High School DxD (ハイスクールD×D)

Red.

The same color as her hair...

Darker than any red hair I've ever seen...

Just like the color running down my hand.

Long, beautiful crimson hair...

Just... like this.

Not today...

I will not let you die.

I gotta say, boobs are the best thing ever.

Trust me, my man, you and I are on the same page!

Me too...

But it's all pointless.

Matsuda...? Motohama?

Can you guys tell me why the hell

we enrolled in this school again?

Like you don't know...

We're in a place that

up until a few years ago was nuthin' but chicks...

We had to take advantage of this male to female ratio.

Also, the foreign exchange students here are ridiculous.

Poon as far as the eye could see!

We figured hos'd be linin' up to get on our jocks,

and we wouldn't have to do a damn thing!

We'd be drowning in that stank!

Like our very own harem!

Hell yeah! We were gonna have casual,

unprotected sex with hot chicks and then never call them again!

One, two! One, two! One, two!

That was the plan anyway.

But here we are,

up against the spring semester of our second year,

and between the three of us, we don't even have one girlfriend.

What's the point?

It'll never happen.

No, we can't give up now!

It's not too late for us!

Kiba, wait up...!

What are you doing right now?

Yeah... you maybe wanna go sing karaoke with us?

Thanks...

But I've gotta meeting with my club.

Aww...

That sucks.

I really do wish I could go, though;

it's very cool of you ladies to invite me.

Kiba Yuto. Class 2-C...

Basically every girl in this school wants to sex him up.

And every guy wants to mess him up!

That tool...!

I don't get it...

Just cause he's hot, sexy, really smart,

and the coolest guy in school, they all wanna rub up on Kiba?!

He sucks so much less than we do.

Life really does blow sometimes.

Oh shit...

I'm gonna be late!

Huh...? Gonna be late for what?

Murayama's jugs.

They're frickin' huge!

36... 22... 34.

And Katase's legs are crazy sexy!

34... 22... 36.

Found this yesterday.

I call it the 'tit hole.'

Good job, Matsuda!

I have to admit, your scouting...

Guys, my turn...!

Come on, no fair!

Ooo, check that out!

She's so hot!

What was that?

Dude, run!

Can't believe those two idiots left me here!

Guys!

Well, well, what a surprise.

No...

Wait.

Please... Don't hurt me.

Issei, you perv!

I still think attacking me

with bamboo swords was a little extreme.

Did you at least get to see some nip?

No, I didn't get to see any nip...!

I was too busy getting my ass handed to me

for looking through a tit hole

I didn't even get to look through cause of you a-holes!

Did you guys see that honey...?

Her sugar has got to be sweet.

True that...

What is it about red hair...?

Her name's Rias Gremory.

36... 24... 36...

She's President of the Occult Research Club...

Word around the school is she's from Northern Europe.

Who was that boy?

What boy?

The kid who was sitting in the middle.

Well... I think he's in Class 2-B...

If I remember right, his name's Issei Hyodo...

Why, what makes you ask about him?

Oh, nothing...

I just wondered if you knew who he was, that's all...

Ah. Checkmate.

Your trap was very easy to see through.

Sorry, I did my best to make it harder on you.

Thanks.

I look forward to next time.

Being a teenager's the worst...

At this rate, jerking off to porn is the closest

I'll ever get to 'doing it' before I go off to college,

which means I'll be a virgin forever and die alone.

Excuse me?

You're Issei Hyodo from Kuo Academy, right?

Or am I wrong?

Yeah.

I don't recognize that uniform.

What school's she from...?

Who cares?! She's fine!

Hi! I uh--

Um...

Hey, if there's anything I can help you with...

Sort of.

I just wanted to ask you a quick question:

Are you seeing anyone right now?

Now? No...

That's wonderful!

It is?

Uh... In that case... Since you're single...

Do you think you'd like to go out with me?

Go out with you...? Um, I...

I've been watching...

You pass by here a lot and you seem so...

I don't know...

Gentle...

And very handsome and I--

This cannot be happening to me right now.

See...

The thing is--

I'd like for you to be my boyfriend!

I...

Whoa!

Is this for real?!

Wake up, please, would you please wake up now?

Or...

You could just stay in bed...

But...

I'm not going down on you.

Wake up, mister! Wake up, mister!

Wake up, mister!

No... Please God...

But--

Guys, this is Yumo Amano my girlfriend...

And these are my good buds Matsuda and Motohama.

It's nice to meet you.

And here's the best part, dudes.

She... Asked... Me.

Hey... Stop whackin' it, and you'll find one, too!

Come on... Let's go, Yuma!

Kay!

Dude... He betrayed us!

Go out?

Yeah...

Next Sunday afternoon...

Can you do it?!

Sure...!

That sounds great...!

I can do it anytime you want!

It's a date then...

Night.

Yeah... You too!

I really am happy you're my boyfriend!

Ditto...

Bye, bye.

A date, a date!

This is bad ass!

I am so gonna see lady parts!

I am the man!

I see.

You were right, one hundred percent.

Yeah, you totally called it.

I'm just glad I asked you two to keep a close eye on him.

Yep.

What's next...?

What do we do with him now?

We need to make our preparations immediately...

That's all we can do...

Everything else depends on him.

She should have gotten here by now. Shouldn't she?

Here, take a flyer.

Oh goody, wonder what this about?

'Your wish will be granted', eh?

Yeah right...

If only that were true.

Issei... Hey!

Oh, cool! You made it!

Sorry to keep you waiting.

No... Please.

I'm just glad you came.

I've always wanted to say that to a chick!

Are you all right?