Legendary Couple (我是一个賊)

Public-private collusion, local workers being fired

High unemployment rate, stop importing foreign labour

It's ok, don't worry

Who is Yiu? Is it you?

Daddy has gone for a long time.

Your fellows are using the most expensive shampoo.

Pal, are you Brother Hung?

You have earned much from selling drugs, haven't you?

You want money, right? Just take it!

Keep on shampooing!

You know it's illegal for parking?

- Sir, - Show me your license.

Sorry, my husband will be right back.

License!

Please give me a chance.

Talk to the judge,

please give me your license.

Look carefully.

Don't be cocky,

| can tow your car away, you know?

| hate others bribe mw with money.

Do you want to tow my car? Call now!

Please forgive me, don't shoot!

You are so cheap!

You just want to suffer!

Eat it!

Eat all the tickets.

Hurry up!

| come to rob, not for mercy.

Eat it!

Squat...

Keep on working!

Delicious?

You have to be kind to the citizen, go!

Wear the sunglass first.

Mom has to fire now, be good.

Wish you good luck.

Report! How is the situation in Fa Yuen Street?

Captain 2345, how is the situation?

If you have any needs, report to the headquarters.

They are extreme dangerous person, Kill with no mercy.

I've told you to change your guns.

Let me help you.

How dare you trick me?

It's fixed.

Don't shot, it's grenade!

Thank you.

The flowers are yours.

Money...

Don't pick it...

Baby, you just know sleeping!

We are home!

Baby

- Chi Lan - I'm back

Daddy hug me...

Be careful!

| taught a drug dealer Hung a lesson today

Flush the Heroin away

To kill an bad egg for the society

| will be more terrific than daddy

The government is useless, scourging the society

Citizen are suffering from everyday life

No matter what, we'll keep killing the bad eggs

Go swimming.

- What's happened down there? - There isn't any sharks.

Really?

- Baby! - | am coming.

Here comes the shark.

Let's go home.

Get ready.

Well, what a big party!

Baby

My name is Ko Tin Lap

| was also a small citizen who abides by the law.

Because of the robbery one year ago, | became a thief.

Mr. Lui, | am sorry.

Mr. Lui said, no one should go in.

Including me?

Sorry, no!

You nuts!

Miss, don't!

You are useless!

Get lost...

- What's the matter? - Mr. Lui.

Daddy, they bullied me,

that didn't allow me to come in.

This karate coach is like a piece of wood.

Fire him please.

Baby! You are so savage!

| don't think any man is willing to marry you.

Come to my office.

Here is two million HK dollars and 3.3 million of RMB.

| need cash.

You can't take it, it's recorded.

But this is my dad's money.

Let her go.

I'll take more.

How much did you take? | have to keep the booking!

You are silly girl.

- Take it. - Let me count it once.

Take your time.

Daddy, | am leaving.

It's a waste of time!

She is my only daughter,

she is spoiled by me.

Count again!

Time's up, the bank is closing.

Why do you follow me?

Dumb-head!

Lap, your wife is going to deliver next month, right?

Yes, she will deliver around the 15th of next month.

I'll grant you a month's holiday to accompany her.

[t'll be nervous to be dad for the first time.

Thank you, Mr. Lui.

What's wrong with you?

Nothing.

| ate something dirty last night,

I've shitted many times this day.

You'd better see the doctor after depositing money to bank.

Ko Tin-Lap, this is for your baby!

It's so pretty, thank you so much!

You are welcome!

Rich merchants are heartless....

- The poor people are pushed to live on the road. - The landlord of Ho Tung Building

Mr. Lui Yau-Choi wants to collect his building for re-development.

For compensation, he & the tenants haven't reach an agreement.

Wong Lai Mui is now reporting the protest of the tenants.

Miss, we have lived here for over twenty years.

We pay rent on time, but...

Uncle Lau, cut the crap.

If he doesn't pay us satisfactory compensation, we'll kill him.

Kill him...

If he doesn't pay us satisfactory compensation, we'll kill him.

This is the end of my report.

What a traffic jam, | worry that we can't reach the bank on time.

There is a public toilet ahead.

Why don't you shit first?

This isn't good idea.

Never mind, go for shitting first.

They are for urinations!

You said you want money only!

Why did you kill?

It's great responsibility to transport 5 million!

Why couldn't you stand going to toilet for 10 minutes?

There was a big traffic jam! Do you want me to shit in the car?

What a coincidence!

You wanted me to shit and there was traffic jam!

The thieves robbed while you were in toilet.

What a coincidence!

Don't suspect me!

I've been working in my company for over 10 years.

| have to deal with millions of dollars each day.

If | want to rob, | needn't wait till now.

Does a thief want to choose a lucky day to rob?

Maybe you are in urgent need of money.

| didn't do anything!

You need evidence to charge me!

Arrest me if you get enough evidence.

Stop pretending! I'll find it out!

Mr. Lui...

They are suspecting mw to be the informer!

Only you can prove my innocence.

| am not suspecting you, but it's hard to make me believe you.

About the money, even a father won't trust his son.

Mr. Lui... how can you say such thing?

It's the fact, the police will check it carefully!

| hope you didn't do it.

Since you didn't rob, you needn't be afraid of our investigation.

Mr. Lui, please let us have your statement,

my boss is waiting.

Mr. Lui...

Stop, please sit and give us the statement.

Do you want to play tricks?

You can't leave without saying anything.

Tell me, how many colleagues you have? Where are they hiding?

| want to shit!

Sir, I am here to look for Ko Tin-Lap, | am his wife.

Ko Tin-Lap?

Do you want to find him? He is now taking statement.

Sit here and wait for him.

| will sit here to wait for him.

What kind of case is it?

Robbery!

You are really tough.

Don't waste our time, | didn't do that.

Sir, | can't stand any more!

Please let me go to the toilet!

You didn't say anything useful,

how can | let you go?

| have human rights!

you have no right to stop me from going to toilet.

Are you talking human rights here?

This is my territory.

Bastard! How dare you shit!

Fix it!

Yes, Sir.

Alright, let's stop!

Officer John,

since we don't have enough evidence to sue him.

Let's get him back after finding some more evidences.