A Goofy Movie

Max.

Max.

Max.

Roxanne?

What's wrong?

- Hello? Hello? - Max! Where the heck are ya, man?

- P.J.? - You should've been here an hour ago.

What? Whaddya... Hold on.

- Oh, no! - Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off.

No way, man. It's now or never.

Well, you better get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker.

- Mornin', son. - Dad!

Oops. I forgot.

Mornin', son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes.

Yeah, well, there they are. Help yourself.

- Max, I thought we talked about this. - Yeah, look, I'm sorry, Dad.

I'll... I'll take care of it later.

- What's the big rush? - I'm running late.

Ooh. I could drive you in on my way to work.

Uh, no. No, thanks. I, uh, I need the exercise.

Aw, come on, Max.

Dad!

No.

Oh, Dad, you ruined it.

Sorry about that? Who was he anyway?

It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet.

Ohh, not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king.

Everybody mambo.

Dad! Come on. There's no time for this. What if the neighbours see us, huh?

Maxie, wait up! You forgot your lunch.

Have a good day.

They've been laughin' since I can remember

But they're not gonna laugh any more

No more Maxie the Geek No more goof of the week

Like before

No more algebra tests 'til September

No more lookin' at losers like him

- No more havin' to cheat - No more mystery meat

- No more gym, No more gym - No more gym, No more gym

- Gonna move to the mall - Gonna live in the pool

Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool

'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin'

After today she'll be mine

After today my brains'll be snoozin'

If I don't think I'll be fine

I've got 40 more minutes of Home Economics

- Then down with the textbooks - And up with the comics

Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Finding the right thing to say

But things'll be goin' my way after today

She looked right through me

And who could blame her

I need a new me

Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goof

And after today I'm gonna be cruisin'

No more pep rallies to cut Blah

After today my brains'll be snoozin'

I'm gonna sit on my butt

I've got less than an hour

And when this is ended I'll either be famous

Or you'll be suspended

Just think of all the time I've been losin'

Waiting until I could say

Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye

Gonna party from now 'til the end of July

Things'll be goin' my way after today

I wish that this was the day

After today

- Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah, I'm okay. I just, uh...

Down the, the stair. I was... I came.

I can't believe I did that.

She finally says hi to me, and what do I do? I choke!

Ha-yuk! I looked like a big spaz.

Where have you been, buddy?

Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?

Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me. Are you sure we gotta do this?

It's my only chance, Peej. To Roxanne, I'm, I'm just a nobody.

But after today...

Bobby.

Wow. Look. A-All this is for us?

Mmm. Slurpage.

Oh, this is gonna be so great, man.

- Dude, need fundage, bro. - Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.

Cheddar!

Cheddar whizzy!

Mm. It's pretty scrumptious.

Let's do it, ladies.

As student body president, I just wanna say, like...

"yea," to all of us for a really neat year.

Yo, Stacey! Talk to me. Talk to me. Talk to me, baby.

And, also, that I hope you can all attend my totally amazing end-of-school party...

next Saturday to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

And now without further ado, Principal Mazur.

Thank you, Stacey, and good morning, boys and girls.

You know, every year on the last day of school...

I have several youngsters approach me and say...

"Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?

We don't wanna waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends."

Say, uh, Roxanne, about Stacey's party...

How you, uh, how you doin' down there, Bobby?

Don't gimme that attitude, you guys. I'm doin' it all for you.

This is nuts. I don't why I let you guys talk me into this.

If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence.

Of the element. Or...

- I hope this works. - How about science slumber parties?

Wha...

Hey! I'm not gonna get...

Some people settle for the typical things

Livin' all their lives waitin' in the wings

It ain't a question of "if" Just a matter of time

Before I move to the front of the line

Once you're watchin' every move that I make

You gotta believe that I got what it takes

To stand out

Even if I gotta shout it loud

'Til mine is the only face you'll see

Gonna stand out

'Til you notice me, yeah

A little smokage.

If I can make you stop and take a look at me instead of just

Walkin' by

There's nothin' that I wouldn't do if it was gettin' you to notice

I'm alive

All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance

To prove I got whatever it takes

- It's a piece of cake - To stand out

Wow! Who's that guy?

'Til mine is the only face you'll see

Gonna stand out

Hey, it's the goof boy.

We're busted.

Come on. Smile.

Smiley wily.

Oh, come on, Kimmie. Give me a big s...

Stop goofin' around. We got work to do.

Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.

You're such a cute little girlie.

Oh, come back and see me.

Oh, you have such a way with children.

"You have such a way with children." Pah!

Okay, now, who's next over here?

Step aside, Goof. Let a pro show you how it's done.

Okay, who's next over here?

Oh, hello, precious.

You lucky woman. Now, now, now, you come on here, honey.

- It's picture time. Come on. - Peekaboo!

- She's so cute. - Peekaboo!

Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.

Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.

Why, P.J., he's been beggin' me to take him on vacation this summer.

Really? Where you goin'?

Campin'. Nothin' like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond...

between a father and a son.

Oh, Max'd never go for anything like that.

- I don't know, Goof. Something's wrong... - Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme.

when a kid won't spend time with his parents.

What, for all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang...

and stealin' stuff and causin' riots and...

- Gimme! Gimme! - Oh, Max is a good kid.

He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that.

I'm a failure, complete loser.

My one chance to impress Roxanne, and I blew it.

Uh-huh. Max, look.

It's the leaning tower of cheese-a.

Oh, man. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.

Hey, P.J. Detention.

Robert Zimuruski.

Okay, I'm comin'.

Max, here. Guard this with your life, dude.

Hey, Mazur.

What's up, bro? All right.

Then my parent's air conditioning went on the fritz, so I figured with all...

those kids in my house, the place would be like a sauna, so I'm all freaked out,

but then I thought, like,

"Use it," so my theme's gonna be: Powerline goes rain forest.

Too much? Roxanne.

Are you listening?

- Stacey, no. I don't wanna... - Talk to him.

Tap him.

- Gosh, I'm sorry. - It's okay. Really.

- Um, I-I liked your dance. - Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.

I know. He-He's totally a genius.

Y-Yeah, he's, uh, he's doin' a concert next week in L.A.

Oh, yeah. Stacey's showing it at her party.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Um, uh, Roxanne...

I was, uh, sorta kinda thinkin' that maybe I'd, uh...

ask you to go with me, that is, to the party.

Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.

Well, I was sorta kinda thinkin' that I'd love to.

- Yeah? - Yeah. - Good. - Great.

- Terrific. - Wonderful. - All right. - Okay.

Come on, Roxanne. We don't wanna beleaguer the moment now, do we?

- Well, I better be going. - I'll, uh, call you later.

Okay. Bye. Oh.

- Bye. - See? That wasn't so bad.

- I told you men are easy to deal with. - Yes! She said yes!

Everybody mambo!