The Second Coming of Eva (Porr i skandalskolan)

Malin.

Malin.

Eva!

What is this?

What are you doing?

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Stop it. Stop that!

Eva! Stop it, I said.

What are you doing? You should be ashamed of yourself.

Wake up. Wake up.

Let go. Let go, I said.

Stop it. Are you insane?

Malin.

What should I do with you?

Here you go.

Where is Malin?

What are you doing?

I was dreaming.

It was wonderful.

I came to discuss your future.

Just look at you. Cover yourself.

Why did you have to interrupt us?

We were having such a wonderful time in my dream.

I'm sending you to a private school...

for moral and aesthetic instruction with competent instructors.

Potent instructors?

No wisecracks.

The principal is a young nobleman.

We'll go there tomorrow to sign you in.

I've already spoken to them. It's all arranged.

You've got to be kidding.

I'm going to Paris.

Paris? No.

You think I'd send my little sister...

to a place full of dark-skinned gigolos with only one thing on their mind?

Oh, no.

I'm responsible for your moral values and I don't intend to fail.

School for moral instruction.

Like hell.

THE SECOND COMING OF EVA

I'm glad you could make it.

I'm glad to be of help. What's at issue?

There's a lot at stake, my inheritance mainly.

My Uncle Joakim...

has finally joined his ancestors.

- Uncle Joakim who went to America? - That's correct.

He's left me an estate, gold, the whole deal.

- But- - But what?

You're probably aware...

that my relatives don't exactly have the highest regard for me.

You don't say.

Thanks to some sweet little scandals?

Therefore, there's a clause in the will that stipulates...

that the heir improve his moral values.

He said that?

Yeah, old Joakim was one of those “clean-living“ people.

He didn't want to hear of any immoral behavior or filth, as they call it.

Now my relatives are trying to prove...

that they are more attuned to my uncle's wishes...

and that they should receive everything.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, that's why I've changed my dear old mansion...

into a school for moral and ethical instruction.

The only thing is that my relatives' spies could get here any day now.

And I have to behave in a moral and ethical manner.

I'm the principal.

So I'm asking certain reliable and intelligent people to help me.

And you are one of them. You're going to be a teacher.

Me?

- No, that sounds boring. - Boring?

If parents are so concerned about their daughters...

it must mean their daughters are extremely promiscuous.

Now do you get it?

Genius.

Simply genius.

Hello.

Dear friends, let me have your attention.

Everyone please gather around so our principal, Bo Goldenrod...

can introduce the teachers to the students and their parents.

Have you ever seen a more boring bunch?

Those guys from Beirut will never find us here.

I guess hiding here wasn't such a bad idea.

This school will do you good, my dear.

Chin up, now.

I'm sorry, I mean Baron Goldenrod.

I want to welcome you all to the school.

I hope we can all get acquainted over coffee.

All of you have shown such faith...

by entrusting your daughters' moral education to us.

It's a pleasure to meet our students' families.

Family is the backbone of this community.

And my colleagues and I are of one mind...

regarding the moral importance of family unity...

on both the moral and ethical level.

I can't stay here.

It's too boring. I won't be able to stand it.

Behave.

My fiancee can be a bit vulgar at times. I hope it won't affect her education.

I wouldn't want you to be shocked.

No need to worry.

Nothing she might do could shock me.

So please don't worry.

Unfortunately, the bus will be leaving in 15 minutes.

The girls' education will begin this afternoon.

The instructors appear proper...

but some of the students seem questionable.

Come.

She's probably got problems.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

Don't worry about your girl. We'll take good care of her.

That puts my mind at ease.

- Good-bye. - Good-bye.

- Good-bye. - Good-bye.

Good luck.

I almost went cross-eyed wearing these glasses.

We pulled it off. Thanks for your help.

This is gonna be so boring.

Yeah, with such uptight-

- Here we come! - What?

- Here we are! - Yeah.

Here are the glasses.

- Don't you recognize your instructors? - Instructors, right.

Cheers.

Here's to your moral education.

Somebodys already taken care of mine.

How about we all get acquainted over dinner?

Great idea.

I hope your stay in a setting of moral “rectitude”...

will be satisfying for all of you.

That's right.

Not only for you students, but also for us instructors.

Here's to “rectitude”!

No, stop it.

- Why? - Give me some wine instead.

What's wrong with mine?

I love them. All four of them.

Caress me also. Further down.

No. Not underneath my feet.

Looks like you've already begun your moral instruction.

We're hiding here.

We were stuck in Beirut because we signed a binding contract.

We're supposed to be in a show there.

- A show! - You want to see it?

- A sex show! - Well, sexy.

Yeah, let's have some action.

Ladies and gentlemen...

we are proud to present, from around the world...

direct from Beirut...

lovely Linda and sexy Susan.

Hi, Erik.

- Do you like me? - Of course I do.

- Honestly? - Yes.

No, not now.

You can't.

I'm engaged.

I promised my fiancé I'd be faithful for as long as I wear his ring.

Forget him, huh?

Or don't you want to?

- I want to. - Yes.

Of course I want to.

But I always keep a promise.

Isn't it time for some private instruction?

I didn't know this was how I'd be educated.

I'll show you.

I don't want to be unfaithful. My fiancé.

I've promised with this ring.

That's right, the ring.

Look, it's vanished.

Since you're not wearing it anymore, you're not breaking any promises.

We must remove the remaining obstacles before our lesson.

Don't just stand there. Come.

Yes.

That feels great.

Why don't I have the courage?

Why am I not like the others?

Why?

Why don't I have the courage?

I'm so ugly.

Eva.

There.

Come, let me comfort you.

Come!

Catch me!

Catch me if you can.

Here I come.

Hey! What are you trying to do with my friend?

She doesn't do anything without me.

Wonderful. The more the merrier.

One time in Beirut we had 40 men at the same time.

Forty one.

And a cute little donkey.

How could I forget? The donkey was the best.

- Do you remember the two-humped camel? - It was a single-humped camel.

It had two.

I'm going to get you for the donkey and the camels.

The relations at the school became plentiful and wonderful.

The idea had become an overwhelming success...

and my estate was transformed into a virtual paradise.

But every paradise has a serpent.

And here he is - the serpent -