Rush Hour - First Season

Shh! Be quiet.

Come with us. Come with us before he kills you.

It's probably just a breaker.

I got this.

Scary movies.

Oh, my god!

No, no.

Come on, let's go.

I'll be right there.

oh!

- Oh, my god. - What, man?

- 'that's dangerous.' - 'mm-mm-mm.'

How do you focus on the road ahead

When your eyes are on all the ladies?

talent, mostly. I can just sense things.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.

Two fine girls in an orange caddy

But ponytail is definitely into me.

Ladies.

Hey, bruce, lighten up, okay? It's a beautiful day.

Bruce? You thought my name was bruce lee?

Okay. Okay, so what if I did? I bet you don't know my name.

Your name is james, after your father.

And your middle name is steven...

Okay, what, what are you, what are you..

Writing a book report? I mean, god dang, man.

It's just common courtesy to know your partner's name.

Look if you want me to know your name, just tell me your name.

You shouldn't have to ask. You should already know.

'to the precinct for captain cole.'

That's what's up.

Let's ride.

Another home invasion last night.

This time in beverly hills.

House robbed. Two people dead.

- 'same crew?' - 'well, it's a safe bet.'

Same mo.

Wealthy neighborhood, expensive home

Efficient robbery..

And the home security system?

Disabled. Just like the last two jobs.

You know, the-the security camera didn't catch a thing

But we do have a few possible leads.

Did that possible carry some skepticism?

Uh-huh, yeah, it does.

But we are going to look into them anyway.

Let's see, we have a gardener who saw a moving van

Parked down the street that morning

And an elderly neighbor thinks that we should go

And talk to those young punks down the street.

The most dangerous assignment goes to donovan.

- Sounds about right. - Oh, and one more thing.

One of the victims last night owned this lovely $80,000 item.

- A car shaped like a watch? - No.

A robot butler that transforms into a watch?

No, it is just a watch.

'however, it was conspicuously'

Missing from the wrist of its owner.

Yeah, but this crew has only been hitting wall safes.

I mean, so far they've resisted taking any personal items.

- So find the watch. - Find our killers.

Exactly. Okay, happy hunting.

What'd I tell you, the moving truck was there

'cause somebody was moving

So tha was a big waste of time.

Following an order is never a waste of time.

Man, you got a lame sound byte for every occasion.

You're like the world's worst action figure. Detective nerd.

Pull his chord and hear him say something corny.

A good officer always follows the three l's. Look. Listen...

Let's play some music. Great idea.

'in the 1200 block of west collington avenue.'

narcotics bust, guy on the run is just a few blocks up.

How close are we?

- There. - Hey!

Hey! Dang it. My door is stuck.

Hey!

I'm at this.

Got you.

Hands in the air. Turn around slow.

- Hey, cuz. - Gerald?

Man, hurry up and get out of here.

Quick, before lee gets here.

Up against the wall. Hurry!

What the hell?

Oh.

- You arrested gerald? - I didn't know it was him.

If he would've just turned back around and said

"carter, it's me," I would have not done anything different.

I follow the rules. Oh, hey, hey, lee.

- How you doin'? - Hey, carter.

But that's not even the worst part, alright?

This arrest here?

- Three? - Strikes.

When gerald was 16, him and one of his dumbass friends

Robbed a guy outside of a liquor store.

'I mean, all they took was a six pack, but gerald had a gun.'

Bb gun, it wasn't even loaded. Didn't matter. It was a felony.

After a felony, any two crimes you commit no matter how small

Means serious jail time. Three strikes law.

In china, it's one strike and out.

Not "commit one crime and get two crimes free."

Hey, hey, this is my cousin, you're talking about, alright?

Yeah, I know, he breaks many laws.

diaz.

Hey! How's your sister doing, by the way?

She still a part of that chinese gang that kills people?

Yeah. She's still part of the quantou.

Look, I wish you'd cut my cousin some slack.

I wish you would take your job more seriously.

I wish you two would quit bickering about

Petty little differences all the time

'and try working together.'

So sorry, didi.

I mean, this home invasion crew is pulling jobs

At a steady rate, you guys, okay, and I'm guessing

That we don't have a lot of time before they kill somebody else.

So come together, okay? Find some bedrock.

Kiss and make-up, I don't care.

Do whatever you gotta do and then get to work on this.

'back up off me! Touch me again and see what happens.'

I'll cut you to pieces! Then I'll eat the pieces!

I'll eat your pieces!

man, alright. I gotta keep up my street cred, man.

- What's this about? - Gerald, you're a kind man.

Right, you got arrested on a drug charge, which is serious

But you're not violent, you don't hurt people.

I'm a libra. We love.

'so maybe you can help me understand'

Why a kind, non-violent man was wearing a watch

Taken from the scene of a double homicide?

What?

'yeah, home invasion.'

The crew behind it has hit three houses, mansions

Top of the line security, but they get in and they get out.

'no witnesses, no evidence left behind. They just disappear.'

And then here you appear wearing the victim's watch.

I-I got this off the street!

I-I swear, man. You know me. I swear on everything I love, man.

I didn't have nothing to do with, none of that..

Okay, okay. We believe you.

I believe you. You're not a killer.

I mean, the only thing you're guilty of being

Is the stupidest man that I've ever met!

Two strikes on your record, and you still have no harm

But going around peddling narcotics?

It was medicinal marijuana.

But you're not authorized to sell

Or have and all of what you had

Is because you stole it of a blind man!

No, he's faking. Blind frank can see just fine.

Just when I thought my contempt for you

Couldn't be any stronger, I was wrong.

Three strikes is real jail time.

But I might be able to help you out.

I need details on how you got that watch.

If it leads me to my killers, I can get your charges dropped

And get you out of here.

Okay, cool, that, that is no problem, man.

I've got a photogenic memory. I got details on details, my boy.

Alright, so it all started two days ago, Friday.

Today is Friday.

It all started two days ago, Wednesday.

So look, I was at the venice beach boardwalk

And I happen upon a familiar unlicensed dealer

Of fine watches and jewelry, snakehat.

One word, write this down 'cause this is not a game, okay?

He is very selective about the people that he deals with

But he'll sell to me because he know that

I roll with peanut butter and duck-butt.