the woods

and she ate their porridge and sat in their chairs

and slept in their beds.

And when those bears returned and discovered that mess...

- Do you know what happened then? - No.

That little blond girl got scared.

Ran away.

So, what you're saying is, that little blond girl is me.

So I should color my hair...

Topper, they didn't make you this fighting machine.

They just cooked up the porridge and went for a walk.

You won't stop running until you face your three bears.

Ramada.

Colonel.

I'm sorry.

It has to end for me sometime.

If you should change your mind

here's my 900 number.

It's $5.00 a minute. I'll waive the charges.

...your three bears.

Ramada. Ramada. Ramada.

If our lips should meet Inamorata

Don Corleone.

Kiss me, kiss me sweet Inamorata

Hold me close And say goodnight

With a love As warm as wine

I'm at heaven's door Inamorata

Want you more and more Inamorata

You're a symphony

A very beautiful sonata My inamorata

Say that you're my sweetheart My love

You're a symphony

A very beautiful sonata My inamorata

Say that you're my sweetheart My love

Hey, what's wrong, kid?

I love you so much.

But it's such a crazy world. I don't want anything to happen to us.

Don't worry.

In a few days, we'll be on the train to Hawaii.

We'll find a minister to marry us, and we'll never be apart.

But if something should keep us apart?