SDU: Sex Duties Unit (Fei hu chu zheng) (飛虎出征)

"This movie is based on a true story that happened after Hong Kong's handover."

"As sensitive information is involved,"

"due to some parties still currently being engaged in the police force,"

"the names, unit numbers, and the times and places of the incidents..."

"...have been changed in order to protect their personal safety."

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This is a robbery!

Don't move!

Lie down!

What are you doing? I said lie down! Are you deaf?

No.

You said don't move, so how can I lie down?

And if I lie down, then why can't I move?

Ah, we have a talkative guy!

You're one smart little monkey,

aren't you?

Aren't you?

Freeze! Don't move!

We're at the scene and need backup!

Stay away!

- Sir - The suspect is inside holding 50 people hostage.

Call the negotiation team

- and have SDU on standby. - Yes sir!

Don't come any closer!

Or I'll kill her!

I'm inspector Lau Chi-wai.

Tell me what your demands are,

but don't hurt the hostages.

- Get me a car! - Wait!

It's horse racing day so traffic's bad...A plane!

Get me a helicopter in 15 minutes...

...otherwise I'll kill her!

Errr inspector...

I'm hungry-

How's it going?

The suspect's mentally unstable.

We'd better agree to some of his demands.

He wants pizza.

Get over here!

Not you!

The pizza boy!

- Which do you want? - I want the stuffed crust one.

We don't make those...

What do you mean you don't make them? And you call yourself a pizza delivery?

Well, you didn't order the stuffed crust in the beginning.

How can it be good without the cheese inside?

No way, I want the stuffed crust.

What's so great about the cheese? It's fattening and has tons of cholesterol.

I don't care, I'll kill this chick!

Fine, okay.

Don't get so worked up.

I'll order one for you right now.

Hey, where's the helicopter? There's just three minutes left!

OK, calm down.

Look, I fulfilled one of your demands already.

Shouldn't you let some hostages

- go at least? - I don't care!

If the helicopter doesn't get here in 3 minutes,

I'll kill this foreign girl!

L...have Hong Kong permanent residency!

- You smart ass! - Hey!

Go,go,go!

Go where? The guy's already surrendered. Go home!

As long as the helicopter doesn't get here in 3 minutes, I'll shoot her!

Hello?

Seriously?

The female hostage just now...

...her nipples were hard under her dress.

You see everything!

I don't know why you think it's such a big deal.

I don't understand how women can go out and not wear a bra!

What's the big problem?

The girls in Boston don't wear bras either.

Without bras,

it's normal that their nipples jut out.

For fuck's sake...

...this ABC can speak Cantonese but always uses English words.

It's so complicated to use three syllables:

Nip-ple-s.

In Cantonese it's so much easier:

I-I-n!

Hey, what time is the Portugal vs. England game tonight?

11pm. But why bother, Portugal will lose.

No no, I want to see Cristiano Ronaldo.

What's so great about him?

- His skills with the ball! - You can watch Ronaldo,

and I'll surf for my porn.

Enlarge it!

No, rotate it, "then" you enlarge it.

Damn dirty horny bastards.

Bro! We're in a police van.

You can drive faster!

You won't get a ticket!

I'll shower first.

Go ahead.

"Regarding SDU Training course in United States."

"Headquarter decided to send A-team to States in order to unleash their best qualities."

You're looking for me?

Sir, I want to know why you chose the A-team?

You know that SDU hasn't won a single award in many years.

This year we have a chance...

...since the SAS team isn't that strong.

Don't be like that. You know your B-team

can't even run 10km in half an hour!

Sir, it was raining the last time we ran. A-team didn't have to face the rain.

This is just one of the problems.

Hey, how's your English?

I dated a white girl before!

OK. How do you spell "September"?

S-E-P...

I'm definitely faster than Joe at loading guns...

...and he can't beat me in close quarter combat!

A team is not just about one person.

You gotta have team spirit!

Josh told me that he wants to move to A-team.

- Huh? - If you were a good leader...

...then your team members wouldn't ask for that.

Josh wants to transfer to A-team?

I was working, how can I answer the phone?

Of course you can answer your phone anytime.

You're a receptionist!

I thought if one person signs then it's okay?

No.

I used to deal with your father as well.

This is a long-term contract...

...I must have both signatures.

You should speak with him quickly.

This is a

good buyer...

- Shall I... - No, definitely not. Let me think it over.

Hey, is there anything else? If not then I'm leaving.

Who said we're done?

Let me take a shower, then we'll go for a drink.

Who's more attractive to you girls with big chests.

Or girls with flat chests but no bras?

What the fuck is up with your question?

Why can't big-breasted girls also not wear bras?

Why should I choose?

Yeah, your question already has problems.

But if I really have to choose?

OK, then...

...big-chested girls.

You're totally shameless!

Hey Missy, I can't always be around you 24-7...

...I need time for myself too.

Never mind, if you're not happy being with me...

...let's break up.

I tell you this, Cheung Suk-yee...

...it's not that I don't understand you.

You don't understand me either!

Maybe we should've gotten to know each other better before we started.

No need.

Just throw them all away.

But that's really how she asked!

What?

They are talking about the other departments going out for "special massages".

So I went in...

...and she asked me if I wanted a facial!

Fuck no, I didn't come for a facial.

I came for a...

Thanks!

So I told her I didn't want a facial.

And I still regret it to this day!

Why?

Do you know what a facial is?

They mean using this pair...

...right over here. Then she pushes your face into them...

...and then the facial begins!

Hey, hey!

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry! Speaking of which,

why don't we get going already?

Are you sure? If you're up for it,

then I'm in!

I'm ready anytime!

Right now?

I'm watching the game...

Umm...yes, it's about to start.

Watching others score...

...while you yourself can't score is just stupid.

Come on, let's go!

So this is serious?

If so, then I gotta call my morn to tell her I'll be back late.

Fucking hell, you're a mama's boy?

Will you ask for your mom's permission...

...before shooting a robber?

What the fuck are you doing?

He's called Dried Shrimp, so of course he's gonna be wimpy.

By the way, why are you called Dried Shrimp?

Just say it. You'd tell it sooner or later anyway.

- Fine, you're the one who OKs it. - Well?

You didn't join the team yet...

...but during Chinese New Year last year there was a big case.

I've heard of it.

...and our Dried Shrimp here gained his fame as a hero.

We received some intelligence...

and the two teams set off for the criminal Wang Tao's den.

Got to the target location, carefully standby at the back door.