Blondi

- Happy Sunday. - Happy Sunday.

- Happy Sunday. - Hey.

- Hi. - Hello.

- Stop it, man. - What a drag.

Come on, it'll be quick today. Move it.

Lock the door!

OK.

Focus, this way.

Do the whole block,

otherwise it's impossible to track the house.

Here go block and household number.

Pablito, OK?

All the zoning info you can always fill out in the office later.

Common mistake: The head of the family isn't the one making the most money,

it's who the interviewee considers to be the head of the family, get it?

- Maybe it's a woman. - What?

A woman head of the family.

Or woman. Right.

We'll meet back here at two for lunch.

We can't ring from 2 to 4, they'd shoot us.

- Carpe diem. Andy, come here. - Carpe diem?

- Did you get all that? - Yes, a bit. There's a nap at 2 pm.

- Andy, that way. - OK.

- See you later. - Good luck.

You too.

Hello, I am from the Center for Statistics and Censuses,

we're doing a survey about environmental pollution in the area.

- I can't right now, I'm cooking. - I get that, but you’re my first today

I’d kill my mojo to start the day with a rejection.

Alright, make it fast, OK?

- Thanks! - What's your name?

The guy's African, and he looks for people with no financial identity. Get it?

You can't have anything to your name.

You send him the money, and in 30 days the money triples.

It's fantastic.

He then sends the money

from the only African country which is not part of Africa's GDP.

Get it? It's like a tax haven.

- Which country is that? - Togo.

- Togo, yes. - You know where it is?

- Yeah, Togo. Obviously. - Really?

- I know about it, I loved flags as a kid. - Ah, wow...

Togo has horizontal stripes in yellow and green,

and a white star on a red background in the top left corner.

Wow! I have another one, Uzbekistan.

That one's pretty, one of my favorites.

Three horizontal stripes,

the bottom one is light green,

white in the middle, separated by two red lines,

light blue on top with a moon to the left

and stars fading towards the right.

- Awesome! - You're a genius.

- It's beautiful. - Amazing!

I got excited.

Let's go back to work, you bums. Come on!

Wow!

No, no.

Never mind if your husband sleeps by your side...

Take that!

Think about it 'cause I can crush you.

- There! - Hello...

Hi, son.

What's up? Go on.

I don't want to make you cry.

- What's up? - Your mom's on fire today, man.

A part of your pal's body is pretty enlarged.

- Did you get the cake? - No, Martina'll kill me! She'll kill me.

- Did you forget? - What?

Chill, I went to the supermarket and bought everything.

- You're perfect. - I know.

Pablito, leave.

- Can I take the sandwich? - You sure can.

- Let's bake a cake! - Right.

- Top speed? - Maximum 40, minimum 20.

- On avenues? - 60 on avenues.

- Roads? - 110.

- Highways? - 130.

It's 110.

- No, it's 130. - Don't be arrogant.

It's 130!

- Did you grease the pan? - Yes.

Did you sift the flour?

OK. Alright, then...

- Pepa! Always on time. - What a drag! I haven’t bathed.

- You never do anyway. - Shut up!

- Boundaries. I'll get that. - You stink, Blondi.

- Shut up! - Mirko!

The car is at my place. You're driving today!

No, Pepa, we're running late.

If I drive, we'll be even later. Martina's gonna kill us.

You're wonderful!

You always have magnificent excuses.

You always want to be right.

But you're driving anyway.

I don't do well under pressure, Pepa.

This is not pressure, honey.

And I don't give a fuck about that, because this is your duty.

- I'm ready! - Is this even working?

Let's go!

- It's raw. - What?

- I put it two minutes ago. - No, raw cake and running late.

- It will be a crap evening. - Is it ready?

- You're a bit tense, Mirko. Chill! - No, I'm alert.

- Should I change to third? - Listen to the engine.

Listen to what? Do I change or not?

When you hear the engine rumble...

- Now? - What should you do?

- Is it rumbling? - Change gears!

- Now. - Change gears.

Take your foot off the clutch. That's a shitty habit, Mirko!

- Pepa, quiet! - He’s telling me to be quiet.

Can't you see we're skipping? Look!

- It's the street, Pepa. - What street?

- Leave him alone or he'll crash. - OK.

Come on!

Happy birthday!

- Blondi! - Hey!

- What's that? - A surprise!

- Pepa! - Happy birthday, Martina!

- Where's Marti? - She's been in the toilet for an hour.

An hour in the bathroom? Only with her makeup?

And your weird Dad? Where is he?

Dad went to get the thingy.

- The thingy... - A while back, now.

- Should we call him then? - I'm hungry.

- See where he's at. - Blondi.

Your sister's been locked in the toilet for over an hour.

- What do you want me to do? - Do something about it.

- OK, I'm going. - Yes, please!

No credit, Mirko?

No, so I'm taking your phone. Hand it.

I already called him.

- Hand it! Stop playing games. - I'm playing!

I'm coming in!

Hello...

- Happy birthday. - Thanks.

How are you?

Fine.

What are you doing?

I want to redo the bathroom,

pull down a wall and put in a window.

- I can't breathe, I'm choking. - Right...

I need daylight coming in. You can't stay here for too long.

- Did you bring the cake? - Yes...

- Did you? - We did! Also got you a present.

What you asked for.

Thanks!

Can you tell me why you're locked in the toilet for an hour on your birthday?

- It wasn't an hour. - It seems so.

It hasn't been an hour.

- Get your foot down. - Sorry, never-mind how long.

Are you OK? Is everything OK with Edu?

- Yes... - Shall we go down?

Everybody's there, let's celebrate.

I hate my birthday.

But, look at you! You're a bomb! Let's celebrate. Happy birthday...

How are those drawings?

They're animated.

- Are you making animation? - It was a joke, Edu.

As in animated drawings. Get it?

As in their mood...

Ah, that's a good one, isn't it?

Very good one!

How's work going?

Good, great.

- What is it now? - Environment. Boring but OK.

I can talk to Enrico and he can switch you to another project.

No, I already know the area. It's going well...

What area are you covering?

I know we have to talk, but not about my work.

It's not interesting.

- I mean for you. - OK, no talk about work.

- What do you want to talk about? - I don't know.

- Let's talk about Pepa. - Pepa!

Did you go to the doctor about your eye?

My health issues are private, I don't want to discuss them.

It's embarrassing.

- It's an eye, Mom. - Everything's connected.

It's not just an eye.

Eduardo, I went to the doctor who prescribed me something

that caused hemorrhoids. That's it.

Hemorrhoids.

You're right, that's too much information.

I'm now going to this holistic medical center.

It's alternative medicine.

Traditional medicine believes that man is a symptom.

Are we all just walking symptoms? Well, it's not like that.

That's what a doctor is supposed to do.

They must look at symptoms.

- Otherwise, what are they looking at? - Eduardo, sorry.

They can also prepare you to cope with your disease.

- Don't exaggerate, Mom. - I'm not, honey, really.

A pimple can become chronic! And it can be serious!

- You just have a sore ass. - The ass!

- Is it really necessary? - What?

To talk about this, is...

- What are we talking about? - My ass.

- OK, choose a subject. - Play a song!

- I'll choose a song. - No! You go, Mirko.

- I'll do it. - What's wrong with our music?