Rock 'n' Roll High School

You are here.

I'm where?

- Freshman! - Let's get him!

Help, help!

Seniors!

- Freshman. - Hey, freshie.

- We got another freshman. - Please, put me down, help!

Please, I'll be late for my first class.

- What do we do with him? - Stuff him in a locker.

No, not the locker.

Anything but the locker.

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- hey. - Nice game, Tom,

even though we lost.

Oh, yeah.

Hey.

J or is this just; How's the old arm?

J one small thing j well, it's pretty sore.

J that's happening to both of us

J happening time and time again j

j happening over and over j

hi, Tom.

Hi. J will the king's horses j

j and all the king's men j

j ever find out j

j what it's about

= never before has the school board

seen a student body such as this.

But starting today, things will be different.

May I present to you an administrator

who has promised to carry out her duties with an iron hand.

The new principal of Vince lombardi high,

miss Evelyn togar.

Thank you.

Members of the board,

as we stand on the threshold of a new decade,

we must face harsh reality.

Our educational system has become far too permissive.

As that famous scholar once said,

"my darling Evelyn,

"how I long for the feel of your luscious thighs wrapped.”

As you all know, I'm here to replace professor webb,

who is unable to continue his duties

as the chief administrator of this school.

And now I would like us all

to rise and salute professor webb

for his wonderful, gallant effort.

Ludwig Van Beethoven,

whom you will be interested to learn,

wrote his greatest symphony

at a time when he was completely deaf.

A feat which was practically unheard of at the time.

I know that most of you are used to listening

to a very different kind of music,

but I hope that when you hear the immortal strains

of Beethoven's fifth symphony,

you'll realize what a work of genius

it really is.

I seem to have misplaced the turntable.

Hi, everybody.

I'm riff randell, and this is rock 'n' roll high school.

J well, the kids are all hopped up and ready to go j

j they're ready to go now

j they got their surfboards j

j and they're going to the discotheque a-go-go j

j but she just couldn't stay j what are you doing?

J she had to break away j have you gone crazy?

Stop that, sit down.

J well, New York City really has is all

j oh yeah, oh yeah

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j sheena is a punk rocker now j

please, these are very dangerous chemicals.

Don't dance near the chemicals.

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please. J a punk rocker j

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get down off my desk. J a punk rocker j;

get down off my desk!

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hey, Kate, I'm getting some static.

Not as much as you're going to get.

So, this is the type of behavior that I can expect.

The minute there's not a teacher in the room,

the entire school erupts

into a shameless display of adolescent abandon.

If it's discipline that you students need,

I am the one who can provide it for you.

Uh-oh.

Well, now, I'm not interested in punishing anyone,

but I think for the good of the whole school,

the person responsible for this deviation from the schedule

should step forward.

Kate, what are you doing?

What is your name?

Kate rambeau.

And who are you?

I'm riff randell, rock 'n' roller.

Obviously you do not know who I am.

I am miss togar, and I am the new principal of this school.

- Whoo! - Oh, shit.

I want you to go to your classes now.

This incident is going down on your permanent record,

a record that's gonna follow you

throughout your entire life.

You have managed to upset the entire school

with this godforsaken noise.

= noise?

That's the ramones' best album.

Number one with a bullet.

Randell, I want to see both of you in detention center

before the next bell, or else.

Oh, riff, detention center.

I've never served a detention before.

Oh, don't worry.

I've done more detentions than anyone

in the school's history.

J I got the teenage depression j come on, Kate, loosen up.

Riff, not that stuff.

Oh, come on, it's not the end of the world.

Yoohoo, detention, la la la la!

I can't believe you.

Oh, boy, detention with my best friend.

= t don't understand it.

I mean, I'm captain of the football team.

My complexion has cleared up.

And soon, I'm gonna be going to the college of my choice.

Why don't girls go for me?

- Hi, Tom. - Hey, Cheryl, how ya doin'?

Nice weather we've been having, huh?

Little dry lately, though,

but I hear it's raining cats and dogs in Idaho.

Sure, Tom.

Be seeing you? - All right.

What went wrong?

Maybe I'm too forward.

- Hi, Tom. - Hey, Shawn.

Baby, how you doin'?

Que pasa?

Nice weather we've been having lately, huh?

It's been a little dry, though.

I hear it's been raining cats and dogs in Idaho.

Yes!

See ya later, Tom. = yes.

What happened?

What went wrong?

O caring football type, captain of the team.

I gotta get myself together.

I need to improve my self-image.

I need to broaden my horizons.

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j I wanna be sedated j

j ba ba bamp pa'

j ba ba bamp pa' riff randell.

J I wanna be sedated j

I need to get laid.

J a-checkin' out the halls j

j lookin' in the stalls j

j no, there ain't nobody here j;

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I to get caught would surely be the death of us all ;

j smokin' in the boys' room j

j yeah j

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j now, teacher

no, not the urinal. = this one.

Anything but the urinal!

No, please!

Watch it, watch it.

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hey, man, where you going? = end of the line!