Miracles for Sale

Again now my concert will demand an

explanation for this they shall have one

mingle gun-shy later 200 children were

started in the raid on the

slaughterhouse sector vacation by the

information madam so in ketosis level

through Airlines the volume pedal my

three little sons died in that

schoolhouse check on your mind is open

truck

unfortunately we have only small Coggins

madam understands why he's some kind is

to carry my remembrances to your fellow

conspirators who have preceded you all

it shooting a woman in half ha ha ha you

do sell miracles mr. Morgan fine all

right Eddie turn off the war there you

are Francoise the best illusion I

haven't stock give me a couple of weeks

a billion new and I might do better no

no no I buy this one so ok boy Sonny

all right boys know how to drop it'll

make a perfect finish for your new a you

can set it up in 7 minutes and packs

neatly into five crates yeah maybe I can

hire the go to to work in the act uh sir

I'll introduce you to her brother he

acts as her agent when he's not working

as a prizefighter a prizefighter oh yes

I just remembered I already have a girl

I can use in the act

I'll have the crates on the boat in a

couple of hours you'll open in Paris in

a month with flying colors oh I see you

still have a hunger to return to the

stage huh not me Francois I'm a lucky.

Jan I've traipsed around the theaters of

this world long enough when I'm

perfectly happy to stay at home in

private life from now on the magic

business with me is 50-50 you fellows do

all the work and I collect half the

money wait mr. Morgan this might be for

my Paris engagement - no this is already

sold I worked on something you for Dave.

Duvall Oh to escape problem using this

tank Davis chained to this anchor the

whole thing's lowered the water high

minute 17 seconds that's too short I'll

stall a little longer they can look

harder satisfied sure with everything

with the price yeah

oh say by the way this ignites paper

something very interesting to you

Lynette beautiful European mystic here

for psychic Conclave to make New York

ghost conscious curvaceous madam dead

curvaceous Madame rapport arrives an SS.

Amsterdam to make bid for psychic

societies $25,000 prize no that's right

up your alley

some of us a couple of phonies the.

Association will get

meddling you get a nice patch of

publicity well I don't do it for

publicity Dave huh

perhaps someday somebody may look into

that darkroom we call the beyond but

these fake mediums are the greatest

obstacle of progress in that direction

that's a funny attitude for garlic you

two take a guy that sells imitation

miracles we're magicians Dave we

entertain the people we tell them at the

hand is quicker than the eye and fool

and legitimately it's fun for them and

it's a living for us but I hate these

fakers that trade on human suffering and

get money from heartbroken widows and

mothers if there's any more of this

let's go with the 48 club I'll buy you a

- drink huh I'm sorry just have to be my - own private little pee pad but thanks.

For the invitation I'll see you there

later

hi right now I'm waiting for my father

he just got in town this morning father

what'd you do a dot Punk from the old

soldiers home no but it was only last

week I was able to persuade him to

abandon the glories of Jefferson to a

courthouse Indiana yeah I know the type

within a week he be claiming he's a born.

New Yorker I'm sure of it I said him our

first thing this morning to see the town.

Hey

and I hope I never see you again as long

as I live let that be a lesson to you

young man never to try to take advantage

of honest people just because they're

strangers in New York bringing you all

the way out here ought to be worth at

least 50 cents extra

says here all over town for one dollar

you got my dollar didn't you and this is

town beat it

he wanted to drop me in Times Square

where we started from not me where I

come from if you hire a hacker takes

your home and I want you to be a friend

of mine Dave Duvall oh he's an escape

artist now what an escape artist he gets

out of things he didn't get into them

you wouldn't have to get out of them

honey daddy they're so you don't like

our town a New York is the only town

I've ever been in that you can learn to

hate in one day

uh-huh well good night took in that

sense of no nice I met you good night

Mike

you know well if you wanted to go in the

business risings open a butcher shop now

selling meats a business but selling

miracles that's monkey business how'd

you like see an active eye opening an

item new mind-reading stuff my club yeah

no sorry no more fancy joints for me I

- had lunch today on a tea room at eros I - don't stay up too late I'm not going to.

Go to bed until I've straightened out

your books this morning a fella sent you

a bill for lumber and I think he added

in his weight and his mother-in-law's

blood pressure okay dad

oh please we're gonna hide quick well

justified did you see anything of a

young lady why did you lose one no but I

got a fare out there promised me 10

bucks to follow a dame who knows

let's talk to you fair listen mister

that girl wants to sneak down a cellar

hey nobody in there you must have dreamt

the whole thing there's my 10 bucks I

think I'll go back to sleep again wait

here for me a minute yeah all right

it'll Eva the bloodhounds have gone if

that was your husband's you're hiding

from why pick on me no no it's nothing

like that but if you mr. Morgan you've

simply got to do something for me

well young lady you're obviously in some

sort of a jam and I don't like J dr.

Morton have used some connection with a

psychic associations $25,000 prize well

a couple of people tried to collect it

and I helped put him in jail well I know

a certain medium well she isn't really

psychic of course but she's going to try

to win that award

wouldn't you be willing to help her and

me no I wouldn't mr. Morgan I haven't

very much money but I saved your money

little girl you may need it for jail

bond please mr. Morgan I ain't your

friend

248 club in hurry

you must have been a woman you know you

did but you're still trying to talk

ladies and gentlemen in my next little

experiment I proposed reverse usual

order of procedure I shall pick a card

then you shall tell me which card I

picked

now know which card is this anyone at

all possibly the one you wish you draw

last week in the poker game what won't

someone please tell me hmm

- I'm so sorry the lady is always right - the lady is also possibly your stooge oh.

Really

are you lie stewed you bet I'm not I

called for the ace of spades and what

card is this a jack-up diamond I'm so

sorry it's the ace of spades

the Morgan and depending on your being

enough for gentlemen not to have me

thrown out now look nothing you can say

and nothing you can wear will change my

mind about mediums in jail but the last

thing I want to do is change your mind

you haven't let me explain I'm trying to

stop a certain medium from operating

please forget I was a rule now starting

at the beginning and I promise to listen

this time why I can't tell you the whole

story there are reasons the same reasons

a man followed you to my place tonight

you can imagine how desperate I must be

to come here well you've got to help me

mr. Morgan another cup please now you're

all upset just drink his coffee and

relax anything else just remember