A Seven-Faced Man (柒个我)

You said that you would buy me a horse?

Will you swear that you would buy me a

horse?

Yes, a horse.

Yeah!

Let's go.

Give it to me!

I heard a ringing.

What's inside?

What's wrong with you?

Don't touch me!

Bai Xin Xin?

Don't answer!

Hello?

Only one hour left now.

Hey, it's strange.

How come a man has such a girlish name, Bai Xin Xin?

Hello? What did you say?

What... What?

What... do you mean by "only... only one hour left"?

Dude, I don't understand.

Before 1 pm, take the jacket to the sha... bby warehouse at the east of the city.

Otherwise...

Shut up!

What?

Come on! How dare you threaten me with a woman's life?

What a dumb ass you are! Shame on you!

Tell me then, where are you now?

No. Don't act on impulse.

You have promised me to attend the board meeting first!

Hang on a minute, Dude.

Why can't you tell the order of priority?

Which is more important? Your bullshit meeting or a woman's life?

Another dumb ass!

Where are you?

Hey bros,

let's have a rehearsal before Cui Hao Yue comes.

- Okay. - Okay.

Come on! Clear the site.

I guess that you already know

that Cui Hao Yue is a ruthless guy.

Today,

treat me as him and have a combat exercise.

- Understood? - Yes.

Slowly.

Slow... slow down!

Stop. Stop.

What's wrong with you?

I said "slowly"!

Are you all in a rush

to have a reincarnation?

Can't understand my words?

Get ready now.

Get ready now. Take it slowly.

Ready, Steady,

Go!

Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

Who sneak attacked me from behind?

How could we do that?

How could we sneak attack someone from behind?

We have to fight fair and square from the front, got it?

The front.

This is the front.

Got it?

Alright.

Continue.

Start when I tell you to.

Get ready.

Set.

Go!

You go first!

Boss, don't drink beer.

Eat an apple

for Vitamin C.

Sit, sit, sit.

I'll go and turn on the TV.

What kind of nonsense is this?

Boss, this... this is called feeling.

What the era is it now? Why still bother to have a feeling?

Listen, my friend. We don't welcome people like you here.

If you are clever, hurry and leave.

I'll turn down the volume.

Bullets don't have eyes.

If you continue to stay here--

I told you to turn down the volume. Why is it even louder than before?

It's already at the smallest.

Where is this sound coming from?

Which one of you is the bastard

who kept on bullshiting on the phone just now?

I'm looking for the Chairwoman.

I'm sorry. I need to pass on an urgent message to the Chairwoman.

Something urgent suddenly came up,

Deputy Manager Shen won't be able to arrive on time.

Shuangcheng Entertainment's new deputy manager had a minor accident on the way.

He needs to go to the hospital before arriving here.

How about this? Let's hear Deputy Manager Shen Yi Zhen's speech last.

Let's start the meeting.

Uncle. (Tianjin dialect)

I need to take this horse away.

We have an upcoming show.

Disappointing.

What a funny weirdo!

Fine, let's return to the main topic.

Which one of you is the bastard

bullshitting on the phone just now?

Boss, his eyes are quite sharp.

He doesn't seem like someone who's easy to deal with.

Even though he looks like this, he's probably just a good-for-nothing.

Be quiet.

You bunch of people.

Fine.

Today, I will let you have a taste of

this good-for-nothing's strength.

Come on, dude!

Dude.

Change the music for me.

Ah, okay.

Let me get perfectly prepared.

Are those real bombs or fake ones?

Although the saying goes "all men are brothers",

I still need to teach you guys a lesson today.

Who's the boss?

Seriously, you!

There's nothing good about you.

If you like wearing leather jackets that much, then just go and buy one yourself.

Why would you kidnap an innocent girl and mess around?

You guys, too!

Look at you. How can you scare a little girl like that?

Don't you feel ashamed?

Listen up.

I, Zhu Chang Jiang, hate it the most when a gang of people

bully only one person.

Especially, if the victim is a girl.

Shame on you all!

Move aside.

I am talking to you.

Speak.

Why aren't you speaking? Speak!

It's going to explode!

I've clearly set this up.

Why aren't you going off?

Strange.

To have such a mistake happen in front of so many people...

What's wrong with this?

See, I told you. He's a good-for-nothing.

This device is for position locating and sound transmission.

Once I change to another personality without any preparation,

put this on me.

No!

And I was wondering

why he suddenly started blabbering non-stop.

Look. He even got a new look.

You're just trying to stall for time, aren't you?

Well done, aren't you?

Dude, could you put on my hat for me?

Your hat?

Hat?

It's alright to slap my face,

but please don't step on my shoes!

Hey, hey! Didn't you notice it?

My shoes were what Eastwood wore

in "A Fitful of Dollars". They are precious.

You can't just step on them.

You are really garrulous. Weirdo.

Boss, could it be that he had taken it?

His eyes are completely different from before.

I thought that he was another person.

Makes sense.

What? There were drugs inside the jacket?

Didn't you buy this for me?

Look! How cool is this American jacket. It's Harley-Davidson.

Dad.

Boss.

Spit it out, who is he?

Speak!

Tell me who he is!

Boss.

My mustache!

You need to rip this off for her to speak.

That's my brother! My brother!

How many times have I told you?

He doesn't have the leather jacket! I do!

You turned something simple into something so complicated. Seriously.

Ask your brother where he is right now.

So? Don't I look handsome wearing this jacket?

Brother, where are you right now?

Where else could I be? I'm at our family's restaurant.

My friends are coming over today.

Your friends are coming over?

You know them.

The people who provided me with material for my novel last time.

Ah! I remember, you mean those friends.

It's great that you are with them.

That... Brother.

Didn't you tell me to read your novel?

I want to tell you this.

The beginning of chapter three

is brilliant.

What's wrong with you!