Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum (क्या सुपर कूल हैं हम)

Mumbai.

The city of dreams.

There are millions of people with myriad dreams.

Some dream about winning millions in KBC,

while others dream of becoming the next Indian idol.

And an idle Indian was dreaming about himself

being a huge star.

Adi.

I am the new age Devdas.

Adi.

And the movie will be called...

Adidas.

I am Tiger.

I am Ekta.

And together we are...

Ekta Tiger.

I am superhero Bra One.

And I am here to support the women of this planet.

I have tried explaining to Adi

that his father isn't a big-shot who will make a film for him.

But Adi refuses to listen.

And now, see the reality for yourself.

The daily dose of your shopping.

Friends, ordinary fairness creams only makes your face fair.

But today, we have for you a miraculous fairness cream

that will turn your entire skin fair.

So let's meet the first user of our product.

So tell us, how was your experience after trying this product?

What do I say, Suzy?

This product has completely changed my life.

I was very worried, because I had a dark complexion.

Look. This is what I looked like before.

John, you look so different.

Thank you. Thank you.

This is the magic of Total Body Whitener.

I had such a dark complexion,

that when I was in Africa, the people there would call me Kaalia.

My wife would have to look for me with a torch at nights.

I was very frustrated in life.

That's when I found out about Total Body Whitener.

And you can see the result yourself.

Just one part of my body is dark now.

Which one?

My eyes.

John, you completely scared us.

There was another Indian idol

who likes hearing people's applause.

He is from Latur.

Music, for me, is the stepping stone...

to success.

Granny, this one's for you, okay.

Yes, it's for you.

But today, luck does not favor him.

You see, Sid was going through a bad phase.

Rahu has turned his fate like Rahul Roy.

This DJ's stars aren't shining at the moment.

This one is specially for Cumless and Rasmi.

This is my homemade remix!

Sid, it is a lot of fun!

These Gujaratis will bring my career down the drain.

I am Bhagyashri Rajshri Mitali Joshi.

But where's the rest?

That's my name.

-By the way, my friends call me BJ. -BJ?

-Why are you so surprised? -No, I...

It brought back old memories.

Amazing, isn't it?

-I'm DJ and you're BJ. -You are naughty.

-Come with me. - With you.

Have you heard about the famous businessman, Jethabhai Joshi?

The one that makes Viagra at Agra.

That's him.

-I'm his daughter. -What?

I thought that product didn't work.

I have four sisters.

It's that effective?

And I want you to play in that party.

One ragda for her and one chaat for me.

Sure, sir.

By the way, the part...

She was here a moment ago. Where did she go?

This Muthiya's so damn hard,

you can hurt someone with it.

Why?

BJ.

Come on, dear.

Go inside and get changed.

Hey.

What are you doing outside the ladies' changing room?

I want BJ.

-What? -I said I want BJ.

-BJ? -Yes.

Bhadresh, Ramesh!

What happened?

This shameless man wants a BJ.

Back there, he was fiddling with the Muthiya,

and now here, he wants a BJ.

Don't you believe me?

Go inside and take a look.

You'll get BJ too.

We'll get a BJ too?

You pervert!

Beat him! Don't spare him! Don't let him go!

Beat him!

Where is he?

I won't leave him this time.

He has spared no one in the family.

Were they not enough?

And now, he has his eyes on my daughters.

Look, I have only two daughters.

And that scoundrel's ruining their life.

The other day, I caught him with Sheila on the terrace.

Yesterday, I caught him with Munni on the staircase.

And today, they are both missing.

And I know they are here.

Call him!

-Look, Mrs. Daewoo... -No, no, its Mrs. Dev.

Mrs. Dev, Sid is behind all this.

Talk to him.

I don't have any control over it.

He's here.

He's here. Move aside!

Sheila. Munni.

It's both of them.

They are together. It's a threesome.

Why are you tired?

The two of us would attend high society parties with big hopes.

And that is why we are here today with our own expectations.

I'm leaving with a heavy heart, Pamela.

You and your Pamela.

Dude, forget about her and let's go.

Come on.

So, do you have passes to this party?

How many times are you going to ask that?

-Here. -What's this?

This is the five brothers' condom. Wear it.

The fifth one looks doubtful, dude.

-Dude, be cool. -Yeah, right.

-Is this okay? -What are you doing?

You don't understand, do you?

Yes.

That's why you are a bouncer.

He's with me. We are part of the kitchen staff.

Right.

And concentrate on your job.

These days, people do anything to get into such parties.

Take us for instance...

-Thank you, shall we? -Fine.

Wow, all members of the high society are here.

I know.

Look. Mrs. Godrej.

You know her?

No.

So, how do you know she's cool?

She makes refrigerators.

You.

Let's go.

Look, there's your prey.

It's Mr. Rohit.

Yes, what can I say?

He's either standing at the office gates or at the studio entrance.

I don't understand how he knows where I am.

I can hear his voice.

I can see him too.

Sir, give me a chance. Please.

Excuse me.

Ekta!

Golmaal.

How can you tell me now that the DJ isn't here?

My show will start in ten minutes.

What? The DJ hasn't arrived.

-Hold this. Have fun. -Yes?

But what about the music?

Sir, I meant the music.

"Handle"? Sir, I've played everywhere.

I've played from Amsterdam to Bushi Dam.

Sir. Give me a chance, please!

This time, I'm going to blow up the car, the tempo, and even the train.

In fact, I am thinking of blowing up the set.

I'm just searching for a new action hero.

-Someone, please take him away. -Yes, sir.

-Take him away. -Come on.

It happens. This often happens

when people can't find work for a long time.

What are you looking at?

That thing is for girls.

I know.

But I am thinking of buying one for me.

I'm going through a bad period.

Buy two.

Don't forget to feed milk

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A machine which will help you lose weight.

Don't I look smart?

That's called natural acting.

Acting?

You always look like a rape victim on television.

Do something respectable.

Very soon, my destiny will change.

I have a meeting with famous astrologer Sunita Menon.