Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead (ゾン100～ゾンビになるまでにしたい100のこと～)

- Get back! Get back!

Stop it, stop it!

Please, I can't take it!

Help! This place is a living hell!

Someone, please!

Oh, yeah, well, compared to my life in the office,

yours sounds like heaven.

Oh, no. It's so late.

I really ought to get some sleep.

What's tomorrow?

Oh.

That's right, ah.

I've got work again tomorrow, don't I?

Work, huh?

I don't wanna go.

It happened three years ago.

Okay, starting today,

he'll be joining the production department,

and--your name is, uh-- - Yes, sir.

My name's Akira Tendo!

It's a pleasure to meet every one of you!

On my first day at the company,

I just knew I was joining

a lively office with great atmosphere.

Thank you! I'm happy to be here with you!

After landing a job at a company I dreamed about working for,

I was bursting with all sorts of hopes, dreams, and ambitions.

I'm gonna pump out commercials for all the big players!

- Which means I might get lucky

and even meet some stars!

Wow. I'll do my best.

- Right, then. -

- You'll be stationed at this desk.

Yes, sir!

- If you need help with anything,

just ask department chief Kosuki.

- Nice to meet you. - Yes!

I look forward to working with you!

- Thanks for your hard work, sir.

Uh, I'm sorry!

It's all right.

I should have been looking where I was going.

- Not at all! It was my fault.

I was... -

Hmm?

- Uh, excuse me!

Uh, here! - Oh, thank you.

- Don't mention it. - It's nice to meet you.

I'm Saori Ohtori from accounting.

You're new, right, Mr. Tendo?

- Yes.

Looking forward to working with you.

- If you need help with invoices,

or if you have any questions,

feel free to come ask me anytime.

If you ever need me,

my desk is through there and to the left.

- Got it.

- Well, big first day. Best of luck!

She's cute.

all: Cheers!

Thanks for all your hard work.

- Where'd you go to school, Tendo?

- K University! - Wow!

That's a pretty good school. - Oh, I dunno about that.

- Got a girlfriend? - Oh.

I haven't had any luck in that department.

What?

How's a stud like you havin' trouble?

- Oh, thanks, but I'm far from a--

- Come on. You can ditch the tie here.

We're not that kind of office.

Thanks, I appreciate it,

but wearing one gets me pumped up.

- You got a pretty athletic build.

You, uh, ever play anything? - Yeah.

I actually played rugby throughout college.

all: Whoa!

- Seriously? Rugby's tough!

That's incredible! - Mm-hmm!

- Looks like we got a team player!

- No kidding. - Huh?

Wow.

Miss Ohtori's definitely a total babe,

and she's totally my type.

Right.

I'm gonna prove myself at this job

and show her what I can do.

- I think it's about time we get goin', huh?

Yeah, yeah.

- Thank you for an amazing first day here!

I'm already looking forward to tomorrow.

- All right. Everybody grab your stuff.

Time to get back to work.

Ah--

What is this?

Why are we still at work?

Uh, this isn't normal, right?

- How much longer you got till you're done?

- Huh? Uh, wha--

- Ten minutes, 'kay? - Huh?

- An all-nighter my very first day.

The next morning, I was still in the office.

Good morning.

- Morning. -

And also that evening...

Seriously!

- - When am I gonna be able

to go home? - I'm gonna step out

and grab some dinner. -

Did he just say dinner?

I'm not going home tonight after all!

Eventually I was able to clock out

and go home two days after I had started.

Oh, they must be one

of those exploitative corporations.

I still feel like I'm sleep-deprived.

I wonder how long I'm gonna be stuck

at work this time around.

All of the sudden I feel like I don't wanna go to the office.

What am I doing whining about this?

I'm used to stuff like this, remember?

I'm the one who set my sights on this career!

I worked too hard to get it to give up!

Suck it up! Show some backbone!

Don't underestimate us ruggers!

Good morning, everyone!

Our company has plenty of employee-friendly policies!

Oh, yeah, sure!

We get annual paid vacations and our anniversary day off

as well as mental health days.

That being said, I've never seen anybody use 'em.

- We encourage one another to work harder in the office

with good old-fashioned competition!

- Unpaid overtime last month? - About 150 hours.

- That's nothin'. Talk to me once you're at 200.

- I'm blessed with lots of kind coworkers.

- Hey, don't sweat. I'll cover dinner.

It's only fair since I make more than you.

I don't look it, but it's my fifth year.

- Takahashi treated me though his pay is 210,000 yen.

Kosugi, our department chief--

- -

- Don't come cryin' to me for everything!

Why can't you just figure it out on your own, you know?

What? You made a decision without me?

What did I say about doin' stuff like that?

- He can be a bit moody at times,

but he's so passionate about mentoring people

that some employees are moved to tears by his words!

- -

Where the hell do you think you're going, dammit?

- It's also great how health-conscious everyone

at the office is!

- Talk to me again when you start pissin' blood.

- Another day, another ulcer. Am I right?

And in my second year...

Man, when was the last time I bathed?

I'm making it on the last train tonight no matter what so I--

- Tendo! -

Yes, sir?

- Takahashi's out today and you're takin' over.

- Uh-- - It's due by the end

of the week.

Yes, sir.

Looks like another all-nighter for me.

Honestly, the guy was

a good-for-nothin' piece of crap.

Useless.

- Maybe I'll get lucky and a missile will fall on me.