Boi

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Less than 27 years old?

Come and see the space that we have designed...

"She left early", yes, it's correct Lola,

"she left early". "Ella se marchó temprano".

That's right,

it almost killed me, you know?

But I took the flowers to her right up there on the mountain.

Love, that is love.

Finally, why have you chosen the Spanish version of this song?

Well, everyone knows the original.

But, you know,

it'll never be the same as saying

"I love you"

in the language that's in your heart.

Mati!

Mati, come on, get off! Get off!

Yes?

Hello?

Anna?

Are you there?

Aunty...

Aunty, have you seen a red folder I left here?

Did you buy my lemons?

Anna always buys them for me.

You're kidding me.

When is Anna coming?

Aunty, don't go.

For fuck's sake, mate.

Fuck!

Excuse me.

- Hello? - Yes, can I help?

Yes, the receipt won't come out.

- It always gets swallowed. - I need it.

Give it a good hit.

- The machine? - Of course, who else?

I'll get in here.

This idiot parked like a moron.

- So, everything's OK? - Yes.

They were ten minutes late, but it's OK.

I had time for a coffee.

Remember to keep the receipts. If not, you have to pay for it all.

I've kept them all.

Don't overdo it.

Be careful with the car. You hear me?

There's trouble at the moment. Some tyres have already been slashed.

Don't worry.

By the way, did you cut your hair?

Yes.

You're not driving the yellow submarine.

Yes, boss.

Inform me of everything you do.

That's as important as being on time.

And wash the car daily.

- OK? - Yes.

And be discreet, you're a clever boy.

So much for first class.

Goodness me...

Damn Chinese guys...

Felipe, the star of the hotel.

Are you new?

- It's my first day. - Rotten luck!

Well...

Sometimes it's good to begin at the bottom.

I'll see you around.

Your breakfast, Juan.

Good morning.

Hello.

Will you be long?

I'm not sure. They didn't say.

Move on then, please.

But they're staying here.

Easy, Stevie. They'll call you.

They always do, believe me. Go sit in the sun, or...

have a beer, go to a bar, OK?

Thank you.

Fuck.

The brightness of the heavens

Just might change

What I feel for you

Will never change

I want nothing from the world

In you I have everything

If I ever lose you

I will die

That's why it's you

I'll look up now

and you'll be there.

TRACY'S TIGER BY WILLIAM SAROYAN

- Claudia. Have you seen Anna? - What are you doing?

- Get off. - I need to talk to her.

- No. - She won't answer my calls.

You're a shit, Boi.

Leave her alone, calm down.

Don't get worked up, young man. Let her go.

Don't get worked up, young man. It's all over now.

Now you know what to do: don't get worked up.

You look much older...

Shit!

All right, I'm going. Fuck!

Miami, you've reached me. Let's talk politics.

Hi, Mou.

Hey, what's up, pal? What's new, Mr Bean?

How's it going? How are things?

I'm having a bad day...

Like all of us, little man. You have to study.

Are you happy with the job I got for you?

Yes.

Hey, man, a quick question.

Are you coming to my gig on Saturday with Anna?

I've saved you seats in the stalls.

Can we meet?

- Now? - Yes.

No way, man. I'm going to pick up some clients.

What's up? Is everything OK?

Want to talk? Tell me about it now.

- We'll talk when I see you. - Fuck...

Let me know when you have time.

I'll be at the congress waiting for mine.

Cool, mate. Whatever you want.

I'll call you when I'm free, we can get a coffee.

By the way, my clients have asked me to reserve them a restaurant and I...

Do you know any?

Of course, mate. I know a wicked one for tonight.

- Hello? - Good afternoon.

I'm a chauffeur.

- I'd like to make a reservation. - How many people?

- For three people. - Great.

Just so I can tell my clients, what type of food do you have?

- Do you know where this is? - Yes.

Good. We have a closed tasting menu made up of 24 different dishes.

Perfect.

We have a table for three available in January.

- What? January? - That's right.

- January next year? - Yes.

OK, thank you. I'll call back later and...

I'll see what my clients think. Thank you.

Thank you, good afternoon.

Fucking Mou.

- Yes? - Hello.

- What can I do for you? - A table for three, tonight at 8 p.m.

The kitchen opens at 8:30 p.m.

But we have a bar with a live pianist and the best cocktails

where they can wait for the kitchen to open.

Perfect.

- What type of food is it? - Excuse me?

I said, what type of...?

- This is an Italian restaurant. - One second, please.

- Yes, I'll wait. - Don't hang up.

I haven't got all day.

- Is that car comfortable? - Sorry?

What setting is your seat massager on?

Watch out, we've got our eyes on you.

Idiot!

Fucking hell...

Hospital del Mar, can I help?

Hello?

Could you put me through to gynaecology, please?

Right away.

- Hello? - Could I speak to Dr. Mascaró?

- Who's speaking? - Boi.

OK, Boi. I think she's with a patient.

I'll put you through, don't hang up.

Hi, Boi. How are you?

Give me a second, please.

"In your novel, Reasonable Blood,

so many fun moments and happenings are intertwined with more dramatic ones.

But your intention is not always clear,

it's as though the meeting of all of your characters

represents the nature of solitude and the eccentric.

Your capacity to observe and your imagination are undeniable

but, at times, it's as if you're only doing an exercise,

omitting the purpose behind it all, its raison d'etre.

It's for this reason, and others, after a lengthy reflection,

that we won't publish your novel."

Look, Isabel. The ad we told you about.

White is white.

Black is black.

Black and white...

that's cinema.

Can you make coffee come out of your nose?

Me neither.

Caffè Ampolloso, coffee from the movies.

What nonsense. It made me shudder.

Isabel, you need Caffè Ampolloso.

Don't start, Àngel. Don't you boys have homes to go to?

Between us, your coffee is rubbish.

- Really? - Yes.

People will come if you serve Ampolloso, it'll reset the bar.

Leave that modern stuff out of it. We've always served Café Carrizosa here.

My parents, my grandparents, and me.

When it closes, it'll be serving Café Carrizosa.

- Look Isabel, here's a dare. - No, enough of your shows.

Take him away, David. It's always the same with you:

you come for a snack, and we're here all night

- with an ambulance... - It's the last dare.

If coffee comes out of my nose, you'll serve Ampolloso.